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MaizCascara
22-07-2004, 04:33 AM
Hey pplz i have somethin to discuss...
If any of you were in an elevator with Keira Knightley and the elevator broke down, what would you do with her or discuss with her or etc.....?
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Renegade
22-07-2004, 04:42 AM
Have a friendly conversation. Discuss current events and probably anything else interesting I could think of at the moment. I don't think she would like if I blabbered about her career and her life so I'd steer out of that direction. Just a friendly conversation would be nice.

Josher
22-07-2004, 05:10 AM
I would talk about sports, and politics, even though as an Americam we probably would not have any politics to discuss. I would talk about her view of America and Americans as well, as I love to hear what people think. I would also tell her how well of an atress she is, adn how beautiful I think she is.

Kelsey
22-07-2004, 05:35 AM
I would talk about KKW. And if the opportunity arose, mention that I wrote a screenplay for her. But I wouldn't act starstruck or anything - never have and never will.

DesignatedJerk
22-07-2004, 05:51 AM
i dunno i guess i would talk about..her i guess. I mean i really don't think she would be intrested in stuff like Halo or "devil may cry"

Narg
22-07-2004, 06:20 AM
I would ask her, what she is doing in a elevator in Australia, talk about random shit untill the elevator got fixed, tell her what i thought of her in enough detail, but not to try to freak her out, tell her im a member of kkw, and there is endless support for her and the choices she makes in the future, tell her to keep up the good work etc.

MaizCascara
22-07-2004, 06:27 AM
basically what i would do is at first when im in the elevator with her b4 it breaks down i would be looking for something she can fuckin autograph lol then when it breaks down....start general discussion on her on the film business and tell her how im on this site and etc....and then after some of that i would say to her "ill stop bothering you about your film career becuz u probably dont like it..." Then after that probably general discussion about anything possible, and tell her im the luckiest man in the world to be stuck in an elevator with her, and then shut up for awhile and then back to general discussion....

DragonRat
22-07-2004, 06:33 AM
I'd probably try to act as if everything's fine, occasionally lapsing into zones of absolute panic. "Get me out of this crazy thing! There's this crazy-looking girl in here with me, and she looks like she's going to kill me!" Then I look back at her, and say, "Say, aren't you in that movie...Star Wars?" Yes, that's the way to go.

PhoeniX
22-07-2004, 07:29 AM
I'd just hope shes not chlostrophobic... :icon_err:

AJĀ©
22-07-2004, 09:04 AM
I'd Say................. How You Doin' :)

Edward
22-07-2004, 10:11 AM
well, damnit, i wouldn't be stuck on an elevator with her because i don't go on them

not after a past experience

Sarah
22-07-2004, 10:13 AM
That'd never happen to me because I'm terrified of lifts.

alby
22-07-2004, 10:39 AM
Hey pplz i have somethin to discuss...
If any of you were in an elevator with Keira Knightley and the elevator broke down, what would you do with her or discuss with her or etc.....?
make a comment about the question

We could all sit down in a circle and sing kumbaya or discuss Aristotle's Nicomachean Ethics.

But seriously, I'd probably make small talk of some sort, i.e. the meaning of life, why the Lakers can't play basketball, whether President Bush looks like a muppet baby, if California state Democrats really are "girlie men," etc.

deviljet88
22-07-2004, 11:32 AM
Ignore her for over 1 minute before asking if she's Keira. Autograph after of course :)

hasselbrad
22-07-2004, 12:32 PM
Pee down my leg. :icon_idea

Seriously, I would attempt small talk. Just easy conversation. Ask if it would be alright to send her a script to look at.

frodo1511
22-07-2004, 02:56 PM
A nice conversation, right before the elevator cable snapped...
Then I would talk as fast as humanly possible about whatever, 10 seconds before we hit the bottom floor, hopefully surviving... :icon_surp

Spire
22-07-2004, 04:52 PM
I'd talk to her, try to be nice, tell her I admired her work, that sort of thing. Or I might make the case that we were about to plummet to our death and I didn't want to die a virgin...

KeirazBabe
22-07-2004, 07:26 PM
LOl..oh dear..what a question.. well as i always have my cam with me i'd ask to take a pic.. a few lmao! and then i'd die n not be able to talk to her as shes just WAY too stunning lol.. maybe i'd ask to see her belly button piercing as im thinking of getting mine done.. not a ploy to see her stomach ofcourse ;) n then i'd tell her to dump her bf and date me as im farrr prettier!! hahaha...yar *nods*..

xXx

DesignatedJerk
22-07-2004, 07:39 PM
I'd talk to her, try to be nice, tell her I admired her work, that sort of thing. Or I might make the case that we were about to plummet to our death and I didn't want to die a virgin...
thats tacky...yet effective.

MaizCascara
22-07-2004, 07:55 PM
i didnt say the cable was gonna snap and you ppl are gonna die...i just sed that if u were stuck on an elevator like if the cables screwed up and u were stuck in between floors, what would u talk to her about

jadie
22-07-2004, 08:13 PM
Start up friendly conversation, weather, news, anything exiting, maybe introduce each other... :)

Richard
22-07-2004, 09:24 PM
Similar to jet's response, but probably nothing. Knowing myself well enough, I'd do the stupid thing and like the opportunity pass me by.

"Are you Keira Knightley". That's it.

metlamoitoute
22-07-2004, 11:08 PM
I would simply rape her violently on the ground. That would be cool, wouldn't be? :)

xuncapex
22-07-2004, 11:16 PM
Hey nice one metmoitoute i bet your not the only one to think that way ... For myself i would like to told her "take me in mouth" ... its one of my secret phantasm ....

duckula
22-07-2004, 11:16 PM
I just want to point out, meeting her on an elevator might be a bit odd. In an elevator is more likely but you are all still a bunch of scary stalker people.

metlamoitoute
22-07-2004, 11:19 PM
Yeah take me in mouth Keira just like that ouhahhhhhh!! :)

xuncapex
22-07-2004, 11:35 PM
Other exciting thing !!!

i would whip her with my leather belt just after id put a cucumber in her mouth .... muhahahahaha ... :icon_conf

xuncapex
22-07-2004, 11:37 PM
Cmon guys (and girls :icon_conf ) lets Show off your creative talents ... lets write down some exciting situations from the deepest of youre mind

duckula
22-07-2004, 11:46 PM
Who's the fluffy mallard
that a the ladies dig?
Duckula

Who's the duck
that locks all the stupid threads?
Duckula!

You're damn right.