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veryeasilyb0red
25-11-2007, 08:52 PM
Hey! I see that you're new here (apparently since you're reading this).
So, I'm guessing that you're a Keira Knightley fan...right? Ok good. If you answered yes to that question, then continue reading. If not, then exit right now and find some other forum dedicated to whomever you're dedicated to.

Ok, so basic rules:
1) Obsess over Keira Knightley
2) Rave about how wonderful said actress is
3) No cussing/swearing/whichever word you prefer
4) Feel free to join in discussions
5) Post some of your own threads! We'd love to know your opinions!
6) Have fun!

We're here to make you feel welcome and if there's any problem or concern, we'd love to take comments. Any questions? Feel free to ask questions as well. :D

So, that's all for now. All YOU have to do now is hit that little "Register" button at the upper right hand corner and follow the steps to become a KKForum member. If you already ARE a member, then log in and enjoy!

veryeasilyb0red <3

Ranman
25-11-2007, 08:58 PM
Let me answer your rules one at a time

1. No

2. No

3. You suck donkey dick

4. I do whatever I want

5. I am

I have a queston for you, If god is all powerful can he create a rock so big than even he can't lift it?

I'm thinking of changing my name to "Notsoeasilyentertained"

Digital_Ice
26-11-2007, 12:26 AM
I'm sorry.... what?

You're welcoming people for us now?
and making up your own rules?


3) No cussing/swearing/whichever word you prefer

I believe the official rules are "Swearing is fucking mandatory"

fuck bollocks wank tits arse cunt feck shit nipples.

Leonie
26-11-2007, 09:59 AM
What kind of crazy drug are you on?

Unless you slept with Baz, stole his kidney while he was blissfully out, and appropriated this website in return for said organ, you need to shut up very quickly.

Might be an idea to put a giant disclaimer at the bottom of that post so misguided newbies don't unintentionally let this fruitloop run the forums.

DizzyMissLizzie
26-11-2007, 10:44 AM
I see that I'm not the only one a bit confused here...whot the bloody hell is this? :icon_?8:

Digital_Ice
26-11-2007, 10:47 AM
Tis the new owner of kkw apparently, either that or (as stated in their newly aquired user title) a self-aggrandising fuckwit.

I Luv Keira
26-11-2007, 10:47 AM
veryeasilyb0red, I salute you sir! You rule!

Ranman
26-11-2007, 10:48 AM
hard to believe a self-aggrandising fuckwit, could be so bored

DizzyMissLizzie
26-11-2007, 10:48 AM
So if this is the new owner then...whot now?

Digital_Ice
26-11-2007, 10:49 AM
veryeasilyb0red, I salute you sir! You rule!

you can shut up and all! :p

So if this is the new owner then...whot now?

It's not.

self-ag·gran·dise·ment
n.
The act or practice of enhancing or exaggerating one's own importance, power, or reputation.

They just think they are.

Ranman
26-11-2007, 10:51 AM
So if this is the new owner then...whot now?

I say fuck him in the ass with a big rubber dick. And the same for ILK

I Luv Keira
26-11-2007, 10:53 AM
I say fuck him in the ass with a big rubber dick. And the same for ILK

Go eat some burgers!

Digital_Ice
26-11-2007, 10:53 AM
Go eat some burgers!

is that the best comeback you could muster?

I Luv Keira
26-11-2007, 10:55 AM
Yes. I thought it was funny.

Ranman
26-11-2007, 10:57 AM
Yes. I thought it was funny.

Watching you eat donkey dick is funnier

Digital_Ice
26-11-2007, 11:00 AM
ok. This conversation has run its corse. I suggest you drop it now.
I'm not having you too spamming the forum with your crap.

DizzyMissLizzie
26-11-2007, 11:05 AM
God you guys are pretty rough :D

hasselbrad
26-11-2007, 12:52 PM
This is where all of the 14 new posts are?
Splendid.

Mandy
26-11-2007, 05:24 PM
God you guys are pretty rough :D

That's what she said.