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michael22
24-08-2007, 09:13 PM
We could possbly take over Cuba in the vacuum of power that has just appeared. Think about it, we have pilots for transportation, girls who cold seduce rivals then assassinate them, voodoo, a regime doctor, a army of ninja penquins, a technical genius who could detroy all cmmunications a redirect missles, a Deity, a figure head that people flock fannaticaly too and who can fund our workngs. Ran migh even convince the U.S. government not to oppose the new government (especiallyif Hilary gets into office)

Though of course I would be a kitchen boy but meh, I helped take over a country.
:p

Mandy
24-08-2007, 09:15 PM
Um. K?

Porcelain_Doll
24-08-2007, 09:15 PM
I agree entirely. But who's the Deity and the figure head?

michael22
24-08-2007, 09:18 PM
Ice woud be the Deity as he equals god an jesus rolled into one. The figure head would be Keira as millions of fanboys would all rush in and die for her in a screwed up crusade like thingy.

Porcelain_Doll
24-08-2007, 09:22 PM
Ahhhh.

But if Ice is the Deity, then who is the technical genius? I thought you were talking about him. (don't go getting an even more over-inflated ego, Sire I)

Jacoby
24-08-2007, 09:30 PM
Me, clearly.

Digital_Ice
25-08-2007, 12:32 AM
deitys? technical genuis? penguins? assasinations?

screw it. i'll take over cuba on my own :p

Mandy
25-08-2007, 12:46 AM
deitys? technical genuis? penguins? assasinations?

screw it. i'll take over cuba on my own :p

As long as I can be your official Cuban wench, or whatever they're called.

Ranman
25-08-2007, 12:50 AM
deitys? technical genuis? penguins? assasinations?

screw it. i'll take over cuba on my own :p

Send me some of those fancy cigars

frodo1511
25-08-2007, 01:25 AM
Can I surround the island with my trained shark army?

You know, in case some of the conquered think of getting away.

Mandy
25-08-2007, 09:28 AM
Culture is between Ran and I? I'm almost insulted.



:p

Mandy
25-08-2007, 09:40 AM
ranman would more be in to city festivals and such. :icon_razz

and the beerfests, wet t-shirt contests, pie-eating contests...I totally get that.

Would we let the Cuban Americans back in?

Keira lover
25-08-2007, 03:28 PM
Ahhhh.

But if Ice is the Deity, then who is the technical genius? I thought you were talking about him. (don't go getting an even more over-inflated ego, Sire I)


it would be me, but you must give me the first pick of those fucking Cuban cigars.

I'll also take sec. of defense, or Attorney general

Digital_Ice
25-08-2007, 04:36 PM
No bloody way am I letting you near any position of power/credibility/respect. :p

Ranman
25-08-2007, 04:52 PM
Who would want to take over Cuba? Isn't it like falling apart? Old cars, old buildings, old people. I say let it sink into the Atlantic.

Porcelain_Doll
25-08-2007, 08:13 PM
I get State? What is that? As long as I have complete and total power over the people in my office, I'm in. :p

Edit: Ran, you'll like taking over Cuba...think about it: hot latin chicks everywhere.

Ranman
25-08-2007, 08:19 PM
Edit: Ran, you'll like taking over Cuba...think about it: hot latin chicks everywhere.

You talked me into it :icon_surp :icon_date

Keira lover
26-08-2007, 02:46 AM
No bloody way am I letting you near any position of power/credibility/respect. :p

is that a personal insult? or do you just hate and/or disagree with me

hasselbrad
27-08-2007, 04:38 PM
We'll need ministers! :icon_bigg

education -> Leonie or duckula
finance -> Apoggy or Renegade
health -> Hasselbrad
state -> marine or porcelaine doll
war -> AureaMediocritas
Culture -> Ranman or Mandy
Foreign politics and defence -> Liam
Energy and environment -> me :icon_razz

Any other canidates?

Prime minister -> Baz
President -> Ice

Now we still need diffrent political parties and a general goverment policy!

Ask Duckula could be a staple in the classrooms.

And as the newly appointed Minister of Health, I hope you're all ready for your shots.

Hazzle
19-09-2007, 10:47 PM
How did HAZ not get a mention? Fuck you, I'll take over Cuba by myself. Cunts.

Digital_Ice
20-09-2007, 07:58 AM
you can be poet laureate

Hazzle
20-09-2007, 01:45 PM
I was thinking more "Supreme Iron Fist of Justice" but that'll do.

Digital_Ice
20-09-2007, 05:08 PM
well AureaMediocritas is war minister... but you can be Chief of the General Staff.

Hazzle
20-09-2007, 05:21 PM
Fair enough. I did say "justice" not "war" though. Only Blair and Bush think those are the same.