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Keira K
02-06-2007, 08:17 AM
I'm Keira Knightley and i was talked into joining this forum by my mum although i needed some help as i'm not very good with computers :icon_lol: as a lot of you may already know so i hope some of you have seen my new film Pirates Of The Carribean it's great i just loved acting in it so Hello everyone.Feel free to ask any questions about my career!

Leonie
02-06-2007, 08:18 AM
:icon_lol:

Keira K
02-06-2007, 08:23 AM
I don't get it, what's so funny Leonie.

Digital_Ice
02-06-2007, 08:39 AM
how come your emails spelt wrong? :p

Keira K
02-06-2007, 08:41 AM
Well,like i've said so many times before i can't type i am just getting my boyfriend to help me.

jessmutch
02-06-2007, 08:44 AM
like i said in the other thread, this is a joke right. I agree with Leonie. But hey always nice to meet new people.

Keira K
02-06-2007, 08:46 AM
Now,this is getting very weird i just wanted to come on and have a chat with you as i have just received a letter saying about this forum so i wanted to come on and say hello ok.

jessmutch
02-06-2007, 08:48 AM
Right ok, then hello. Whereabouts in England do you come from?

Keira K
02-06-2007, 08:53 AM
Drury House, 34-43 Street, London-England that was my childhood house but i go there now and then i am there now.

Digital_Ice
02-06-2007, 08:56 AM
lets cut the poor girl some slack. who ever heard of benifit of the doubt?

ooooh, where did you go for dinner last night? anywhere nice?

jessmutch
02-06-2007, 08:58 AM
Ok I'll join in, ar you going any where nice today?

Keira K
02-06-2007, 09:02 AM
lets cut the poor girl some slack. who ever heard of benifit of the doubt?

ooooh, where did you go for dinner last night? anywhere nice?

It was in London called Fire & Stone i was thinking the same as you were a bit of a weird name but hey it was great!

Mandy
02-06-2007, 09:03 AM
Hahahahahahahaha

God, have I mentioned how I love newbie season?

First of all, if you can't spell/type, you don't get Rupert fucking Friend to help you.

Digital_Ice
02-06-2007, 09:04 AM
who did you go with?

Cirindius
02-06-2007, 09:04 AM
This sounds oddly wrong. Sorry, I've got a tendency not to trust anything on the internet despite being a netizen for almost 2 decades unless photographic evidence proves otherwise.

ps: I think your boyfriend is a prick.

jessmutch
02-06-2007, 09:04 AM
Who else was with you?

Keira K
02-06-2007, 09:05 AM
Ok I'll join in, ar you going any where nice today?

We are going out clubbing tonight and in the afternoon shopping i love going shopping i spend so much money my boyfriend doesn't really like it but i'm a girl what do you expect!

Mandy
02-06-2007, 09:07 AM
Lesson 1:

This is a full stop- "."

jessmutch
02-06-2007, 09:07 AM
I have to admit I love shopping aswel but I never have any money and if i do i end up spending iton someone else. Big family can't avoid it.

Keira K
02-06-2007, 09:07 AM
who did you go with?

my boyfriend

Digital_Ice
02-06-2007, 09:08 AM
what was the food like at Archipelagos?

Cirindius
02-06-2007, 09:09 AM
Ah yes, those evil penguins..

Keira K
02-06-2007, 09:10 AM
This sounds oddly wrong. Sorry, I've got a tendency not to trust anything on the internet despite being a netizen for almost 2 decades unless photographic evidence proves otherwise.

ps: I think your boyfriend is a prick.

I am Keira so don't worry and my boyfriend is'nt a prick he is kind and helpful.

Keira K
02-06-2007, 09:12 AM
what was the food like at Archipelagos?

It was nice.

jessmutch
02-06-2007, 09:13 AM
ahhhhh i feel ill, why i do get bloody sun burn in Engand or god sake. oh the joys of being a red head.
Hey people play nice no name calling.
Keira K could you answer my thread pretty please.

Keira K
02-06-2007, 09:14 AM
Ok Jess.

Digital_Ice
02-06-2007, 09:15 AM
It was nice.

"nice" wow... lengthy review... i wont be eating there then. what did you guys have to eat?

jessmutch
02-06-2007, 09:18 AM
i thought you went to fire and stone

Keira K
02-06-2007, 09:22 AM
i thought you went to fire and stone

I went to Fire & Stone last night but the night before there and Digital there were good food there i had Steak and Chips it's a bit of a boring choice but i just love it.

Cirindius
02-06-2007, 09:22 AM
I went to Fire & Stone last night but the night before there and Digital there were good food there i loved it!

Yes but that doesn't state what you ate! If you can't remember, maybe google.com can give you a hand ;)

Keira K
02-06-2007, 09:27 AM
Yes but that doesn't state what you ate! If you can't remember, maybe google.com can give you a hand ;)

You might want to have a close look again it clearly states I had steak and chips.

Digital_Ice
02-06-2007, 09:29 AM
steak & chips!?!?!?! at archipelagos?!?!?!

jessmutch
02-06-2007, 09:30 AM
i think they mean at archipelagos?
so how is rupert these days, not thati actually know who he is. Poor pathetic me, i like my home too much.

Keira K
02-06-2007, 09:37 AM
i think they mean at archipelagos?
so how is rupert these days, not thati actually know who he is. Poor pathetic me, i like my home too much.

Rupert's ok he is great to have around but i'm getting bored of him he isn't very happy with me he just doesn't seem happy with me for some reason.

Cirindius
02-06-2007, 09:39 AM
Rupert's ok he is great to have around but i'm getting bored of him he isn't very happy with me he just doesn't seem happy with me for some reason.

I'm sure, you're getting bored of him and he doesn't seem happy. I'm sure that'll take a genius to figure out! Call in 'em rocket scientist!

jessmutch
02-06-2007, 09:40 AM
as if you would say that when he is sitting right next to you. Supposedley helping you type. Jesus give us proof or give up the false identity.

Digital_Ice
02-06-2007, 09:43 AM
yeah, something tells me your on your own now :p

jessmutch
02-06-2007, 09:49 AM
Ban, Ban, Ban getting bored

Keira K
02-06-2007, 09:54 AM
Ban, Ban, Ban getting bored

No , Because me and hi mknow that we arwe both having problems so dont worry.

Digital_Ice
02-06-2007, 09:56 AM
wtf??

jessmutch
02-06-2007, 09:56 AM
but as if yo would announce tat to complete strangers, also dury hous is an agency house not your childhood one your memory doesnt seem to good.

Leonie
02-06-2007, 09:57 AM
Drury House, 34-43 Street, London-England that was my childhood house but i go there now and then i am there now.

Fail. I have BEEN at Drury House, 34-43 Russell Street, London. That's where Keira's effing agency is. PFD. Not Keira.

Nice try.

Also, for someone normally as guarded and private about her life as Keira is, someone who REFUSES to speak about her boyfriend, you are very open on a public forum.

jessmutch
02-06-2007, 10:00 AM
could someone please finish this argument, why take someone elses identity and try to pass it off as your own. If you are that lonely or just pathetic, or even obssessed join a youth group orgo to counsiling

Digital_Ice
02-06-2007, 10:01 AM
for future reference... next time you lie about what you ate, check the menu
http://www.archipelago-restaurant.co.uk/archipelago_restaurant_alacarte.html
http://www.archipelago-restaurant.co.uk/archipelago_restaurant_tasting.html

kangaroo and crocodile is a loooooong way from steak and chips.

Leonie
02-06-2007, 10:01 AM
You have to admit it's pretty funny, though :D Just lead them up the garden path and watch them struggle to come up with believable answers. It's a sport, my dear.

I LOVE KK SO MUCH!
02-06-2007, 10:03 AM
Fail. I have BEEN at Drury House, 34-43 Russell Street, London. That's where Keira's effing agency is. PFD. Not Keira.

Nice try.

Also, for someone normally as guarded and private about her life, someone who REFUSES to speak about her boyfriend, you are very open on a public forum.

What id Keira's agency is there does Keira actually go there to to sign autographs and that?

jessmutch
02-06-2007, 10:04 AM
yes but it does get rather tedious. How are you then Leonie? What are you studying in England Next year.

I LOVE KK SO MUCH!
02-06-2007, 10:06 AM
yes but it does get rather tedious. How are you then Leonie? What are you studying in England Next year.


What so she does come over to sign the autographs.

jessmutch
02-06-2007, 10:21 AM
i have no idea

Surprize
02-06-2007, 12:37 PM
very funny thread

Joana
02-06-2007, 12:42 PM
very funny thread
Yeah...very CSI...LOL:icon_eplu

Porcelain_Doll
02-06-2007, 03:59 PM
you know, I really don't feel like insulting today. Had a lovely day yesterday and all, so I'll be nice:

Fuck off.

Fiirdraak
02-06-2007, 04:20 PM
This is indeed quite frustrating. But would it be like so cool if she actually would visit this forum? I mean, it would just be so awesome.

BTW, it is odd to think so highly about someone who is practically the same age as you are yourself. I'm like 22 and she's about the same age but I'm just studying and living my boring life whereas she is a world known actress who lives a totally different kind of life. Crazy!... Yet cool.

Cirindius
02-06-2007, 04:22 PM
There's this saying, different people, different lives. ;)

Digital_Ice
02-06-2007, 04:31 PM
you know, I really don't feel like insulting today. Had a lovely day yesterday and all, so I'll be nice:

Fuck off.

she's long gone. lol

Hazzle
04-06-2007, 05:50 PM
Heh. Just heh. This place has always been home to people with false identities but people, if you're going to try it, avoid Keira. Why not pretend to be someone moderately less famous and see if you can pull it off? Or better yet, someone entirely unfamous who happens to be friends with Keira? Maybe one day all the hard work will pay off and you get to be Keira.

I think the next time someone says they're Keira the entire thread should consist of people saying "No, I'm Keira", Spartacus-style.

Digital_Ice
04-06-2007, 06:04 PM
I think the next time someone says they're Keira the entire thread should consist of people saying "No, I'm Keira", Spartacus-style.

oh christ hazzle... dont go giving them ideas.

Hazzle
04-06-2007, 06:06 PM
It'd be great fun! We could all get to be Keira for a day!

You'd finally get to see what a life without having boobs is like.

Porcelain_Doll
04-06-2007, 06:39 PM
what, no boobs? then I'll get compliments on my arse, I suppose...oh, wait, you were talking about Ice? yeeeehh...he won't be getting any (compliments) at all.

Leonie
04-06-2007, 06:41 PM
It'd be great fun! We could all get to be Keira for a day!

You'd finally get to see what a life without having boobs is like.

I thought that was your life. :icon_razz

Digital_Ice
04-06-2007, 06:49 PM
I thought that was your life. :icon_razz

are you insulting hazzle's moobs elle?

Hazzle
04-06-2007, 06:56 PM
Well, they're not as impressive as yours Ice ;). Fair play to Leonie.

Digital_Ice
04-06-2007, 06:59 PM
touché.

freewindguy
11-06-2007, 02:42 PM
I'm Keira Knightley and i was talked into joining this forum by my mum although i needed some help as i'm not very good with computers :icon_lol: as a lot of you may already know so i hope some of you have seen my new film Pirates Of The Carribean it's great i just loved acting in it so Hello everyone.Feel free to ask any questions about my career!
hi keira, i am phoenix, i used to study in wolverhampton school with aguy named kitan. ke said he used to know u. he is from nigieria. i am going to see your new film today, i live in edinburgh now, but iam going to london.

freewindguy
11-06-2007, 02:45 PM
I'm Keira Knightley and i was talked into joining this forum by my mum although i needed some help as i'm not very good with computers :icon_lol: as a lot of you may already know so i hope some of you have seen my new film Pirates Of The Carribean it's great i just loved acting in it so Hello everyone.Feel free to ask any questions about my career!
hi keira, i am phoenix, i used to study in wolverhampton school with aguy named kitan. he said he used to know u. he is from nigieria. i am going to see your new film today, i live in edinburgh now, but iam going to london. and iam not good with computers either, hihi. my email adderess is freewindguy@yahoo.com.

freewindguy
11-06-2007, 02:53 PM
I'm Keira Knightley and i was talked into joining this forum by my mum although i needed some help as i'm not very good with computers :icon_lol: as a lot of you may already know so i hope some of you have seen my new film Pirates Of The Carribean it's great i just loved acting in it so Hello everyone.Feel free to ask any questions about my career!
um, i have not seen ur boyfriend, is he famous

Katielondon
11-06-2007, 03:04 PM
worst troll ever

Leonie
11-06-2007, 03:15 PM
um, i have not seen ur boyfriend, is he famous
You'll find that "Keira K" was not Keira Knightley, and that's why the account was banned. Please don't post three times in a row - click the edit button in the bottom right corner of your post if you want to add something and no one has posted after you :)

jomi
14-06-2007, 08:02 PM
He (she) knows everything about keira...he (she) is very good and inteligent...

Foeni
14-06-2007, 08:03 PM
No, he didn't know very much about Keira. Look at how he replies to ice's questions.

jomi
14-06-2007, 08:06 PM
Yes, you're right!!

Keira4ever
19-06-2007, 02:26 AM
1. Some how this doesn't really seem like Keira, you may be bad with computers but come on you don't even put spaces after your commas.

2. If this is Keira, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

but your not keira.... so o well.. :dontknowa

Digital_Ice
19-06-2007, 06:19 AM
1) we established a long time ago it wasnt her

2) dont double post

3) stop bloody spamming.