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08-08-2006, 04:07 AM
"...on diet coca-cola, and unlight cigarettes"

This thread is about naming your brand, if you do smoke. And if you don't smoke (and probably support Greenpeace) to lash out at those naming brands.

I've only had about a pack, and they're Camels. Heard Marlboro's burn quicker because of added chemicals, so I tried the Joes. Yes, Marlboro puts CHEMICALS in cigarettes. Say it ain't so.

Camels are alright, but I feel like I could be wasting my health and my money on a much better cigarette.


Also added a poll out of my own curiousity and to maybe promote more of a discussion.

08-08-2006, 04:09 AM
Cloves. Nothing like shards of glass in a smoke.

08-08-2006, 04:38 AM
Bring on the booze!

08-08-2006, 04:50 AM
I quit, it's so bad for your lung capacity. ^^^Agree with Leonie as well.

08-08-2006, 07:26 AM
I'm not a "social" smoker, but a "light" smoker. I went for the "social" option though as it's closest to the truth. However I can sometimes smoke up to a pack a day, it varies.

I smoke Marlboros. Always have, always will (until I quit). Started with reds (the closest thing to a roll-up you'll get and I can't be arsed fiddling around with paper and baccy unless it's for a joint), but eventually sometimes I need two or three in a row so Reds were starting to kill my throat.

Shifted to lights, and actually now, Ultra Lights (can't buy them here but I got a carton of 100s when I was in the States) and I'm a happy bunny. If only we could get 100s here I'd be even happier.

Camels are so-so. I've smoked a few when I've "borrowed" them off friends and they're average. Definitely prefer Marlboro. Don't think they burn too fast either. Oh, and yeah, on the subject of chemicals, until recently they used to put fibreglass in the filters.

08-08-2006, 07:47 AM
Don't care if others do but it's not for me

08-08-2006, 07:49 AM
I smoke little when out with friends but i had never smoke cigarettes.I just smoke hubble bubble.it's funny.It's bet5ter than cigarettes.

08-08-2006, 09:51 AM
Never had it and don't plan on trying. Just smelling smoke in the near vincinity sucks.

08-08-2006, 09:53 AM
i've quit 3 times in total now but have failed each time...for the moment i jus smoke fags my mates offer me...sometimes i wont smoke them, i jus do it whenever i feel like at the moment. I've managed to stop smokin dope which is pretty cool...but i'm still fighting the war against ciggies haha!

08-08-2006, 12:34 PM

08-08-2006, 06:04 PM
jet, you liar.
you're the bottom option and you know it.

*cracks the whip*

08-08-2006, 11:16 PM

Are those Passion of the Christ cigarettes?

08-08-2006, 11:22 PM
I love the irony in the winning choice at the moment.

09-08-2006, 01:07 AM
That we may not smoke but are raving alcoholics instead?

09-08-2006, 07:17 AM
Got it in one. Just love the use of the word "poison" by people who drink.

I of all people know the dangers of alcohol ;)

09-08-2006, 10:40 AM
if you think about it all drugs are dangerous...just some more than others...and in different ways...

09-08-2006, 12:44 PM
Are those Passion of the Christ cigarettes?

You need to watch Clerks.

09-08-2006, 02:16 PM
You need to watch Clerks.

I've watched Clerks, and the only part I can think of involving cigarettes is the Chewley's Gum guy.

09-08-2006, 02:21 PM
I've watched Clerks, and the only part I can think of involving cigarettes is the Chewley's Gum guy.
It's the brand of choice. ;)

13-08-2006, 09:59 PM
turkish gold are good, marlboro 27s, djarum (cloves), lights...

i rarely smoke though but when i do its one of those...

although chew> cigs... its gross habit and everything but it hits you so fucking hard.

i've only done it 3 times though and don't plan on getting addicted

skoal apple is like candy... i've had cope straight but i dont remember how it tasted because i was drunk off my ass (that was the first time i had it)

anyways alcohol>weed>nicotine

13-08-2006, 11:00 PM
"I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I recommend you look around the world in which we live, and... I don't know, shut your fucking mouth?"

(i dont smoke, i just think that guy was a genius)

Non-smokers die every day. Sleep tight!

See, I know you've employed some kind of eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke; let me be the first to pop that fucking bubble and send you hurtling back to reality – because you're dead too. And you know what doctors say: 'Shit, if only you'd smoked, we'd have the technology to help you. It's you people dying from nothing who are screwed.'"

13-08-2006, 11:23 PM
Cigarettes also contain phamaldahide. Which should keep us alive long enough until they cure cancer. Come on, the breakthrough's just round the corner!

Then we'll have had more fun in our lives AND live just as long. HAH!