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Porcelain_Doll
16-03-2007, 03:13 PM
As you may have noticed, my previous and equally unimportant thread inspired this...
It's for posting the worst pick-up lines you've ever got or said. (I'm guessing Brad will have quite a few....:icon_eplu )

I'll start:

- random guys barking. (wtf??? do I meow back?)
- Ice telling me to follow Rule 9 of the KKW forums.

hasselbrad
16-03-2007, 03:32 PM
(I'm guessing Brad will have quite a few....:icon_eplu )

Moi?
Actually, I'm complete shit when it comes to pick up lines. I usually rely on a chloroform soaked rag. :icon_eplu

Porcelain_Doll
16-03-2007, 03:44 PM
I usually rely on a chloroform soaked rag. :icon_eplu

:icon_err:

hasselbrad
16-03-2007, 03:48 PM
Yeah...that was a joke.
I've been known to go after guys slapping their women around, so I'm not really wired to be a rapist.
Ironic...yes.
Rapist...no.
In poor taste...most definitely.

duckula
17-03-2007, 12:48 AM
In that vein, an instant classic recently related to me by Cliff.

'Hey, let's not turn this rape into a murder.'

Arbery
17-03-2007, 07:53 PM
i dont use chat up lines, i jus chat normally, usually works!

bad chat up lines i've see people do...

Pretending they're Joey out of friends and go 'How You Doin?' I have NEVER seen it work!

And one my mate Michaela dared me to do to a girl which i really did NOT want to do was...'Go up to a girl and say Would You Like A Raisin. They Reply No. In which you reply...How About A Date Then' Surprisingly it didn't work...but ohwell... :)

Porcelain_Doll
17-03-2007, 08:15 PM
In that vein, an instant classic recently related to me by Cliff.

'Hey, let's not turn this rape into a murder.'

Cliff sounds adorable. Wasn't he the one who posted a video of himself doing bad tae-kwon-do kicks? :p

michael22
17-03-2007, 09:39 PM
Kiss me I Bathe! want to see what is under my kilt, do you want to blow my pipes and kiss me I am shit faced are my personal favourites.

DanMan
18-03-2007, 02:11 PM
You wear a kilt? :icon_lol:

acliff
05-04-2007, 09:26 AM
Cliff sounds adorable. Wasn't he the one who posted a video of himself doing bad tae-kwon-do kicks? :p

After my kkw hiatus, I only just saw this!
My response:
I'll lick your ice cream, and you can lick my lollipop

Porcelain_Doll
07-04-2007, 02:13 AM
I know tae-kwon-do.
And some of those landings were not quite smooth.
Don't piss me off :p

Digital_Ice
07-04-2007, 09:33 PM
I'll lick your ice cream, and you can lick my lollipop

I knew I recognised that phrase.... they were playing that song in liquid the other night.

Porcelain_Doll
07-04-2007, 09:39 PM
Like I said, total waste. Tsk.

Two words: dirty dancing

michael22
07-04-2007, 10:07 PM
I know th scottish martial art of fukyee

Pygmalion
09-04-2007, 08:18 AM
Here's one a girl used on me at a club:

Her: "Do you have any chapstick?"
Me: "No"
Her: *Leans in* "Do you want some?"

Under normal circumstances that wouldn't have worked but I was drunk and lonesome.

acliff
09-04-2007, 10:53 AM
I know tae-kwon-do.
And some of those landings were not quite smooth.
Don't piss me off :p

Good for you, those final kicks sound painful, due to putting force in my kick all the way to the ground. I'be been practicing them without adding an initial spin for a shorter takeoff.
Taekwondo girls are awesome (cue a Joey-esque) How You doin' ;)

Porcelain_Doll
09-04-2007, 03:58 PM
somebody posted the Joey Pick-up as lame :p...anyway, most pathetic pick up ever---

John Doe: Carmella? (wtf?)
Me: nope
John Doe: Yes you are. It's you.
Me: sorry to disappoint ya. *walks away laughing*

Jacoby
09-04-2007, 10:34 PM
Pick up lines are fine even if they're bad. At least the person is confident enough to approach the opposite sex.

The worst thing ever is e-flirting though. You shouldn't be doing it unless you're a) 15 or younger or b) a total rashbag.

acliff
09-04-2007, 11:25 PM
somebody posted the Joey Pick-up as lame :p...anyway, most pathetic pick up ever---

John Doe: Carmella? (wtf?)
Me: nope
John Doe: Yes you are. It's you.
Me: sorry to disappoint ya. *walks away laughing*

I think you've got pick up mistaken with someone mistaking you for someone else. Not *everyone* on this earth wants you you know :P

Porcelain_Doll
09-04-2007, 11:45 PM
my, my, look who's talking :p

btw, I think Mr. Drooling Guy did want me. Woman's instinct. Had nothing to do with the fact he was trying to look down my top, tsk.

Digital_Ice
11-04-2007, 08:49 AM
i've never used these... and the closest i came to recieving them was a spammy forward from my mates. but i thought i'd share some of them cause they're funny

If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

You look like my first wife
Really? How many times have you been married?
Oh I'm still a bachelor

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your
friend?

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

Porcelain_Doll
11-04-2007, 05:31 PM
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Awww, that one's actually quite creative. I like it.

I heard another good one that said something about a mathematician, but I really can't remember....shoot.