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hasselbrad
09-03-2007, 01:55 PM
Spam.
We all get it, and most of the time it has some cleverly non-sensical pairing (or even hotter...threesome) of words. I got to thinking, "some of these could be really good band names." Then I thought "I think I'll share this with my friends at KKW."

Examples:
Affected Aloft
First Person Synthesizer
License Plate Reveal
Membrane Mankind
In Triplicate
Truths of Sheer Whimsy
Rolex Poker Erection
Abduct Nonsense
Boost Tyrant
Monolith Menstruation
Creditable Britches
Neutral Developed

Post your spam that could be band names.

AureaMediocritas
09-03-2007, 04:56 PM
Holy National Victims

Mandy
09-03-2007, 04:57 PM
"Truths of Sheer Whimsy" would make an AWESOME album title, haha.

Porcelain_Doll
09-03-2007, 08:51 PM
Affected Aloft
Membrane Mankind
In Triplicate
Truths of Sheer Whimsy
Abduct Nonsense


WOW, those would be rockin' band names!!!
Start a band with one of those, I think Katielondon said she was a musician. :P

kingdumbass
09-03-2007, 08:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjqZ0aIAgFM

:)

hasselbrad
12-03-2007, 02:51 PM
Absent Minded Eclipse
Abduction RIP

michael22
12-03-2007, 11:50 PM
power of the nail gun
join your friends list today
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam wonderful spam
or is it spasm or spastic.

Urbanebula
14-03-2007, 12:41 AM
Shockwave Auto-mobile?

Maybe not.

Digital_Ice
14-03-2007, 12:48 AM
from my hotmail account today...

in 30 Days
(none)
ViIagra & Cookies
Welcome Bonus
Rittalin Artwork Development

Leonie
14-03-2007, 08:21 AM
A selection from the 178 spam emails I received since yesterday:

Countess G
Dansville
Slowdown Clock
Carousal at Babylon (I realise there's a "typo" of sorts, but I think that just makes even better.)
The Bovine Watch

mongoose
14-03-2007, 02:19 PM
I got only one:
Jedy or Die

hasselbrad
14-03-2007, 02:25 PM
Not a band name, but perhaps a good song or album title...

THIS WILL RESULT IN FROST BITE AND LEAD TO HYPOTHERMIA IF PRECAUTIONS ARE NOT TAKEN.

and another that could probably go either way...

And it will not be a woman either

hasselbrad
15-03-2007, 06:38 PM
Automobile Beef

Leonie
15-03-2007, 06:52 PM
Hey, I got automobile beef today! Fantastic :)

Mandy
16-03-2007, 05:14 AM
Doom Elite
Force Enemy
Territory Quake
Company Heroes
Condition Zero

hasselbrad
16-03-2007, 12:36 PM
Pave Canteen

hasselbrad
16-03-2007, 10:16 PM
fateful refrigerate

Leonie
18-03-2007, 09:56 AM
No Strings
The Cheerful Philosopher

Leonie
19-03-2007, 02:10 PM
If You Rage
Waste Not Kettle
Exquisite Replica (I'd imagine this is a cover band)
Bashful Agonies
Leprosy is of God

hasselbrad
19-03-2007, 05:07 PM
Those are awesome.
I'm getting a little disappointed. My spam's getting very specific and wordy. Nothing but re-fi offers and payday advance bullshit all of a sudden.

hasselbrad
19-03-2007, 06:19 PM
Try Colon Cleansing At Home! ...good song name perhaps.

Leonie
19-03-2007, 06:40 PM
Those are awesome.
I'm getting a little disappointed. My spam's getting very specific and wordy. Nothing but re-fi offers and payday advance bullshit all of a sudden.

Let's just say I have a wiiiiide variety of spam. :dontknowa

hasselbrad
19-03-2007, 07:04 PM
Let's just say I have a wiiiiide variety of spam. :dontknowa

Yeah...I get about 15 or 20 a day. They run the gamut. Colon cleansing, re-financing, dating, taxes.

They always said there were two things you couldn't escape...death and taxes. I guess spam should be added to that list.

Leonie
19-03-2007, 07:49 PM
I get about twenty an hour. I have a feeling some immature fella felt the need to enter my email address into a few "enter here for thousands of emails from non-existent people" websites. I must have really tickled their angry bone.

hasselbrad
19-03-2007, 07:52 PM
I get about twenty an hour. I have a feeling some immature fella felt the need to enter my email address into a few "enter here for thousands of emails from non-existent people" websites. I must have really tickled their angry bone.

Now I get pre-recorded messages in Spanish on my cell-phone. WTF?

kingdumbass
25-03-2007, 10:02 PM
Ultraporn
Erupting Gash
Kathleen's Tits

And those are from the title of just one e-mail....

Norseman
25-03-2007, 11:26 PM
Penis Enlargement Pills would be a kickass band name.

hasselbrad
28-03-2007, 01:01 PM
Chap Fallacious

Two...Girls and....you.. :)

hasselbrad
30-03-2007, 12:37 PM
fine print desolate

hasselbrad
01-04-2007, 03:00 PM
Blanket Surrender
Fisting Fury

Porcelain_Doll
01-04-2007, 04:35 PM
Now I get pre-recorded messages in Spanish on my cell-phone. WTF?

I'll translate them for ya! :icon_lol: Nah, just kidding.
I don't get spam. Installed this kick-ass firewall. Problem is, it gives me hell whenever I try to download something...:dontknowa

Hazzle
02-04-2007, 03:45 PM
Fisting Fury

:icon_rofl

hasselbrad
02-04-2007, 04:24 PM
Hid Warlord

hasselbrad
03-04-2007, 01:13 PM
Model Courtier

Pacesetting and Tarry

hasselbrad
10-04-2007, 03:39 PM
Half-and-half Poet
Studied Unity
Local Anesthetic
Overweight Simulator

hasselbrad
12-04-2007, 04:46 PM
Hurriedly Seduce

and this one's actually kind of good...

Path We Share

Liam
12-04-2007, 05:46 PM
You havent lived till you have gotten spam about anal bleaching and useful suppositories.

hasselbrad
18-04-2007, 01:15 PM
Probable Subsidized

Not anal bleaching though, so you win.

runangl
18-04-2007, 08:31 PM
i like this one:

Erectile

you could name songs stuff like... dysfunction. =P

some others:
Get Your Refill
No More Classes
All Mens Need This (yah... "mens")
Your Favorite Medications

hasselbrad
18-04-2007, 09:57 PM
Counterfeiter Harlot

hasselbrad
20-04-2007, 04:11 PM
Spokeswoman Ledge

hasselbrad
01-05-2007, 01:27 AM
Dere's de air brakes.

Pygmalion
01-05-2007, 02:27 AM
Julie's Satanic Baby

hasselbrad
02-07-2007, 03:45 PM
Puma Segment