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Mandy
24-10-2007, 01:10 AM
Now it's not very often where I would look at a picture of another woman and think "Hmm, I'd like to give her a good spank and a bath," but...




Megan Fox is freaking hot. I vote Megan Fox Wavefront! (That has no ring to it whatsoever. She reminds me of a young and not so freaky Angeline Jolie. But better looking. You may know her from such films as Transformers and....well, Transformers.


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/Alynndan/26987_Hollywood_Film_Festival05s_Ho.jpghttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/Alynndan/normal_megan_fox_fhm_0307_04.jpghttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/Alynndan/normal_27jb.jpg



Also, I still have a thing for Billie Piper.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/Alynndan/secretdiary-2-1.jpg

Digital_Ice
24-10-2007, 01:52 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/151/421356489_d42aad756b.jpg
http://www.transformershq.com/upload/Megan_Fox.jpg

mandy going lesbian with megan fox....



....excuse me a second.

apoggy
24-10-2007, 08:52 AM
She'd turn me lesbian

Hmm, that didn't sound like I wanted it to :P

Hazzle
24-10-2007, 09:55 AM
Megan Fox is hot. Thought so when she was in Hope And Faith. Billie Piper...meh.

hasselbrad
24-10-2007, 01:15 PM
Billie Piper kind of looks like a tranny.
I'm not really sure how that would affect the fantasy points scoring of your sexual relations with her (him...whatever) but Megan is a fox. She does need to go a little easier on the eye liner though.

Mandy
24-10-2007, 02:11 PM
Billie Piper is freaking hot in her television show, "Secret Diary of a Call Girl." You'd have to see it to get what I mean.

http://sweetandtalented.com/images/piper/piper03.jpg
http://sweetandtalented.com/images/piper/piper03.jpg

hasselbrad
24-10-2007, 02:47 PM
pwned by hotlinking. ;)

Googled the lass...still think she looks like a tranny. Some pictures less than others, so perhaps it's down to a bit too much makeup.

Oh, and don't let my skepticism dampen your lesbian feelings. By all means, continue to explore other lesbian options.
:p

Digital_Ice
24-10-2007, 03:06 PM
or just use your initative and copy and paste mandy's url.

you sure its not just your underlying preferences showing through there brad?

hasselbrad
24-10-2007, 03:26 PM
you sure its not just your underlying preferences showing through there brad?

If it was an underlying preference, I'd agree she was hot, no?
Now shut up and put the schoolgirl outfit on, dammit!
:D

Mandy
24-10-2007, 04:22 PM
Someone else I'd consider batting on the other team for:


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/Alynndan/004.jpg http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/Alynndan/006.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/Alynndan/normal_005.jpg

I'm not particularly a fan of the "ghetto-fab" thing, but I think she has an amazing face and despite that annoying Umbrella song, I rather liked her current album (at least more than her others).

And the dominatrix thing she pulls off onstage is kinda hot.

Hazzle
24-10-2007, 08:24 PM
Her music's annoying. But she's hot as hell. As for Billie being hot on "Secret Diary" : False. Started watching the show but it's been a huge disappointment as she munts and it's not funny.

Mandy
24-10-2007, 08:32 PM
But you're gay so that's expected. :icon_razz

Hazzle
24-10-2007, 08:37 PM
If I was gay surely I'd be attracted to her more not less? ;)

Mandy
24-10-2007, 08:39 PM
You guys honestly think she looks like a man? I think that's ridiculous. She just has strong facial features, which I think is awesome.

Hazzle
24-10-2007, 08:40 PM
It's the huge smile. She has weird teeth. Personally I think she looks more like a rabbit than a man...

Mandy
24-10-2007, 08:49 PM
Oh well. Sometimes I find peculiar things attractive. Stuff that doesn't make people look like everyone else. You have to admit, she's very distinctive. I also think SJP is really pretty, and everyone else tells me she fugs.

hasselbrad
24-10-2007, 09:03 PM
You guys honestly think she looks like a man? I think that's ridiculous. She just has strong facial features, which I think is awesome.

She looks kind of mannish in the pic you posted. :icon_conf

Mandy
24-10-2007, 09:06 PM
The picture I posted screams feminine to me. Did you mean her face or body?

hasselbrad
24-10-2007, 09:10 PM
The picture I posted screams feminine to me. Did you mean her face or body?

Face. Body is rocking, it's just something about her face that makes me think "drag queen". It reminds me of a recent pic I saw of Brooke Shields. She looks kind of mannish as well.

Mandy
24-10-2007, 09:13 PM
Brooke Shields has a strong face too. Defined cheekbones and jawline. Everything on Billie's face is sharp like that as well.

hasselbrad
24-10-2007, 09:19 PM
Keira's got well defined features, but they seem more delicate.
Regardless...if you wanna go lesbian for her, you have my blessing.
:D

Ranman
24-10-2007, 09:32 PM
you have my blessing.
:D

mine too (will there be a video of you two?)

Hazzle
25-10-2007, 10:12 AM
mine too (will there be a video of you two?)

Two?! I want an all-out lesbo orgie with Mandy, Megan Fox, Billie and Rihanna.

apoggy
25-10-2007, 10:14 AM
Two?! I want an all-out lesbo orgie with Mandy, Megan Fox, Billie and Rihanna.


You know you would settle for any combination of the 4

Hazzle
25-10-2007, 10:16 AM
You know you would settle for any combination of the 4

Actually I'd gladly leave Billie out of it but I thought it might make Mandy more willing.

apoggy
25-10-2007, 10:18 AM
Doesn't Mandy have more class than to let you watch anyway? :P

You are like a pervy Uncle at a wedding

Katielondon
25-10-2007, 11:11 AM
Megan Fox is sexy, i would go lesbian for her..............................oh wait i am anyway :) .

Hazzle
25-10-2007, 04:37 PM
Doesn't Mandy have more class than to let you watch anyway?

Who said she'd have to know? I'm all for the hidden video camera. More natural shots.

You are like a pervy Uncle at a wedding

You're only just discovering this now? And don't act like you wouldn't gladly enjoy said tape.

Mandy
25-10-2007, 04:43 PM
I'm classy enough to tape my lesbian orgy, but not let anyone see it. That would just be distasteful. :icon_razz

Ranman
25-10-2007, 06:11 PM
I'd be a lesbian just for the fun of it. To explore the ability to have countless orgasm's in a row. Come on guys who's with me on this?

hasselbrad
25-10-2007, 07:29 PM
Yes.
See...it's possible for us to agree. I would be a filthy lesbian whore.

Jacoby
25-10-2007, 09:25 PM
I'd go lesbian for Christian Bale!


*Swoons!*

Mandy
25-10-2007, 09:31 PM
I'd be afraid that he'd kill me during sex. Either intentionally or unintentionally.

KeirazBabe
25-10-2007, 10:09 PM
Amazing topic Mandy! lol. Thouch technically I cant really count in as Im ALREADY a lesbian. But fiiiine choices ;) Mmmm Rihanna!! lol

x

Digital_Ice
25-10-2007, 10:27 PM
I'm classy enough to tape my lesbian orgy, but not let anyone see it. That would just be distasteful. :icon_razz

keep it in storage till you're world famous... then "accidentaly" leak it onto the internet.

Katielondon
25-10-2007, 10:50 PM
mandy wants to join the better team, come on over :wave:

Mandy
25-10-2007, 11:17 PM
Amazing topic Mandy! lol. Thouch technically I cant really count in as Im ALREADY a lesbian. But fiiiine choices ;) Mmmm Rihanna!! lol

x

Aww, I still hold your opinion to the highest regard! It's funny, I didn't notice Rihanna so much before, but the bob she got made her really hot.

Katie, I may have no choice. :icon_razz

Porcelain_Doll
25-10-2007, 11:33 PM
this is a cool thread. Kudos, Mandy ^^

Hmm...I wouldn't mind Jennifer Connelly. I think she's simply stunning, and I wouldn't mind adding that adorable husband of hers to the equation :P
I've got a strange thing for Milla Jovovich...it's weird 'cause her features are slightly odd, but she reminds me of an early Linda Evangelista.
Kate Beckinsale and Rose McGowan are two definite yes-es. And of course, Liv Tyler.

There. I seem to have a fetish for dark haired-clear eyed femmes. :p

Katielondon
25-10-2007, 11:35 PM
Aww, I still hold your opinion to the highest regard! It's funny, I didn't notice Rihanna so much before, but the bob she got made her really hot.

Katie, I may have no choice. :icon_razz

Mandy you should give it a go, not that im biased or anything.

Mandy
25-10-2007, 11:44 PM
It's not that I'm afraid to be a lesbian because I don't think it's bad to be, I'm just afraid that If I try it, I'll like it too much and I really do like guys.

Katielondon
25-10-2007, 11:52 PM
i love been lez, it means i can cuddle up to my gf and talk about the day and often ivloves talking clothes after sex, now you couldnt do that with a guy :P

Ranman
26-10-2007, 12:05 AM
This thread could be called, Guys for your wanking pleasure

Mandy
26-10-2007, 12:19 AM
i love been lez, it means i can cuddle up to my gf and talk about the day and often ivloves talking clothes after sex, now you couldnt do that with a guy :P

I totally get the comfort that would come with being with another girl in a relationship, but I don't think I could actually fall in love with a girl. Just doesn't seem like my brain would wrap around that.

By the way, I was pretty sure guys couldn't post in Keira Girls...

Katielondon
26-10-2007, 12:37 AM
I totally get the comfort that would come with being with another girl in a relationship, but I don't think I could actually fall in love with a girl. Just doesn't seem like my brain would wrap around that.

By the way, I was pretty sure guys couldn't post in Keira Girls...

i just couldnt be with a guy in that way, one thing i dont think i could ever do is have a proper relationship with a bi girl unless i was very certain, because i would be constantly paranoid that i wasnt enough for her and it would stress me out.

Mandy
26-10-2007, 12:47 AM
We really shouldn't date, then. :(

michael22
26-10-2007, 04:22 AM
This thread could be called, Guys for your wanking pleasure

I had to take three cold showers just to get caught up to the end :p

good choices by all, especially with Jennifer Connoly, Rose Mcgowan, Keira and Rihanna

JenR
26-10-2007, 06:12 AM
I'm totally a lesbian for this photo of Nat. i look at it almost everyday. :icon_conf



http://www.natalieportman.com/albums/mags_2004_robert-maxwell/esq_04_Natalie_Portman_Sep2K4_Esquire5_hi.sized.jp g




i cant help it. :dontknowa

Hazzle
26-10-2007, 09:13 AM
I'm with Ran. Multiple orgasms + boobies offsets not being able to pee standing up. Shit...I forgot...there's periods too. Sorry, much as the rest appeals I like not bleeding from my genitals.

On the bright side Mandy, if Christian Bale did kill you it'd probably be in a hilarious way like in American Psycho. Maybe even a jaunty little dance to go with it.

mandy wants to join the better team, come on over :wave:

No! Stop trying to steal all the women in the world. Jeez, do you WANT there to be a planet left? If there are no women left for men, there's no future generations, the planet dies out, the end. You've got to leave us some. And no, you can't just leave us the ugly ones. If anything we're more shallow that you so we should get the hotties and YOU get the ugly ones.

PD's choices win by the way. Although Megan Fox is hot none of her choices look like Billie Piper ;). Then again Jen made the smartest call of all. Nat > everyone.

Katie you can totally cuddle a guy after sex. Just don't expect conversation. We're too tired. I've explained this to you before, men burn WAY more energy during sex than women, regardless of who does all the "work", simply by virtue of how our equipment works. I'd rather not explain further.

Heh Ran. Actually Mandy we've been allowed to post in this section for ages. Have no idea why but I'm not complaining. Given one of the Admin (Ice) was part of it that's tacit approval. Still, it's good to know you and Katie won't be dating anytime soon. We need some women to stay on our team!

Katielondon
26-10-2007, 10:53 AM
Still, it's good to know you and Katie won't be dating anytime soon. We need some women to stay on our team!

i hope you would think better of me than to EVER cheat on my gf anyway:dontknowa .

hasselbrad
26-10-2007, 01:04 PM
It's not that I'm afraid to be a lesbian because I don't think it's bad to be, I'm just afraid that If I try it, I'll like it too much and I really do like guys.

I knew someone in college who used this rationale to avoid cocaine use.

Mandy
26-10-2007, 02:04 PM
Actually, if Haz and Ran are examples of what's on the other side, save me a seat on the lesbo train, Katie.

JenR
26-10-2007, 04:21 PM
if i was a dude, i'd be gay for Ewan McGregor.

Mandy
26-10-2007, 04:32 PM
If I was a woman, I'd be straight for Ewan McGregor.

Oh wait...

hasselbrad
26-10-2007, 04:45 PM
Mandy wins a...

http://www.yarnharlot.ca/blog/medal-web-large.jpg
(Gold medal...if that's not clear)

...for the Best Thread Ever!

Mandy
26-10-2007, 04:49 PM
Knitting Chamption? I'll take what I can get.

KeirazBabe
26-10-2007, 05:04 PM
LOl thats quite true about Rihanna Mandy! Though I've always had a crush on her, she's just MEGA hot lately!

Haha what are you on about Haz?! We hardly have ANY good looking women on our team- bloody give us some!!!!!!!!!! lol.

x

Mandy
26-10-2007, 05:06 PM
I have to agree with Megan. Most of the hardcore lesbians I know are pretty man-like. And the good-looking ones I know only do it for show.

I used to go to this bar with my roomate on "Alternative Lifestyle Night" and there was this girl/guy that used to try to chat me up. I got really tired of her in the end and told her "Even if I was a lesbian, the point of being lesbian is to be attracted to girls, not girls that look like guys." I don't understand that really. I'm not trying to be rude or anything, but why do some lesbians insist on looking just like a man?

hasselbrad
26-10-2007, 05:40 PM
Knitting Chamption? I'll take what I can get.

Yeah...thread...pretty oblique, I reckon.

Pygmalion
26-10-2007, 06:02 PM
I have to agree with Megan. Most of the hardcore lesbians I know are pretty man-like. And the good-looking ones I know only do it for show.

I used to go to this bar with my roomate on "Alternative Lifestyle Night" and there was this girl/guy that used to try to chat me up. I got really tired of her in the end and told her "Even if I was a lesbian, the point of being lesbian is to be attracted to girls, not girls that look like guys." I don't understand that really. I'm not trying to be rude or anything, but why do some lesbians insist on looking just like a man?

I'm friends with a lot of girls who are classed at "Bois" here, they have short gelled hair, but they wear skinny leg jeans and tight tops. I must admit I don't get the butchies either. One of my besties since primary school is one and I call her "Uncle Buck"

Mandy
26-10-2007, 06:07 PM
Yeah, I suppose it's just one of life's many puzzlements.

There was also a guy I knew that took hormones (estrogen, maybe) and it made him grow boobs and appear more feminine. He changed his name from James to Jamie. For the longest time I thought it was a girl, but then she told me he was a boy originally. Talk about confusing.

Pygmalion
26-10-2007, 06:17 PM
There was also a guy I knew that took hormones (estrogen, maybe) and it made him grow boobs and appear more feminine. He changed his name from James to Jamie. For the longest time I thought it was a girl, but then she told me he was a boy originally. Talk about confusing.

Yes I know a few people who were born with vaginas and started taking hormones, changed their names, wear packies (fake penises) and you can't even tell that they were ever girls.

On topic kind of, I'd go straight for Ryan Reynold's body in Amityville Horror. God its amazing...

Mandy
26-10-2007, 06:29 PM
Mmmm Ryan Reynolds. Help keeping girls straight since 1976. He looked so good in Blade 3.

Katielondon
26-10-2007, 07:58 PM
Actually, if Haz and Ran are examples of what's on the other side, save me a seat on the lesbo train, Katie.

:icon_lol: , aw their not so bad.

Ranman
26-10-2007, 08:08 PM
:icon_lol: , aw their not so bad.

Thats right, coming from a gay girl, were studs(atleast I am, I do think haz is gay)

Mandy
26-10-2007, 09:13 PM
:icon_lol: , aw their not so bad.

Sweetie, raise your standards. :icon_razz

JenR
26-10-2007, 11:56 PM
i'd be a lesbian for Mandy.

Mandy
27-10-2007, 12:15 AM
Come to MOMMA.

JenR
27-10-2007, 12:19 AM
*cums*

Mandy
27-10-2007, 12:21 AM
Hahaha Someone give her an award for the most explicit post ever.

I'm sure Brad can find one that's fitting.

JenR
27-10-2007, 12:33 AM
whoa baby, i need to shower now, mmm. Damn mandy you know how to hit the spot. ugggggggggggggggggh.

Digital_Ice
27-10-2007, 12:49 AM
http://www.blackparadox.co.uk/personal/award-1.png

heh, i was bored....

...but i couldn't be arsed to put too much effort into it.

(plus, i wanted a cock and balls silhouette, but couldn't find one... my Google search history is rather random now)

Mandy
27-10-2007, 12:56 AM
I do what I can.

Oh, I love her:
http://anabeatrizbarrosfan.com/gallery/full/7104/

LOL. Nice job, Ice.

JenR
27-10-2007, 12:56 AM
ha im goign to save that ribbon. :icon_eplu

Digital_Ice
27-10-2007, 01:01 AM
eww. dont. its crap. if id have thought you'd keep it id make a better one

JenR
27-10-2007, 01:51 AM
i'm not picky over awards.

Katielondon
27-10-2007, 11:29 PM
Sweetie, raise your standards. :icon_razz

hey, i dont have to sleep with them so my standards can be anywhere:) .

Hazzle
28-10-2007, 03:47 PM
Actually, if Haz and Ran are examples of what's on the other side, save me a seat on the lesbo train, Katie.

When you put it like that...I don't blame you.

Haha what are you on about Haz?! We hardly have ANY good looking women on our team- bloody give us some!!!!!!!!!! lol.

I respectfully disagree and present you with a mirror as exhibit A. There are plenty of gorgeous lesbians. Most of them KKW members. Anyway, my point was women are less shallow than men. You guys can fall in love with ugly people. We can't. The best we can muster is drunken sex with a munter on account of beer goggles. It's not a good thing but there you go.

Thats right, coming from a gay girl, were studs(atleast I am, I do think haz is gay)

How did you know?!? The secret's out, whatever will I do? I wouldn't take hearing that from a gay girl to mean too much, gay women LOVE me. It's the straight ones I have trouble with...

KorrKeira
29-10-2007, 01:25 PM
Oh nahh, dont like any of the girls you lot posted! dont tickle my pickle like Keira does!

Definitly the ONLY woman id consider sleeping with! :D

Hazzle
29-10-2007, 02:25 PM
Tickle my pickle?! HAHAHAHA. That's a new one. Very funny and original. I love it.

KorrKeira
29-10-2007, 02:30 PM
No? Not heard that one?!

Oh ive got more but i'll share them at a later date! haha

JenR
29-10-2007, 04:46 PM
I'll tickle ur pickle... of wait i'd be straight. :S


http://rhumba.com/graphics/pickle.GIF:icon_part Can't... reach... PICKLE!!



http://www.insimenator.net/images/smilies/PickleRide.gif Ride'm cowgir...smilie*

Porcelain_Doll
29-10-2007, 06:14 PM
can't we just give Jen a medal for being Jen? I mean, come ON! That last smiley....it's rockin' :p

JenR
29-10-2007, 06:18 PM
I'd be lesbian for you too. ;)

Digital_Ice
29-10-2007, 06:27 PM
I'll tickle ur pickle... of wait i'd be straight. :S


http://rhumba.com/graphics/pickle.GIF:icon_part Can't... reach... PICKLE!!



http://www.insimenator.net/images/smilies/PickleRide.gif Ride'm cowgir...smilie*

that has to be the most random post i've ever read

KorrKeira
29-10-2007, 06:30 PM
I'll tickle ur pickle... of wait i'd be straight. :S


http://rhumba.com/graphics/pickle.GIF:icon_part Can't... reach... PICKLE!!



http://www.insimenator.net/images/smilies/PickleRide.gif Ride'm cowgir...smilie*
Didnt mean to excite you so! :| :D

Hazzle
29-10-2007, 07:14 PM
Jen gets that way. She's a bit nutty. You'll learn to love her as we do.

And no, I'd never heard tickle my pickle. Heard "tickle my fancy" but that's very old fashioned.

KorrKeira
29-10-2007, 07:21 PM
No worries. Im used to her already!

Mandy
29-10-2007, 09:26 PM
I'd be a lesbian for the new chick.

JenR
30-10-2007, 02:29 PM
Jen gets that way. She's a bit nutty. You'll learn to love her as we do.

and you speak for me?? haha jk

No, i just get bored and try to amuse myself. $) *heh*

KorrKeira
30-10-2007, 05:54 PM
I'd be a lesbian for the new chick.

Does she look anything like Keira?! Then i might be tempted ha ;)

Digital_Ice
30-10-2007, 06:43 PM
forgive me if i'm wrong... but arn't you the new chick? :p

being lesbian for yourself could prove interesting.

hasselbrad
30-10-2007, 06:46 PM
forgive me if i'm wrong... but arn't you the new chick? :p

being lesbian for yourself could prove interesting.

Not to mention painful. She could get quite a crick in her neck.

KorrKeira
30-10-2007, 07:07 PM
forgive me if i'm wrong... but arn't you the new chick? :p

being lesbian for yourself could prove interesting.

OH!

:$

It would be interesting, yet impossible! In more ways than one!

Mandy
30-10-2007, 09:55 PM
Yes. You're the new chick. You have Donnie Tourrette (sp?) hair, though. A bit.

Digital_Ice
30-10-2007, 10:11 PM
*Tourette :p

Mandy
30-10-2007, 10:20 PM
Close enough! I'm sure you've killed words far worse than that :p

KorrKeira
30-10-2007, 10:53 PM
i'd like to think its sliiiightly better than Titette, or tourette whatver his name is, if its not Rod Stewart, or Russell Brand.. its Donny Tourette! :( aha
:o

Hazzle
31-10-2007, 01:11 PM
Could be worse. Donnie's a cool dude. Isn't looking like a dude a pre-requisite for being lesbian?

Katielondon
01-11-2007, 01:48 PM
Could be worse. Donnie's a cool dude. Isn't looking like a dude a pre-requisite for being lesbian?

no not at all, thats like saying liking Top Gun is a pre-requsite for being gay.

Hazzle
01-11-2007, 02:18 PM
no not at all, thats like saying not liking Top Gun is a pre-requsite for being gay.

It is. Let's look at the facts...you hate Top Gun...you're gay. Dave hates it. He's gay.