Hey.

[J.R.]

Hello, I'm new.

A short Bio:

I'm Asian, 15 years old and live in Westminster,MD. I'm also missing my right hand, and I constantly am making jokes about it. As far as hobbies go, I play a lot of video games, post on Various message board and on the rare Occasion, i'll read a book.

[Leonie]

Welcome, have fun at KKW :)

Nice to see you introducing yourself a bit too :)

[Foeni]

Welcome J.R. What happened with the right hand?

[Swordsman]

Yeah, how do you play video games?

[Leonie]

Welcome J.R. What happened with the right hand?

You're nice and subtle, aren't you? Sweet jesus..

[deviljet88]

He likes making jokes about it, gives the impression he doesn't mind the question :P Anyway welcome, and yeah, Swordman's question was on my mind... FPSes I don't think would be an easy feat but RTSes would work.

[Foeni]

You're nice and subtle, aren't you? Sweet jesus..
As jet said, he makes jokes about it, I'm sure he won't mind a nice question.

[Swordsman]

Yeah i just wanted to know.

[Hazzle]

Welcome to KKW. I'll be your right hand man.

[Leonie]

Welcome to KKW. I'll be your right hand man.

:icon_lol:

Alright. I take it back. Ask away, men! :icon_bigg

[mehrdad368]

Welcome my fellow Asian.;):)

[J.R.]

Alright, I'll post some possible ways I lost my hand and just let you guys guess.

-My Mom got drunk and just cut it off
-I'm From Korea, It's a defect from to much nuclear waste
-It got stuck in a car door window
-An aligator got to it

one of them are right.

Also, btw that "right hand man" thing is old.

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I play video games by useing my Left hand to use the analog stick and D-Pad and the left shoulder button and then use my "Nub" to hit the Triangle, Square, Circle, and X button while also moving the right analog stick/Right shoulder buttons. If that made and sense.

[mehrdad368]

???Maybe first one.;)

[Digital_Ice]

im so hoping that its teh aligator... that would be cool... (sorta)

[mehrdad368]

You mean an aligator got drunk and cut it?Maybe.;)

[J.R.]

Wow, you even believed them? what happend was my umbilical chord got wrapped around it and it lost circulation and never grew.

[Swordsman]

You should just tell people it got blown off by a Taepodong-2. But really emphasize on the word 'dong'. Hehe.... dong.

[deviljet88]

My parents always threaten me losing my hand to oncoming traffic if I stick it out the window... but I do it anyway :P I understand using the nub to hit the right buttons but not the right shoulder buttons but cool :D

[acliff]

Welcome my fellow Asian.;):)

For fucks sake, you're not Asian. Is your brain so degenerate that you're still stuck in Pagean geography?

EDIT: I've just realised he's probably to stupid to understand the above.

J.R, I think you're probably genetically predispositioned to play games regardless of how you control them. I have no doubt you can play diablo II and starcraft with one armed tied behind your back. HUK HUK ^^;;;;
(Yes, I mocked his Koreaness, but its cool, I'm yellow)

[Hazzle]

Also, btw that "right hand man" thing is old.

Sorry man, couldn't help myself. I didn't mean any offence by it ;)

I don't actually care. No offence or anything, it's just I don't judge people by things like that nor do I view them any different to anyone else. It's even less of an issue when you're just a faceless person behind a keyboard.

Well done on making these cunts look gullible so soon too. You'll fit in nicely.

[J.R.]

I didn't mean any offence by it

Oh no, I'm not offended I meant that I've heard that 8 billion times

have no doubt you can play diablo II and starcraft with one armed tied behind your back

Actually, I do play those games, very well.

[acliff]

Actually, I do play those games, very well.

Its in our blood I tells you

[Hazzle]

Oh no, I'm not offended I meant that I've heard that 8 billion times

As Cliff'll tell you, I never have any original material.

[acliff]

Yeah, what Haz said.

[Hazzle]

Delicious irony to that. I love the smell of irony in the evening.