View Full Version : Spanish For Beginners

20-10-2007, 05:22 PM
This made me laugh...c'mon, Englishes, give it a try! You never know when these might come in handy...

"Ok, so we took
some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see how easy it is to speak Spanish:

1. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have dinner

2. N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair

3. Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man

4. Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a

5. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kinda sad.

6. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags

7. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.

8. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.

9. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando =stop bugging me.

10. See eye = si hay = yes, we have

11. T n s free o? = tienes frio = are you cold?

12. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.

13. Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in"


22-10-2007, 02:22 PM
3. Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man


22-10-2007, 04:25 PM
Omg it took me a a whole 2 minutes to figure out what this meant!....im so dumb