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xlightupthenight
22-08-2007, 04:56 AM
Sometimes I'm not sure if I want to be her or sleep with her.

Any sympathizers?


(Please, no posts saying "that would be hot" or anything along those lines.)

Mandy
22-08-2007, 05:42 AM
How creepy.

Ranman
22-08-2007, 09:12 AM
WOW! That would be HOT!!! Along those lines!

hasselbrad
22-08-2007, 01:02 PM
Sometimes I'm not sure if I want to be her or sleep with her.

Any sympathizers?


(Please, no posts saying "that would be hot" or anything along those lines.)


You should sleep with her.
If you are her, that means you have to sleep with Rupert Friend, and he seems like he's kind of smelly.

Keira lover
22-08-2007, 07:42 PM
Sometimes I'm not sure if I want to be her or sleep with her.

Any sympathizers?


(Please, no posts saying "that would be hot" or anything along those lines.)


the latter, trust me. trust..... me... if i were her, i would destroy her figure with my eating habits.

Yuvik
22-08-2007, 09:50 PM
i want to sllep with her ;)

Porcelain_Doll
22-08-2007, 10:17 PM
the latter, trust me. trust..... me... if i were her, i would destroy her figure with my eating habits.

here we go again.
Socrates would hate you.

DanMan
23-08-2007, 02:04 AM
It is a good thing I think that Miss Knightley doesnt read this stuff. :dontknowa

xlightupthenight
23-08-2007, 04:10 AM
It is a good thing I think that Miss Knightley doesnt read this stuff. :dontknowa


oh, absolutely! i wonder if she has any inkling of how many rabid fanboys/fangirls there are out here...

at this point, i'm picturing something similar to that one scene from pirates 2 when the natives are all chasing after Captain Jack...only in my version, it's keira being chased by her insane fans... (aka us) =]

Jacoby
23-08-2007, 06:44 AM
There should be a thread about what you would do if you were Keira Knightley for an hour.

I would probably compile some type of contract giving half of my money to my real self, sign it and send it to my real self's address. Inside would also be a good amount of videos of KeiraMe telling how attractive and awesome RealMe is...clothing would probably be off. I'd know it was me who said it, but it'd still be sweet.


Man, someone should write a movie about that idea! And call it Being John Malkovich.

xlightupthenight
24-08-2007, 03:39 AM
Jacoby - Sounds good to me! Although, I suppose I shouldn't think about it too hard, since that makes it seem very very wrong in a multi-faceted way.


...my brain hurts...

Ranman
24-08-2007, 09:03 AM
There should be a thread about what you would do if you were Keira Knightley for an hour.


Sit in front of a mirror naked for that hour comes to mind

Digital_Ice
24-08-2007, 05:13 PM
an hour. pah. not enough time. I'd need a lot long than that to track down all the crazed fanboys and unceremoniously destroy their hopes and dreams. But then I'm cruel like that.

Porcelain_Doll
24-08-2007, 07:58 PM
an hour?

Long enough to:

- buy an iguana and a serpent
- buy a dalmatian and a siberian husky
- what the heck, buy my own zoo!
- raid Chanel. Oh, wait, as the model...she gets stuff for free.

Digital_Ice
25-08-2007, 12:37 AM
how long would a security check take on a wire transfer of all her money? :p

Porcelain_Doll
25-08-2007, 07:12 PM
how long would a security check take on a wire transfer of all her money? :p

A man after my own heart.

butterfly*wench
20-12-2007, 06:45 PM
Sometimes I'm not sure if I want to be her or sleep with her.

can I do both? I know I'm a girl but I am a very curious girl and completely open to lesbianism.

Mandy
20-12-2007, 07:48 PM
Man, someone should write a movie about that idea! And call it Being John Malkovich.

I'm late to this thread, but that just made me laugh out loud.

Alexandram25
08-01-2008, 03:46 AM
I want to be her,
But if i was a guy.................
i'd sleep with her

you know, there is a chance that
keira is actually reading everything we
post on this forum...........................

:icon_jaw:

Surprize
08-01-2008, 12:05 PM
you know, there is a chance that
keira is actually reading everything we
post on this forum...........................

:icon_jaw:
There is no chance, I think.

Alexandram25
09-01-2008, 03:44 AM
Well you think WRONG!!!>:(

Surprize
09-01-2008, 06:06 AM
No, she doesn't read this :D :icon_razz

Ranman
09-01-2008, 10:36 AM
Well you think WRONG!!!>:(

I think you're an idiot

kate123
09-01-2008, 03:40 PM
true she is gorgeous :)

but i very much doubt that she reads these:'(

Alexandram25
10-01-2008, 12:47 AM
i said there is a CHANCE!

Porcelain_Doll
15-01-2008, 12:36 AM
if Alexandram's the monkey, then I AM THE EGGMAN!

or bananawoman. Wait, that doesn't sound right...I'll stick to being the walrus.

Keira lover
14-07-2008, 02:12 AM
I want to be her,
But if i was a guy.................
i'd sleep with her

you know, there is a chance that
keira is actually reading everything we
post on this forum...........................

:icon_jaw:
she would probably be in therapy for the rest of her life, and maybe develop alcoholism.

.Lizzlo.Chaps.
14-07-2008, 04:10 AM
she would probably be in therapy for the rest of her life, and maybe develop alcoholism.

I agree. I feel really sorry for her actually with all the creepy fanmail and such. If I were her I'd be afraid to leave my home for fear I might be ambushed by the horney, lifeless, creeps and the like.

Keira lover
14-07-2008, 10:44 PM
You should sleep with her.
If you are her, that means you have to sleep with Rupert Friend, and he seems like he's kind of smelly.

You could break up with him.

Sit in front of a mirror naked for that hour comes to mind

bring a camera