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29-08-2006, 11:01 PM
Pretty much as the title says.

Yesterday I got absolutely wrecked, didn't manage to make it to my bed, and fell asleep on the stairs. My mother had kindly put a blanket on me, so luckily I wasn't cold. Sobering up at work while looking at spreadsheets was such agony, that I'm sure its a punishment reserved for accountants in hell.
Even worse was that I made this absolutely HILARIOUS quip that had pretty much everyone in the place on the floor, and I was too drunk to remember what it was. But not drunk enough to forget that I was funny. (It has been argued that such a situation is rare)


I've got several more tales in the pipeline, I'm sure there are members here just as, if not more irresponsible as I with wonderful stories to tell. Share away.

29-08-2006, 11:38 PM
well theres the time when urggh awaayak urgh sluip. youre the best did I tell you that. stopwith the shifty eyes you son of a urghwak sluu poof tho (rolls into a ditch
and pukes).