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Martha
07-08-2004, 02:27 AM
delete

Mandy
07-08-2004, 06:01 AM
No offense, but can we NOT have a thread including nothing but sex stories?...It's just TMI for me.

You might wanna re-think your "location" as well.

Sarah
07-08-2004, 09:36 AM
No offense, but can we NOT have a thread including nothing but sex stories?...It's just TMI for me.

You might wanna re-think your "location" as well.

I actually agree. These forums are starting to become really...can't even think of a word. No one is thinking of the children anymore. I hope they can close their eyes.

DragonRat
07-08-2004, 10:40 AM
Perhaps we should have a disclaimer for this specific discussion board, but considering it's about 'Relationships & Sexuality', this should be an open forum to discuss such things. I would hope that children have a good idea of what is posted and discussed on this forum, and avoid it. But, other than that and a disclaimer, there is nothing else we can do for the children.

keiracaleb
07-08-2004, 11:42 AM
Martha, why are you telling people about your sex? sex should be a private thing not soemthing you spread across the world so to speak. to be honest i find it rather disgusting, i mean i don't know about any one else but i don't really wanna come onto my fave forum and find out about other people's sexual intercorse!

Sarah
07-08-2004, 01:29 PM
KeiraCaleb, to contradict myself a little bit from my previous post, the subject is impied when entering this part of the forums. DragonRat is right with what he said.

If you're uncomftable with what is being said, don't come in here anymore. But I do think there should be some kind of disclaimer, as DragonRat said.

Hazzle
07-08-2004, 01:32 PM
Yus...disclaimer be good...although I do think the subject of the boards is pretty clear..."sexuality" should tip anyone with a brain off as to what's being discussed.

Oh wait, once again I overestimate the intelligence of a lot of our demographic...my bad.

Liam
07-08-2004, 02:54 PM
This one time, at band camp...

Seriously, it was when amishka raped me on the countrylink to Sydney.

Narg
07-08-2004, 03:18 PM
i was 15 and i was coming home from school and these 6 hot chicks pulled up on motorbikes and offered me a lift home, on the way home i masturbated over them, but they didnt see me, so wen we got to home, mum was still at work, so then they came in, and i had sex with them each, 2 at a time, with my tounge, penis, and hands, i was getting busy with there "no-no-mummy-daddy-spots" for about 6 hours, and my mum was in traffic but wen she got home she had to take me to the hospital cos i was collapsed on the floor covered in cum and my penis got broken, but the doctor fixed it, it dosnt work properly, only somtimes, but my current girlfrieds love to have it.

that was my most amazing sex story, i was only 15, so i was only learning, although i did pracitce on my dog somtimes before that, but this was the real deal! it was great. When i grow up i want to be a pornstar and marry a 34 year old kkw forum user / pedo, they get me horney.

Richard
07-08-2004, 04:31 PM
:icon_surp

Your shitting me right?

Mandy
07-08-2004, 04:52 PM
Mandy,

Hormones could have something to do with it. I'm 34 and find that sex keeps getting better. In my case...that could also be because I am past the baby stage and I don't have to worry about being offended. I can let loose...so to speak.

Enjoy life as much as you can...because it may not be there tomorrow. :)

Gag me. That doesn't explain why your avatar still has my gag relflex in action.

I'm as sexual as anyone here, but that's my own business. I don't get offended by it, I just don't wanna read it at KKW.

acliff
07-08-2004, 06:25 PM
Got milk?

Hazzle
07-08-2004, 06:27 PM
Stop spamming Cliffeh. And you the former mod and all...for shame!

Just to ensure this IS seen as on topic...virgin...thus...no sexual experiences to comment on :icon_redf .

Actually it's not embarassing at all...never had a girlfriend, and I don't agree with casual sex (not that it's been offered to me)...it's just not for me...for those of you who do...fair enough...your personal choice...I don't.

keira loves lipgloss
07-08-2004, 06:30 PM
gross avater is disgusting,this is a unesasary topic

Hazzle
07-08-2004, 06:31 PM
gross avater is disgusting,this is a unesasary topic

Yes, yes it is...but if you don't like it, complain using the reporting function...kindly do not spam...this has been going on most of this thread...can we stop now?

DefyingGravity
07-08-2004, 06:55 PM
Um, ew. Virgin here, can't say. And I sort of agree with keiracaleb, sex should be a private matter.

Kelsey
07-08-2004, 07:03 PM
In my car in the indoor parking garage at Disneyland.

qzx00
07-08-2004, 10:52 PM
In my car in the indoor parking garage at Disneyland.


I think that was with me! I don't know, but either way my best time was at the Disneyland parking garage too. I had just met her at Disneyland and within 2 hours we were in the garage going at it. Once we were done we went our own ways and never heard from each other again. It was one of my proudest moments.

acliff
07-08-2004, 11:29 PM
Gag me. That doesn't explain why your avatar still has my gag relflex in action.

The advert is present in magazines, and newspapers and its an advert for milk.
Catchphrase being 'got milk'
Approved to be shown in magazines all over the world. :)
I personally liked the Josie Maran ones.

Kelsey
08-08-2004, 12:05 AM
I think that was with me! I don't know, but either way my best time was at the Disneyland parking garage too. I had just met her at Disneyland and within 2 hours we were in the garage going at it. Once we were done we went our own ways and never heard from each other again. It was one of my proudest moments.

Unless your name is Billy, than nope, sorry. And I knew the guy for more than two hours. It was at least three or four. :)

Narg
08-08-2004, 01:17 AM
:icon_surp

Your shitting me right?


yes, lol. Im still a virgin, was just fkn about with the guys on IRC lol...

Kelsey
18-08-2004, 01:17 AM
When I was in college I worked in a restaurant that had a huge walk-in freezer for the meat and one of the waiters that I'd been flirting with for months (his name was/is John) thought he was calling my bluff but I called his and we went at it in the freezer and it was UN-FUCKING BELIEVABLE. The combination of the cold and our body heat as well as the physical attraction we had for one another made that experience unbeatable in terms of sheer eroticism and satisfaction that I'll never forget.

How unsanitary.

Hazzle
18-08-2004, 10:40 AM
How unsanitary.

And cold. Errr...surely the cold would've caused shrinkage? ;) Not so good :D

hasselbrad
19-08-2004, 07:29 PM
When I was in college I worked in a restaurant that had a huge walk-in freezer for the meat and one of the waiters that I'd been flirting with for months (his name was/is John) thought he was calling my bluff but I called his and we went at it in the freezer and it was UN-FUCKING BELIEVABLE. The combination of the cold and our body heat as well as the physical attraction we had for one another made that experience unbeatable in terms of sheer eroticism and satisfaction that I'll never forget.

Somebody's ass didn't freeze to any thing did it? :icon_surp
Gee, and I thought my friends who used to smoke pot in the freezer at the TCBY were crazy.

kilyncw
20-08-2004, 12:50 PM
i met this girl at a club and she led me to a dock. people were constantly walking bye above and at an angle, but we were still pretty visable.

it made it really cool cause i thought we would get caught. plus someone threw crumpled up dollar at us.

i think she's been there before. hmm?
________
Kitchen Measures (http://kitchenmeasures.com/)

gracie
20-08-2004, 01:53 PM
i used to be conceded, but i found out that was a flaw and well, i don't have any of those.

do you mean conceited? or is that part of the hillarious joke your signature is?

MeggieHoops
20-08-2004, 06:23 PM
Hmm...best sex I ever had.

I guess it would be the time after prom. I had dated this guy Jake on and off throughout the years (coincidentaly I'm dating him again now) but we hadn't spoken in awhile due to a really bad breakup.

I ended up dancing with him at prom even though he wasn't my date (I had just ended up going with a good guy friend, so it wasn't a big deal) because I was thinking, "Whatever, I'm leaving for college soon, so fuck it, I'll dance with him."

We ended up leaving together and going to his house. We wanted to go swimming but of course I had a dress on, and no bathing suit, so I ended up just going in my bra and undies...and in the pool we were joking around and pushing each other and we ended up in a full on grope fest in there.

Then we went inside and had some serious sex. It just felt so good to be with him again...I mean, the sex itself wasn't anything out of the ordinary...but things felt so perfect and right in his arms, you know?

So yep, there you have it.

ryan
20-08-2004, 07:01 PM
i think i'll keep the specifics of it to myself. ;)
t'was an incredible experience, though.

acliff
20-08-2004, 07:02 PM
A record breaking number of pies was it Ryan?

ryan
20-08-2004, 07:21 PM
you wish.

acliff
20-08-2004, 07:26 PM
You and your sweet, warm all-american apple pies :P

ryan
21-08-2004, 01:04 AM
i prefer vagina and mouth.

acliff
21-08-2004, 07:57 AM
Your sterling sense of humour and eloquence astounds me once again.

MedullaPancreas
21-08-2004, 08:29 AM
I blew my load on teh pavement once!

Best EVAR!!!11

in all honesty... i was 17... she was 30. i catch my hands 'roaming' at the mere contact of those synapse.

ryan
21-08-2004, 02:33 PM
Your sterling sense of humour and eloquence astounds me once again.

it wasn't meant to be humorous or contain any eloquence. i'm just telling it how it is. :p

Hazzle
22-08-2004, 01:50 AM
Hazzle,

Are you still waiting for it!!! It is good to set goals for yourself. ;)

Yes yes, virgin...what of it?

Ryan...don't spam...your little spat with Cliff can take place in PMs or...here's a thought...the pair of you could grow up.

My best sexual experience...does sex with kiddies count? :p

ryan
22-08-2004, 02:08 AM
actually haz, cliff started it.
you may want to lecture him, too.

as a side note, yes, i know its in the rules not to spam, but i really don't see what the big deal is. it's not like the KKW forums are so large that a few extra unrealted posts every so often are going to make traffic and database size go through the roof.
[/sidenote]

Hazzle
22-08-2004, 02:43 AM
actually haz, cliff started it.
you may want to lecture him, too.

as a side note, yes, i know its in the rules not to spam, but i really don't see what the big deal is. it's not like the KKW forums are so large that a few extra unrealted posts every so often are going to make traffic and database size go through the roof.
[/sidenote]

I don't care who started it. I'm telling you both to stop it...and yes, Cliff has a habit of doing that...but when I was on your end I got banned for spamming...so count yourself lucky...stop...now...this is your first warning.

As to your sidenote...minor spam in the pursuit of funny is one thing, and that's where Cliff's initial spam is possible tolerable (although I dispute the humour of it) but yours is just continuing a fight...stop it...KKW forums may be large but they're not a playground for your little childish spats...

You suck at the funny. (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative.jpg)

Whereas you just suck at sucking...so I've been reliably informed...now shush and get back down there, eh missy?

ryan
22-08-2004, 04:00 AM
I'm an idiot...please ban me.

Hazzle
22-08-2004, 04:04 AM
I'm an idiot...please ban me.

Alrighty chief...as per your request...you've got 3 days to think about what you did wrong...BANNED.

acliff
22-08-2004, 08:54 AM
Yes yes, virgin...what of it?

Ryan...don't spam...your little spat with Cliff can take place in PMs or...here's a thought...the pair of you could grow up.

My best sexual experience...does sex with kiddies count? :p

I am astounded by the hypocrisy. You go off about how posting bullshit in the pursuit of funny which is off topic, and then you go about talking about having sex with kiddies. Whereas that might be funny to you, I find it amusing that its in the same post as a moderating comment.
Grow up eh? Says the guy who's bitter about being banned for 3 days....
If you want to read more of my thoughts, check the officers board. As little spats should be kept private hmm?
Carry on.

Hazzle
22-08-2004, 06:29 PM
I am astounded by the hypocrisy. You go off about how posting bullshit in the pursuit of funny which is off topic, and then you go about talking about having sex with kiddies.[quote]

Which was an attempt to get it back on topic. Note the "My best sexual experience" remark before it...

[quote]Grow up eh? Says the guy who's bitter about being banned for 3 days....

Bitter? Pffft...I've been banned for longer than three days before...and as I told Poggs I didn't really give a shit about being banned.

I moderated the thread as I felt it should be...I treated Ryan according to the rules, and according the procedure followed by Apoggy with regards to myself...y'know...uniformity in applying the rules?

Back on topic...what can I say? Haven't had any sexual experiences, and my attempt to joke about it was just brutalised by a bitter Cliffeh...oh well...

hasselbrad
23-08-2004, 05:46 PM
All I'll say is it involved a broken bed, a mild concussion and several stitches in the back of my head.

Mandy
23-08-2004, 09:33 PM
All I'll say is it involved a broken bed, a mild concussion and several stitches in the back of my head.

Right. Sorry about that. :kidding:

hasselbrad
25-08-2004, 06:50 PM
***shivers*** :rolleyes:

ryan
07-09-2004, 10:38 PM
update:
this weekend made for the best sex ever...
and i've got the marks all over my body to prove it.


mmmm.

apoggy
08-09-2004, 12:19 AM
Not that your bragging about being into animal sex

gracie
08-09-2004, 12:25 AM
bestiality is a crime ryan

ryan
08-09-2004, 01:19 AM
Not that your bragging about being into animal sex

if by that you mean she was an animal in bed, then yes.

bestiality is a crime ryan

it was consensual.

apoggy edit: dont double post you bitch

MeggieHoops
08-09-2004, 01:55 AM
Yeah congrats Ryan!

I wish my bf didn't live 3000 miles away and I could sex him up alot more.

ryan
08-09-2004, 01:56 AM
WOO HOO!!! Way to go there, ryan!!!
Congrats!!!

Thanks for updating us...make sure you always practice safe sex - unless you WANT to die or have someone calling you "Dad".

Good Luck in Love Hon!!!
:) :) :)

I wouldn't exactly call it 'love', but alright.
and it certainly wasn't safe sex :p
if both parties are clean (and birth control is in use), i see no need to practice 'safe' sex when it's already safe.


Yeah congrats Ryan!

I wish my bf didn't live 3000 miles away and I could sex him up alot more.
:icon_err: :icon_conf

gracie
08-09-2004, 02:26 AM
how many times did she "really" come ryan.

ryan
08-09-2004, 02:33 AM
how many times did she "really" come ryan.

plenty. no faking. i felt them all.

gracie
08-09-2004, 02:39 AM
and youre sure you havent confused watching soft core porn with a relationship?

apoggy
08-09-2004, 02:41 AM
No, he felt them because he finished her off with his hand after spurting so quick :D

gracie
08-09-2004, 02:44 AM
shes obviously been doing her keigel exercises

ryan
08-09-2004, 03:57 AM
No, he felt them because he finished her off with his hand after spurting so quick :D

sorry ap, i don't have the same problem you do. :p

apoggy
08-09-2004, 12:10 PM
Classic comeback, you should be ever so proud of yourself dear ryan.

ryan
08-09-2004, 12:44 PM
Classic comeback, you should be ever so proud of yourself dear ryan.

proud that I have sexual endurance unlike yourself, yes. :D

Ranman
24-12-2004, 08:19 AM
what was best

The frist time

Openned my eyes to another world

It wasnt very good for her

but what are you gonna do, thats life

michael22
11-08-2005, 06:22 PM
ah yes the late forum posts of a rarely visiting member

well i haven't really done anything close to that I really just had a great snogging session with a girl at the world pipe band championships in glasgow. (this is just after we got 8th in the 2004 year) we spent an hour behind the beer tent. the weather was hot and it was out of the way enough to not have anything to do there.
yay glasgow

barrington
12-08-2005, 02:39 AM
what the.

Digital_Ice
12-08-2005, 04:15 PM
off all the threads that died (wih good reason) back in december.... why reserect this one??????

once_dreaded
26-03-2006, 08:43 PM
Considering that I've suffered from L.B.D. (anyone who wants to know what <~~~ stands for PM me) for the past two years I'm sure that when the drought ends the FLOOD will be considered the best sex ever for me.

But before that can happen...It was in a VERY public place - park - on a nice Sunday...with plenty of people walking past. The only thing that REALLY sucked was that there were so many people walking past she wouldn't continue so I didn't get my O...but it was good...even if I was frustrated in the end.

qzx00
27-03-2006, 02:47 AM
That is awsome! I've done the park but it was in the middle of the night (still fun though). I've done it at work several times, in a public pool, and while in the same room with a bunch of friends (they were drunk and had no idea what was going on) still the best I ever had was next to a dumpster behind a grocery store. Nothing will ever match the classyness of the dumpster!!

Mandy
27-03-2006, 02:48 AM
*sigh*

I've done it in the boys bathroom at a nightclub.






I feel so dirty.

ryan
27-03-2006, 02:39 PM
No offense, but can we NOT have a thread including nothing but sex stories?...It's just TMI for me.

You might wanna re-think your "location" as well.



*sigh*

I've done it in the boys bathroom at a nightclub.






I feel so dirty.


Change your mind about this topic, did we?

Mandy
27-03-2006, 03:35 PM
Wow. I said that almost two years ago. Are you really that bored?

hasselbrad
27-03-2006, 03:44 PM
Wow. I said that almost two years ago. Are you really that bored?
bowroflwmp

ryan
28-03-2006, 02:29 AM
Wow. I said that almost two years ago. Are you really that bored?

That bored? It's the first comment on this thread. You act like it's buried on the bottom of page 512416.

Mandy
28-03-2006, 03:10 AM
I meant bored enough to point something out that I said two years ago. Don't get your man-panties in a twist.

ryan
28-03-2006, 03:32 AM
I meant bored enough to point something out that I said two years ago. Don't get your man-panties in a twist.

I wasn't the one with the negative tone. ;)

Mandy
28-03-2006, 03:41 AM
It's the internet, there aren't tones.

Edit: Alright the thread's all messed up now back on topic.

once_dreaded
16-05-2006, 11:28 PM
:bump: So my friend Tanya and I decided to start the L.O.S.I. Virginity Club (Lack of Sex Induced Virginity). She is the President since she has gone 6+ years without and I'm the Vice President for my 2+ years without.
Anyone else a member...sorry...REAL virgins can't join because you have to have had sex at least once before becoming L.O.S.I.

Hazzle
20-05-2006, 01:30 AM
My right hand. The left wasn't too bad either.

barrington
20-05-2006, 01:38 AM
The best sex I ever had must be the first time. Probably goes against the grain, but what other bonk makes you walk around ten feet tall the next morning?

Hazzle
20-05-2006, 01:46 AM
The best sex I ever had must be the first time. Probably goes against the grain, but what other bonk makes you walk around ten feet tall the next morning?

The kind you have when you're off your face on coke?

Mandy
20-05-2006, 02:19 AM
...what other bonk makes you walk around ten feet tall the next morning?

Do you mean vertically or horizontally...?

;)

Hazzle
20-05-2006, 02:36 AM
Do you mean vertically or horizontally...?

;)

Vertically could well be induced by the Blue Pill. You know the one.