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Katielondon
01-11-2007, 02:27 PM
It is. Let's look at the facts...you hate Top Gun...you're gay. Dave hates it. He's gay.

surely girls are exempt from that rule as loads of straight girls dont like Top Gun too.

Hazzle
02-11-2007, 11:14 AM
surely girls are exempt from that rule as loads of straight girls dont like Top Gun too.

That's on account of having no Y chromosome. In extreme cases it leads to stupidity.

Pygmalion
06-11-2007, 09:38 AM
I respectfully disagree and present you with a mirror as exhibit A. There are plenty of gorgeous lesbians. Most of them KKW members. Anyway, my point was women are less shallow than men. You guys can fall in love with ugly people. We can't. The best we can muster is drunken sex with a munter on account of beer goggles. It's not a good thing but there you go.


We can fall in love with ugly people?
I know you don't think much of my current partner but thats because she's butch, not because she's ugly.
I'm extremely shallow! I'm constantly bitching and I'm pretty sure most females are the same. The only reason I go out is to bitch about all the skanks in slutty dresses.

JenR
06-11-2007, 04:01 PM
Now, I had a dream i was lesbian for this woman a coupld eof years ago.

minus the cig, this 2nd most sexiest picture in the world to me.

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/LEONpro2007/Celebs/AudreyTautou/Audrey_RalphW-01.jpg

Hazzle
06-11-2007, 05:12 PM
Audrey Tautou is hotness. She also happens to be a great actress. Hence the avatar.

JenR
06-11-2007, 10:52 PM
I love her. http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/moods/love/longing/yearning.gif

Hence my avatar(on other forums) http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c327/JenR1215/Icons/Made/th_Ava_Amelie.gif

which came from a banner i made
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c327/JenR1215/PhotoImpression/AmeliePoulain-Evil_demons-sm.jpg (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c327/JenR1215/PhotoImpression/AmeliePoulain-Evil_demons.jpg)



:$<3

neo
06-11-2007, 11:05 PM
i dont think id become lezbo, but that might change when im actualy with keira.

Porcelain_Doll
06-11-2007, 11:15 PM
...*sigh*


I heart Audrey as well. I practically force-fed Amélie to a friend the other day. I forgot how many times I'd actually seen that movie, but I still cried and felt all warm and fuzzy inside after the ending.
And I just realised I didn't add Audrey to my list!! 8: she's definitely there. :D

Ranman
06-11-2007, 11:17 PM
i dont think id become lezbo, but that might change when im actualy with keira.

you need to get rid of your penis before becoming a lezbo

neo
06-11-2007, 11:26 PM
let us not gaze upon half naked woman on a KEIRA KNIGHTLY website, tis rude to keira.

Katielondon
06-11-2007, 11:49 PM
let us not gaze upon half naked woman on a KEIRA KNIGHTLY website, tis rude to keira.

are you trying to make some kind of point?

JenR
07-11-2007, 12:30 AM
let us not gaze upon half naked woman on a KEIRA KNIGHTLY website, tis rude to keira.

I'm not a fan of her so that doesn't apply to me. ;)

I dont even like Keria. http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/leftright.gif

Hazzle
07-11-2007, 02:38 PM
let us not gaze upon half naked woman on a KEIRA KNIGHTLY website, tis rude to keira.

Fuck off.

Pygmalion
07-11-2007, 03:21 PM
I'm not a fan of her so that doesn't apply to me. ;)

I dont even like Keria. http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/leftright.gif

Hahahahaha! How did you end up on KKW then? I know when I joined the forum I was pretty ob-freaking-sessed, Charlize and Missy have the title at the moment. Oh Missy, your music may be horrible but you're so nice to look at...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/aristogeiton/misso.jpg

Digital_Ice
07-11-2007, 03:49 PM
when I joined the forum I was pretty ob-freaking-sessed

I think most of the members were... or were dragged along by someone who was.

Porcelain_Doll
07-11-2007, 04:27 PM
let us not gaze upon half naked woman on a KEIRA KNIGHTLY website, tis rude to keira.

wtf

(I would quote Haz, but I think "wtf" is classier :p)

Hazzle
07-11-2007, 06:36 PM
Nobody ever accused me of being classy. Funnily enough, Ice, I used to think I was obsessed. Now I see the obsessiveness of the newbies and what I had was fucking mild by comparison.

JenR
07-11-2007, 10:44 PM
Hahahahaha! How did you end up on KKW then?

Mandy made me do it. http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/tongue_ss.gif


and "Peeds" here.

DragonRat
08-11-2007, 01:20 AM
The funny thing is, every newbie on this forum has at one point idolized or admired Keira. That's the freakin' reason why you're in this forum in the first place. But things change, and my affectations for Keira are past and gone. But the people remain. And I think that that's what remains important: the fact that this forum is under the aegis of a celebrity is only a facade (a subtle one, but a facade nonetheless); overall, it's a community of people rather than fans. But fans are more than welcome to join into the larger interpretive community.

Just don't mind Hazzle: when W.B. Yeats wrote that "the best lack all conviction, and the worst are full of passionate intensity," he might have been a little prophetic... :P Well, full of something anyway...

But back to topic... if I were a female, and a lesbian, I'd definitely go for Leah Dizon. Check her out. I won't post a pic, because then I'd get cited for indecency on this sub-forum... maybe...

JenR
08-11-2007, 02:18 AM
The funny thing is, every newbie on this forum has at one point idolized or admired Keira.

everyone but me. haha.

i dont have anything against the girl, but i really just dont care much for her.

Porcelain_Doll
08-11-2007, 07:21 PM
Mandy made me do it. http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/tongue_ss.gif


and "Peeds" here.

Yes, I'm known for making people do things they don't want to do (but that deep down they did, even if they didn't know it! mwahaha)

I forgot to add Famke Janssen to the list...just saw "House on Haunted Hill" (HBO can get really crappy, but I was too lazy to switch channels) and hers was the only good character.
Whoever chooses to give that woman a role that isn't of a femme fatale is seriously deranged.
And Jean Grey/Phoenix rocks :p

Leonie
09-11-2007, 09:23 AM
And she's Dutch! Huzzah!

Hazzle
09-11-2007, 11:36 AM
Dutch girls are hawt. Famke is no exception. In fact she's uber hawt. Looks like she'd be kinky too.

JenR
09-11-2007, 07:13 PM
lmao i thought 'hawt' was 'twat' omg 8::$:$:$

Alexandram25
09-11-2007, 11:15 PM
I love megan fox!
I would totally go lesbian for her but i would also go lesbian for Keira,Nat. or Angelina.jolie!
1522

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<3 <3 <3 By Ali the angel<3 <3 <3

Ranman
16-11-2007, 06:47 PM
I know we have a few gay Girls here so heres a twist to this thread. Gay girls who would you go straight for? (or gay guys, not that I remember any body admitting to that)

KeirazBabe
19-11-2007, 11:44 AM
No-one famous that I can think of lol.

What guy would you go gay for? ;p

x

Ranman
21-11-2007, 12:15 AM
No-one famous that I can think of lol.

What guy would you go gay for? ;p

x

I'd rather not discuss this matter

(maybe mini me, nah nah what am I thinking)

Mandy
21-11-2007, 03:25 AM
Good LORD, that's a hot picture of Megan.

Hazzle
23-11-2007, 01:12 PM
Good LORD, that's a hot picture of Megan.

Just what I was thinking. Although what I'm thinking now is Mandy + Megan...8:

kate123
25-11-2007, 10:53 AM
rachel stevens is what i would call the living embodiment of sexy
http://scans.sicknote.org.uk/pictures/rachel_stevens/rachel_stevens_fhm_2/rachel_stevens_fhm_2.jpg

Hazzle
29-11-2007, 04:05 PM
Apparently Cliff's sister is the spitting image of Rachel Stevens...

JenR
06-12-2007, 05:13 PM
Helena bonham carter <3



I dont know what it is about her, but i saw Fight Club last night bcuz i saw she was in it, and I got this feeling if i was Lesbian, i would so be wanting her.

http://www.helena-world.com/images/dvd_fight15.jpg



She's so mysterious. And i love her voice. $)

Hazzle
06-12-2007, 07:24 PM
Helena is uber hot actually, I have to agree. Heavily underrated.

JenR
07-12-2007, 02:18 AM
i've havent seen her in many movies.


The only movies i've seen are:
Frankenstein (because of School)
Fight Club
Planet of the Apes (parts)
Big Fish
Harry Potter: OotPSome of her movies i know shes in but i never really watched them. She so cute, adorable, yet very vicious-like. She just one mysterious woman. very versatile actress. lol


her skin looks so soft, too. Oh, i need to stop. :$

Ranman
07-12-2007, 11:20 PM
her skin looks so soft, too. Oh, i need to stop. :$

no you don't, describe in detail how you would touch her skin and where

Hazzle
08-12-2007, 06:11 PM
i've havent seen her in many movies.

I meant in the looks department. Everyone rates her acting but whenever they talk about beautiful British actresses her name always seems to miss the list.

And I second Ran. We want details. It's what this thread exists for. Out with it...

butterfly*wench
14-12-2007, 05:32 PM
I'd go lesbian for Keira or Natalie. But the thing about me and lesbianism is that I wouldn't want to do a girl and then stick it up on some lesbian site. I think a close relationship between two females is special.

Megan Fox is gorgeous, I must agree. Not sure if I'd date her though.

runangl
25-12-2007, 10:43 PM
just for haz...

I'd go gay for: angelina jolie, at the moment megan fox (transformers was such a hot movie, holy crap.), jessica alba, and maybe keira. I say maybe because she just can't decide if she wants to have a nice body or a non-existent body. Not cool.

i won't get into real people, since you wouldn't know any of them =P

Ranman
25-12-2007, 10:45 PM
I'd do all of them myself. Nice to see you Cara

michael22
26-12-2007, 09:11 PM
cara and megan fox *drool*
I am getting way from myself. It is nice to see you back in the threads cara.

Mandy
28-02-2008, 07:22 AM
Ok...I've decided to go gay for Audrey Tautou.

I just want to watch her make facial expressions all day.

apoggy
28-02-2008, 07:25 AM
I just want to watch her make facial expressions all day.

Whilst you muff dive her?

Mandy
28-02-2008, 07:32 AM
Yes.

Oh how her face would wiggle.

Kelsey
28-02-2008, 10:34 PM
I would be lesbo for Odette Yustman
she's hot

Mandy
28-02-2008, 10:53 PM
*googles*...

Good call!

What is she? Actress?

Kelsey
29-02-2008, 01:27 AM
Yes actress. October Road and Cloverfield.http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/3741/oy00ce2.jpg

Mandy
29-02-2008, 01:44 AM
Ok, I've seen neither of those. I have a feeling if I watched October Road, I'd just want it to be That 70's Show instead.

She's really gorgeous though.

I'd go lesbian for Jocelyn Wildenstein

http://static.flickr.com/8/9236013_d2f36a8934_m.jpg
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/2007/07/0712_jocelyne_wildenstein_4_full.jpg

Zexy!!!

runangl
29-02-2008, 08:52 AM
omg. is it wearing a scary halloween mask??? :icon_lol:

let's all go back to visuals of megan fox now. =P

Mandy
29-02-2008, 08:57 AM
No, just really terrible excessive plastic surgery...I think it's amazing how her face is a complete nightmare.

She used to play Catwoman in the old Batman show...haha.

hasselbrad
29-02-2008, 02:12 PM
No, just really terrible excessive plastic surgery...I think it's amazing how her face is a complete nightmare.

She used to play Catwoman in the old Batman show...haha.

Thanks for posting those pictures. Perhaps I'll start a "Women who would turn a guy gay" thread.
Seriously.
She's so ugly, it would be like having sex with a guy anyway.
Is that first pic for real or is it one of those off of Worth where they put scabs and wrinkles all over famous peoples' faces? That is just disgusting.

Digital_Ice
29-02-2008, 04:56 PM
http://studiogalaxynet.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/wildenstein_before.jpg

thats what she used to look like

Jacoby
29-02-2008, 05:04 PM
Look at that, she used to be pretty.

Mandy
29-07-2008, 09:17 PM
I don't know who this girl is, I saw this photo on livejournal. But SHWING! I'm gay now.

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p392/gracevolution/musty.jpg

Mandy
29-07-2008, 11:09 PM
Speaking of Brazilians:

http://www.g-shack.com/images/gshack/Sports%20illustrated%202004/Ana%20Beatriz%20Barres%201.jpg

Joly
29-07-2008, 11:17 PM
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48, 45, 42, 31, 28, 26!, 23, 21, 18, 17, 16!, 14, 13!, 3!, 2, 1... Yeah pretty much all of them... :$

Hollysince1985
01-08-2008, 05:55 AM
Besides Impairedgirl (I know her personally; she's superhott now thanks to last Spring's Valium and cigarettes only diet) I would go for these two:

Kate Moss and Duffy.

I like my women blonde and English.

Hollysince1985
01-08-2008, 06:00 AM
Sorry...I didn't know how to post pics.

Mandy
01-08-2008, 02:53 PM
I like my women blonde and English.

Blonde and welsh?

I love Duffy, but she's got a funny mouth. Kate Moss is far too cracked out and waify.

Keira lover
02-08-2008, 11:46 PM
what is the biggest difference between English and Welsh women? and for that matter, whats the biggest difference between English, Welsh, and Irish women.

Liam
03-08-2008, 12:11 AM
English women avoid soap and have dodgy teeth.

Mandy
03-08-2008, 01:15 AM
English women avoid soap and have dodgy teeth.

Another reason why men should shop American.

Mandy
02-09-2008, 09:57 PM
One of my livejournal "friends."

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/Alynndan/redsmallmy.jpg

Her boobs are heavenly. Srsly...gay now.

Joly
03-09-2008, 06:49 PM
Phwoar 8:

Mandy
11-09-2008, 05:28 AM
http://a217.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/38/l_4af761a3b71f89ecfecfb7d2573b13d8.png

Keira lover
12-09-2008, 06:44 PM
who is that

JenR
12-09-2008, 09:28 PM
Me U Fool!!!!! >:(





<3

Popeee
14-07-2010, 03:38 PM
Keira is hot
especially with short hair
thats wat i think;)
and...
i like girls more than boys at all