Videoness!

[Jacoby]

So the quality is pretty terrible because it was compressed from 71 to 26 MB...but here's the video application I made for NYU. Please note that I'm going for writing and not acting. That's why I suck dick at acting.

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I do like how the montage came out.

[Mandy]

I fixed it for you because I'm sweet.

[Renegade]

Haha not bad Jake. I like how you moved the lamp in the beginning.


By the way, colleges accept video applications? Anyways, go NYU!

[Mandy]

That was quite possibly the best homemade video I've ever seen on youtube. Cleaver!

(And you're actually not a BAD actor. I'd watch you over Orlando Bloom any day)

[Jacoby]

Thanks Mandy, you are sweet!

And Ren, I really hope that they will watch it...I should have checked into that first.

If they won't watch it...I'll be doing a lot of drop-kicking.

[Mandy]

Hahaha I seriously love the pool scene. Classic. "small town boy with a receding hairline."

*hugs* you poor thing.

[Jacoby]

The original line was, "So what d'ya say, NYU? Do you want me inside you?"

But it was pretty much a ripoff of a Stella joke, and it seemed to forward for an application...


I'll show you that one in the blooper reel. (which I'm making now!)

[Jacoby]

I started to edit a 'blooper reel' and just felt weird so i deleted it.


But I guess I just wanted to tell you about the inside of you joke.

[Ranman]

ROLMAO, Brillant Jake.

[hasselbrad]

Be honest...in your high school yearbook, you were voted "Most likely to have a sketch comedy show on Showtime or HBO" weren't you?

U R :icon_lol:

[Jacoby]

Self-acclaimed, Brad. :)

[DanMan]

That was...umm...most certainly different.
Kinda ballsy really in a self-depreciating way.

[Leonie]

I admire your gutsiness and hope it pays off! That was good stuff.

[Mandy]

Now that I think about it, it kinda reminded me of Legally Blonde where she did that video application to Harvard Law....

Your boobs aren't as big though.

[Jacoby]

That was...umm...most certainly different.
Kinda ballsy really in a self-depreciating way.

Self-deprecation is kinda my style.

Thanks for the kind words, Leonie!


And Mandy, I'm getting implants next week. I might re-film, and show some major cleavage.

[Mandy]

Do it. And then shimmy. I'd let you in if you shimmied.

[DanMan]

And Mandy, I'm getting implants next week. I might re-film, and show some major cleavage.

...or just get some falsies and have cleavage painted on ala Keira :icon_lol:

Off Topic: Jacoby, how many peeps have asked you where noitacoL is? :icon_eplu

[Jacoby]

...or just get some falsies and have cleavage painted on ala Keira :icon_lol:

Off Topic: Jacoby, how many peeps have asked you where noitacoL is? :icon_eplu

None yet.

Hopefully a couple after this comment!

[Porcelain_Doll]

I quite liked it, it was very sweet. I'd let you in on adorableness rather than boobs. And the kitty. Bring the kitty and we've got a deal.