Spam Band Names

[hasselbrad]

Spam.
We all get it, and most of the time it has some cleverly non-sensical pairing (or even hotter...threesome) of words. I got to thinking, "some of these could be really good band names." Then I thought "I think I'll share this with my friends at KKW."

Examples:
Affected Aloft
First Person Synthesizer
License Plate Reveal
Membrane Mankind
In Triplicate
Truths of Sheer Whimsy
Rolex Poker Erection
Abduct Nonsense
Boost Tyrant
Monolith Menstruation
Creditable Britches
Neutral Developed

Post your spam that could be band names.

[AureaMediocritas]

Holy National Victims

[Mandy]

"Truths of Sheer Whimsy" would make an AWESOME album title, haha.

[Porcelain_Doll]

Affected Aloft
Membrane Mankind
In Triplicate
Truths of Sheer Whimsy
Abduct Nonsense


WOW, those would be rockin' band names!!!
Start a band with one of those, I think Katielondon said she was a musician. :P

[kingdumbass]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjqZ0aIAgFM

:)

[hasselbrad]

Absent Minded Eclipse
Abduction RIP

[michael22]

power of the nail gun
join your friends list today
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam wonderful spam
or is it spasm or spastic.

[Urbanebula]

Shockwave Auto-mobile?

Maybe not.

[Digital_Ice]

from my hotmail account today...

in 30 Days
(none)
ViIagra & Cookies
Welcome Bonus
Rittalin Artwork Development

[Leonie]

A selection from the 178 spam emails I received since yesterday:

Countess G
Dansville
Slowdown Clock
Carousal at Babylon (I realise there's a "typo" of sorts, but I think that just makes even better.)
The Bovine Watch

[mongoose]

I got only one:
Jedy or Die

[hasselbrad]

Not a band name, but perhaps a good song or album title...

THIS WILL RESULT IN FROST BITE AND LEAD TO HYPOTHERMIA IF PRECAUTIONS ARE NOT TAKEN.

and another that could probably go either way...

And it will not be a woman either

[hasselbrad]

Automobile Beef

[Leonie]

Hey, I got automobile beef today! Fantastic :)

[Mandy]

Doom Elite
Force Enemy
Territory Quake
Company Heroes
Condition Zero

[hasselbrad]

Pave Canteen

[hasselbrad]

fateful refrigerate

[Leonie]

No Strings
The Cheerful Philosopher

[Leonie]

If You Rage
Waste Not Kettle
Exquisite Replica (I'd imagine this is a cover band)
Bashful Agonies
Leprosy is of God

[hasselbrad]

Those are awesome.
I'm getting a little disappointed. My spam's getting very specific and wordy. Nothing but re-fi offers and payday advance bullshit all of a sudden.

[hasselbrad]

Try Colon Cleansing At Home! ...good song name perhaps.

[Leonie]

Those are awesome.
I'm getting a little disappointed. My spam's getting very specific and wordy. Nothing but re-fi offers and payday advance bullshit all of a sudden.

Let's just say I have a wiiiiide variety of spam. :dontknowa

[hasselbrad]

Let's just say I have a wiiiiide variety of spam. :dontknowa

Yeah...I get about 15 or 20 a day. They run the gamut. Colon cleansing, re-financing, dating, taxes.

They always said there were two things you couldn't escape...death and taxes. I guess spam should be added to that list.

[Leonie]

I get about twenty an hour. I have a feeling some immature fella felt the need to enter my email address into a few "enter here for thousands of emails from non-existent people" websites. I must have really tickled their angry bone.

[hasselbrad]

I get about twenty an hour. I have a feeling some immature fella felt the need to enter my email address into a few "enter here for thousands of emails from non-existent people" websites. I must have really tickled their angry bone.

Now I get pre-recorded messages in Spanish on my cell-phone. WTF?

[kingdumbass]

Ultraporn
Erupting Gash
Kathleen's Tits

And those are from the title of just one e-mail....

[Norseman]

Penis Enlargement Pills would be a kickass band name.

[hasselbrad]

Chap Fallacious

Two...Girls and....you.. :)

[hasselbrad]

fine print desolate

[hasselbrad]

Blanket Surrender
Fisting Fury

[Porcelain_Doll]

Now I get pre-recorded messages in Spanish on my cell-phone. WTF?

I'll translate them for ya! :icon_lol: Nah, just kidding.
I don't get spam. Installed this kick-ass firewall. Problem is, it gives me hell whenever I try to download something...:dontknowa

[Hazzle]

Fisting Fury

:icon_rofl

[hasselbrad]

Hid Warlord

[hasselbrad]

Model Courtier

Pacesetting and Tarry

[hasselbrad]

Half-and-half Poet
Studied Unity
Local Anesthetic
Overweight Simulator

[hasselbrad]

Hurriedly Seduce

and this one's actually kind of good...

Path We Share

[Liam]

You havent lived till you have gotten spam about anal bleaching and useful suppositories.

[hasselbrad]

Probable Subsidized

Not anal bleaching though, so you win.

[runangl]

i like this one:

Erectile

you could name songs stuff like... dysfunction. =P

some others:
Get Your Refill
No More Classes
All Mens Need This (yah... "mens")
Your Favorite Medications

[hasselbrad]

Counterfeiter Harlot

[hasselbrad]

Spokeswoman Ledge

[hasselbrad]

Dere's de air brakes.

[Pygmalion]

Julie's Satanic Baby

[hasselbrad]

Puma Segment