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Digital_Ice
30-05-2007, 10:25 AM
Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen

lol, i love stumble upon.

rani
30-05-2007, 11:47 AM
Hmmmn. Chris is a great guy. I am sure he will succeed, career and financial wise, in the field of Sales and Marketing.

Porcelain_Doll
30-05-2007, 02:01 PM
hahaha!!!!!
That kid would make an awesome lawyer. Just remember...Socrates lost his trial due to irony :p

Pygmalion
30-05-2007, 02:39 PM
hahaha!!!!!
That kid would make an awesome lawyer. Just remember...Socrates lost his trial due to irony :p

too bad he was condemned to death for it.

Porcelain_Doll
30-05-2007, 03:34 PM
too bad he was condemned to death for it.

that's what I meant. (:p)

DanMan
30-05-2007, 07:40 PM
That's pretty good!
If nothing else it should help with the next job
after the publicity.