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J.R.
31-07-2006, 02:11 AM
Hello, I'm new.

A short Bio:

I'm Asian, 15 years old and live in Westminster,MD. I'm also missing my right hand, and I constantly am making jokes about it. As far as hobbies go, I play a lot of video games, post on Various message board and on the rare Occasion, i'll read a book.

Leonie
31-07-2006, 02:13 AM
Welcome, have fun at KKW :)

Nice to see you introducing yourself a bit too :)

Foeni
31-07-2006, 04:14 AM
Welcome J.R. What happened with the right hand?

Swordsman
31-07-2006, 05:40 AM
Yeah, how do you play video games?

Leonie
31-07-2006, 06:44 AM
Welcome J.R. What happened with the right hand?

You're nice and subtle, aren't you? Sweet jesus..

deviljet88
31-07-2006, 07:14 AM
He likes making jokes about it, gives the impression he doesn't mind the question :P Anyway welcome, and yeah, Swordman's question was on my mind... FPSes I don't think would be an easy feat but RTSes would work.

Foeni
31-07-2006, 07:22 AM
You're nice and subtle, aren't you? Sweet jesus..
As jet said, he makes jokes about it, I'm sure he won't mind a nice question.

Swordsman
31-07-2006, 07:32 AM
Yeah i just wanted to know.

Hazzle
31-07-2006, 07:46 AM
Welcome to KKW. I'll be your right hand man.

Leonie
31-07-2006, 08:49 AM
Welcome to KKW. I'll be your right hand man.

:icon_lol:

Alright. I take it back. Ask away, men! :icon_bigg

mehrdad368
31-07-2006, 10:17 AM
Welcome my fellow Asian.;):)

J.R.
31-07-2006, 03:10 PM
Alright, I'll post some possible ways I lost my hand and just let you guys guess.

-My Mom got drunk and just cut it off
-I'm From Korea, It's a defect from to much nuclear waste
-It got stuck in a car door window
-An aligator got to it

one of them are right.

Also, btw that "right hand man" thing is old.

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I play video games by useing my Left hand to use the analog stick and D-Pad and the left shoulder button and then use my "Nub" to hit the Triangle, Square, Circle, and X button while also moving the right analog stick/Right shoulder buttons. If that made and sense.

mehrdad368
31-07-2006, 05:50 PM
???Maybe first one.;)

Digital_Ice
01-08-2006, 12:09 AM
im so hoping that its teh aligator... that would be cool... (sorta)

mehrdad368
01-08-2006, 12:19 AM
You mean an aligator got drunk and cut it?Maybe.;)

J.R.
01-08-2006, 12:54 AM
Wow, you even believed them? what happend was my umbilical chord got wrapped around it and it lost circulation and never grew.

Swordsman
01-08-2006, 01:04 AM
You should just tell people it got blown off by a Taepodong-2. But really emphasize on the word 'dong'. Hehe.... dong.

deviljet88
01-08-2006, 08:39 AM
My parents always threaten me losing my hand to oncoming traffic if I stick it out the window... but I do it anyway :P I understand using the nub to hit the right buttons but not the right shoulder buttons but cool :D

acliff
01-08-2006, 10:45 AM
Welcome my fellow Asian.;):)

For fucks sake, you're not Asian. Is your brain so degenerate that you're still stuck in Pagean geography?

EDIT: I've just realised he's probably to stupid to understand the above.

J.R, I think you're probably genetically predispositioned to play games regardless of how you control them. I have no doubt you can play diablo II and starcraft with one armed tied behind your back. HUK HUK ^^;;;;
(Yes, I mocked his Koreaness, but its cool, I'm yellow)

Hazzle
01-08-2006, 11:58 AM
Also, btw that "right hand man" thing is old.

Sorry man, couldn't help myself. I didn't mean any offence by it ;)

I don't actually care. No offence or anything, it's just I don't judge people by things like that nor do I view them any different to anyone else. It's even less of an issue when you're just a faceless person behind a keyboard.

Well done on making these cunts look gullible so soon too. You'll fit in nicely.

J.R.
01-08-2006, 12:32 PM
I didn't mean any offence by it

Oh no, I'm not offended I meant that I've heard that 8 billion times

have no doubt you can play diablo II and starcraft with one armed tied behind your back

Actually, I do play those games, very well.

acliff
01-08-2006, 12:57 PM
Actually, I do play those games, very well.

Its in our blood I tells you

Hazzle
01-08-2006, 06:55 PM
Oh no, I'm not offended I meant that I've heard that 8 billion times

As Cliff'll tell you, I never have any original material.

acliff
02-08-2006, 05:10 PM
Yeah, what Haz said.

Hazzle
02-08-2006, 09:43 PM
Delicious irony to that. I love the smell of irony in the evening.