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hasselbrad
02-03-2007, 01:03 PM
For me, it would have to be CSI-Miami. I hadn't really noticed how bad the writing and acting was previously, mostly because the supernova of crap acting, David Caruso, blinded me to what was going on around him. However, upon further review, they are all terrible actors and the writing seems to have been done by a group of thirteen year old boys. The low cut blouses and tight pants worn by the CSI ladies can't even put decent light on this turd.
I'm not a big fan of Lost. It seems like it would have made a really good miniseries, but it's just getting too hokey and drawn out.
Survivor. Jesus Christ...let it die. Shit like this is so 2001. I didn't like it when it first came out, and now it's just getting annoying. I don't care. If it was a "snuff" series, and the last one left was truly a "survivor", I might be okay with it. However, until they resort to cannibalism to "survive", Nielsen can count me "tuned out".
The Apprentice. Donald Trump. Do I really need any other reason?

duckula
02-03-2007, 03:00 PM
CSI-Miami is less watchable than live abortions with a J-Pop soundtrack.

Jacoby
02-03-2007, 03:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

hasselbrad
02-03-2007, 03:59 PM
Did y'all see Jim Carrey making fun of him on Letterman last week?
"I before E...*sunglasses*...except after C."
I had to swap out my Depends.

Richard
02-03-2007, 08:02 PM
Have to agree about Lost. Wednesday night's reunion was so apathetic it was laughable; even the Hurley backstory couldn't save it. This is without a doubt the worst season so far. In fact I see it as the beginning of the end for the show unless they improve. I believe the writers made a BIG mistake by taking most of its time in dealing with the Jack, Kate, and Sawyer situation on the other island. I thought it was a little unfair. The long break didn't help either. When you start to see the other ignored characters like Locke, Sayid, and the Kwon's, you wonder where in the hell they have been. It feels like an eternity since you've seen them. As much as I despise what the character Michael turned into during the latter of the second season, I never thought I'd ever hear myself say I miss him, but I do. "Hokey and drawn out" is exactly what describes the show at this point.

Been renting the original CSI series and I am still on season four. The episodes seem so tiresome and you get the feeling the writers are just recycling old material. How many episodes are we going to have where the husband kills the wife or vice versa? A death at a certain club? Some episodes stick out, but not enough.

These are the only two shows I watch on television. Funny, isn't it?

seventhson
02-03-2007, 11:12 PM
Pretty much any/all entertainment magazine shows like Entertainment Tonight or Inside Edition, etc., etc. . That type of tabloid TV gets the "CLICK" almost as fast as any "REALITY" television program. Where do they get off calling that kind of crap TV "reality based". The only reality is that none of those shows have or deal with anything that is based on reality.
CLICK, CLICK, CLICK...Another reality is that I hold the power to change the channel in my hand!
I'm reading a good book with the TV off most of this week.

(-: Peace :-)

Porcelain_Doll
03-03-2007, 02:58 AM
Argghh, reality shows....please, make them go away!!!

Until now I thought I was the only person on Earth who wasn't following Lost religiously and didn't give a shit what happened to any of them. Same with The OC, The Hills (just shoot those girls, the world would be so much better off) and anything with bottle blondes (that goes for both sexes)

Except Sawyer. He's hot. And bad. How much better can it get?

Liam
03-03-2007, 05:57 AM
Anything reality. Survivor, Big Brother, Biggest Loser, <nationality> Princess, The Bachelor, et al.

All mind-rot bullshit.

Mandy
03-03-2007, 06:14 AM
Isn't Australian idol playing there now? I bet you LOVE that. :p

GrimeZy
03-03-2007, 10:37 AM
^no lol, i also hate those types of Reality shows, the only one i like is The Amazing Race! :D

kingdumbass
03-03-2007, 10:44 AM
The Girls Next Door....
So this is the low to which we've sunk as a society, huh folks? Three ugly, empty-headed, golddigging whores get a TV show now, eh? So that's the situation? We celebrate three sluts who have accomplished nothing with their lives other than fucking an old man? We've given them a TV show???

DOES IT EVEN MATTER WHAT THE NAMES OF THESE BITCHES ARE?!?! Because, as far as I can tell, there's no DIFFERENCE between them: fake blond hair, fake noses, fake chins, fake tits, fake tans, fake personalities....It's a fucking disgrace that they would be given a FUCKING TV SHOW.

Who watches this shit? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

Liam
03-03-2007, 11:34 AM
Isn't Australian idol playing there now? I bet you LOVE that. :p

I dont mind it so much. There is something amusing about watching talentless hacks become quasi-celebrities for the duration of the competition, then watch their star drop like a stone as they are reduced to sad nightclub appearances or hosting a Hotdogs Up Late style debacle.

hasselbrad
03-03-2007, 02:04 PM
The Girls Next Door....
So this is the low to which we've sunk as a society, huh folks? Three ugly, empty-headed, golddigging whores get a TV show now, eh? So that's the situation? We celebrate three sluts who have accomplished nothing with their lives other than fucking an old man? We've given them a TV show???

DOES IT EVEN MATTER WHAT THE NAMES OF THESE BITCHES ARE?!?! Because, as far as I can tell, there's no DIFFERENCE between them: fake blond hair, fake noses, fake chins, fake tits, fake tans, fake personalities....It's a fucking disgrace that they would be given a FUCKING TV SHOW.

Who watches this shit? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

Guys who are too repressed to beat off to real porn?

Porcelain_Doll
03-03-2007, 02:08 PM
Wow, you are all quite vindictive, aren't you? :icon_err:

Daddy, I'm scared....

Mandy
03-03-2007, 05:17 PM
The Girls Next Door....

DOES IT EVEN MATTER WHAT THE NAMES OF THESE BITCHES ARE?!?!

Kendra, Brigitte and Holly. XD

Katielondon
03-03-2007, 06:30 PM
Lost, without a doubt its absolute drivel, its a group of people who survived a plane crash, and are stuck on a deser island, how long can they string the series out for?, whats more is everyone jumps on the bandwagon saying its so great, i tried to watch the first episode recently and fell asleep

Urbanebula
08-03-2007, 02:04 AM
Oh my God! Those CSI Miami one-liners made me want to pull my teeth out! Whats with him puttin those shades on.

As for my least favourite TV show. All Reality TV!

Ranman
20-03-2007, 03:18 AM
I hate everything on Fox television, All their channels
And Ted Turner blows too

Kelsey
20-03-2007, 06:01 AM
Having recently been half dead, I've had a lot of time to watch TV. So far, in my opinion at least, this has been one of the more pleasing seasons of Lost. My current favorites though are Weeds and Bones.

As for shows I hate....hmm....I have a love/hate relationship with "October Road." I'll keep watching, as much as I may want it to die. I really am sick of all reality shows especially home makeover shows, next top model shows, etc. I'm blanking as to what else is on TV. I am a relatively new member of Netflix, so I've been watching more moving than anything else.

calereneau
22-03-2007, 03:31 AM
Fuck all of you. Lost is awesome.

Least favorite show: Mind of Mencia....for obvious reasons.

hasselbrad
22-03-2007, 12:29 PM
Fuck all of you. Lost is awesome.

Least favorite show: Mind of Mencia....for obvious reasons.

Carlos Mencia is so unfunny, it hurts. If he wasn't so obnoxious, I'd be embarrassed for him.

Jacoby
22-03-2007, 05:16 PM
Yeah, I agree on Mencia. He's as good a comedian as Larry the Cable Guy. His show sucks nuggs.

hasselbrad
22-03-2007, 05:21 PM
Yeah, I agree on Mencia. He's as good a comedian as Larry the Cable Guy. His show sucks nuggs.
I don't know...I chuckle at Larry the Cable Guy every now and then.

Jacoby
22-03-2007, 05:37 PM
I don't know...I chuckle at Larry the Cable Guy every now and then.

You can't do that anymore, okay? How about, everytime you don't laugh at a Larry the Cable Guy joke, I'll buy you a new golf club of your choice.


Also, this is an open letter to Larry from David Cross after a dispute they had. It's funny. I may have mentioned before on here, though, it's an old letter. Ger Plunk! (http://www.bobanddavid.com/david.asp?artID=183)

hasselbrad
22-03-2007, 05:42 PM
You can't do that anymore, okay? How about, everytime you don't laugh at a Larry the Cable Guy joke, I'll buy you a new golf club of your choice.


Also, this is an open letter to Larry from David Cross after a dispute they had. It's funny. I may have mentioned before on here, though, it's an old letter. Ger Plunk! (http://www.bobanddavid.com/david.asp?artID=183)

Yeah, I know. It's terrible.
But it just goes to show how horribly un-funny Carlos Mencia is. I mean really, he says 'beaner' more often than Larry the Cable Guy says git'r done during sex.

meee
25-03-2007, 09:43 PM
The worst show ever is definitely 7th heaven. they're so nice and happy it's sickening

Norseman
25-03-2007, 11:21 PM
7th Heaven is a chapter of it's own in the history of TV. The morals are so sickening and goody-two-shoe that I just can't help watching it.. :D

Who the hell gets grounded for life, for being drunk?.. of course it all works out and they can go on with their jolly lives.

allied_assult
28-03-2007, 02:53 AM
The worst show ever is definitely 7th heaven. they're so nice and happy it's sickening

ugh, I hate that show. Other than that, 30 rock probably. I hate Alec Baldwin for some reason.

Hazzle
28-03-2007, 09:30 AM
Ones that feature no hot girls. Hardly worth the bother otherwise.