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hasselbrad
17-08-2007, 08:41 PM
Steven Seagal thinks the FBI ruined his career. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070817/film_nm/seagal_dc;_ylt=At7zHXRxSoMqxr4KLZlh_7lxFb8C) I think it's just that his movies sucked.
Have you ever seen a Steven Seagal movie that didn't suck?
I haven't.

frodo1511
17-08-2007, 09:59 PM
Someone recall for me that this man has ever been in a feature-length film. All I've seen from him are shitty made-for-TV movies.

Not the FBI's fault that the guy isn't a good actor.

Ranman
17-08-2007, 10:38 PM
some of his early movies were ok

Richard
18-08-2007, 02:53 AM
He's actually been in many feature-length pictures. I think I was once obsessed with this guy when I was 12 or 13 years old, and when I thought martial arts movies were the shit. So yeah, I haven't been following his career at all.

Ranman
18-08-2007, 06:50 AM
Be glad you gave up following his career, everything he does now sucks. Like I said before his early stuff was ok. "above the law', and one or two others.

Jacoby
18-08-2007, 04:38 PM
I blame the FBI for getting my girlfriend pregnant. Sure, most likely it's mine because I'm one of the few guys fucking her right now, but I still have my suspicion of the FBI.

And if the baby comes out with aviator glasses on, I'll have the last laugh.

Ranman
18-08-2007, 05:36 PM
Finally getting some Jake

Jacoby
18-08-2007, 06:31 PM
Actually, no :(

I pretended I wasn't a virgin for that joke.

Ranman
18-08-2007, 07:43 PM
just don't let me see you on to catch a predator

Jacoby
18-08-2007, 07:50 PM
lol

Deal.

hasselbrad
20-08-2007, 03:33 PM
some of his early movies were ok

No. They weren't.
And he is a terrible actor.
He makes Stallone look like Michael Caine.
His movies lost popularity because better (not necessarily more plausible) action movies that mixed in large doses of humor (Die Hard, Lethal Weapon) to the ass kickings and shootouts started getting made.

Ranman
20-08-2007, 10:13 PM
No. They weren't.
And he is a terrible actor.
He makes Stallone look like Michael Caine.
His movies lost popularity because better (not necessarily more plausible) action movies that mixed in large doses of humor (Die Hard, Lethal Weapon) to the ass kickings and shootouts started getting made.

ppffttt you're fat

Richard
21-08-2007, 03:00 AM
No. They weren't.
And he is a terrible actor.
He makes Stallone look like Michael Caine.
His movies lost popularity because better (not necessarily more plausible) action movies that mixed in large doses of humor (Die Hard, Lethal Weapon) to the ass kickings and shootouts started getting made.

Then you must have liked Executive Decision. He died in that movie.