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barrington
29-07-2006, 05:47 PM
....well no, not really.
But this thread gave me a devious idea to inflate my obviously flagging ego. In order to show your love for KKW and for a bit of a giggle, what clearly needs to happen is the following:

1. Find a piece of paper and write "BARRINGTON IS SEXY" or similar on it in big letters.
2. Take a picture of yourself with said paper.
3. Post it on KKW.

Then, sit back and wonder what on earth you just contributed to.
Obviously I'll need to start the ball rolling with some mental masturbation:

http://www.kkwavefront.org/images/baz003.jpg

Go! Go! Go!

Hazzle
29-07-2006, 05:58 PM
I think asking people to lie is a bit harsh Baz! True thoughts on Barrington seems a lot more appropriate:

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/4671/picture14ii5.jpg

(Yes, I am in it, but my anonymity is preserved).

Mandy
29-07-2006, 06:01 PM
Yeah sorry. I cannot tell a lie.

Foeni
29-07-2006, 06:02 PM
Don't be such a pussy, haz.

Mandy
29-07-2006, 06:04 PM
Fo is secretly licking the backside of the paper.

Foeni
29-07-2006, 06:05 PM
Is it that obvious?

Hazzle
29-07-2006, 06:06 PM
Don't be such a sheep Fo :p. Write something original bitch!

Actually my pictures are up somewhere if people care to look for them. They're a bit old though. I'll do some recent ones (including maybe one in this thread) later if I can be arsed.

But my sheer sexiness might intimidate the rest of you.

Foeni
29-07-2006, 06:08 PM
I speak the truth, the whole... Oh, wait. Nevermind. I'll just stick with saying, I'm not original :p

acliff
29-07-2006, 06:20 PM
I'll bite.

Edit: Turn your monitor brightness down.
It says 'Every time I think of Barrington, God kills a kitten'

I don't have a permenant marker on hand.

Mandy
29-07-2006, 06:25 PM
That is unreadable, sir.

Caption?

Mandy
29-07-2006, 06:30 PM
Oh. What's with the dyke hairdo, btw? lol

Jacoby
29-07-2006, 06:30 PM
Yes, Flightfreak, Baz is VERY serious about atheism.

acliff
29-07-2006, 06:59 PM
Oh. What's with the dyke hairdo, btw? lol

Dykes can't afford to cut their hair like that.

Mandy
29-07-2006, 07:15 PM
Apparently you can. Ya dyke.

Mandy
29-07-2006, 07:51 PM
I'm hungover and I feel like shit, but I wanted to play

peekaboo!

Swordsman
29-07-2006, 07:59 PM
AHHH HAHAHAHHAHAA, i was thinking of putting "Barrington loves donkey cocks!" but since i haven't been here long i thought i shouldn't.

Hazzle
29-07-2006, 08:01 PM
Pussy. I call Baz a ladyboy and you can't even call him gay?!

Swordsman
29-07-2006, 08:07 PM
Well you've sort of been talking to him for years, and i've yah know never. It just doesn't seem like my place to say he loves donkey cocks.

Lacy
29-07-2006, 08:09 PM
I'm taking it Baz is short for Barrington?

acliff
29-07-2006, 08:18 PM
Well spotted.

Also, Haz is short for Harrington.

Mandy
29-07-2006, 08:19 PM
He WISHES he was that cool.

acliff
29-07-2006, 08:41 PM
Holy hell, you didn't have to post it so large. Although its more impressive once he sees it later

Hazzle
29-07-2006, 08:51 PM
Host it on imageshack. It resizes automatically.

Mandy
29-07-2006, 09:04 PM
Who are you people talking to?

Swordsman
29-07-2006, 09:14 PM
They were talking to me because my picture was goddamn huge.
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8192/1001433cu3.jpg (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://imageshack.us/)
Now it's a little too small.

Mandy
29-07-2006, 09:21 PM
You know those really gimmicky glasses with the nose and mustache attached to them? Are you wearing one?

Swordsman
29-07-2006, 09:27 PM
...no, my nose is like Laurence Fishburne's...i think....shut up. *cries*

barrington
30-07-2006, 04:45 PM
I thank you all for your perceptive realisation of my cock-loving nature.
Tsk.

:P

acliff
30-07-2006, 05:31 PM
Hey, unfair.
I was actually complimentary.

Steve84
30-07-2006, 06:07 PM
Well since my webcam is out of action, you'll have to make do with cartoon steve!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v84/everlong/BAZZA.jpg

Mandy
30-07-2006, 07:25 PM
You people are all copycats.

(I guess Haz called him a ladyboy, but that didn't necessarily mean he loves the cock.)

Hazzle
30-07-2006, 11:21 PM
No, it wasn't meant to imply that either. Only that he plucks his eyebrows.

Scaramouche
30-07-2006, 11:51 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a106/love118822/BLOG/Barrington.jpg
heh.... yeah. o_O

mehrdad368
27-08-2006, 12:13 PM
I don't think so,But maybe 70.;)

EmotionSickness
29-08-2006, 04:13 AM
Sorry for the dark, purplish quality. That's a sidekick for you.

http://img92.imageshack.us/my.php?image=photo1317jd3.jpg

Mandy
29-08-2006, 04:39 AM
^^^ My sidekick does that too, it also does a yellowish tint in a certain light. Got a shit camera on it.

Hazzle
29-08-2006, 09:07 AM
Haha. I thought I was the only one who thought Baz was Morrissey in disguise.

Nell
18-12-2006, 05:06 PM
Sorry... I don't have a big fat marker so it's not very readable, but do I get credit for trying :P ?

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/NellMatheson/Foto17.jpg

It says:

BARRINGTON
is
SEXXY!
(who the fuck is Barrington?!) :P

sorry; I'm new :P

Mandy
18-12-2006, 08:37 PM
Barrington is our lovely administrator! See here:

http://www.keiraknightley.com/wiki/Barrington

pretty!

acliff
19-12-2006, 03:05 PM
You're also supposed to take a photo of yourself WITH the note, so that we know what you look like too :)

XDaniela
07-02-2007, 10:41 PM
Ban me!!

mehrdad368
08-02-2007, 02:32 PM
Count down is started for you XDaniela.
10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,FIRE.
Now you get banned.What do you feel now whit this banning?:D

Porcelain_Doll
08-02-2007, 03:36 PM
I'm sorry, but I still have no idea whether Foeni is a guy or a girl.
Don't get pissed, but you could win the olimpic medal of ambiguity :P

Oh, and I think our administrator is kinda cute. Not sexy, but cute. You know, in a "ohhhh-look-at-the-cute-puppy" kind of way

Mandy
08-02-2007, 03:45 PM
I'm sorry, but I still have no idea whether Foeni is a guy or a girl.


We don't either.

barrington
08-02-2007, 03:49 PM
Oh, and I think our administrator is kinda cute. Not sexy, but cute. You know, in a "ohhhh-look-at-the-cute-puppy" kind of wayI think I'm quite offended by that. Mandy finds me unbelievably hot, and that should be endorsement enough for any woman. Unless you're talking about Digital_Ice in which case yeah, he's like a startled bunny.

Mandy
08-02-2007, 03:52 PM
Oh I love it when words are put into my mouth!

I think your hotness depends on whether you're drunk or not.

barrington
08-02-2007, 03:53 PM
I love putting things in your mouth when I'm drunk.

Mandy
08-02-2007, 03:55 PM
How could I have not seen that coming? :icon_lol:

Porcelain_Doll
08-02-2007, 08:06 PM
wouldn't his hotness depend on whether YOU are drunk or not? :icon_lol:

I still stand by my former statement. Cute as a bunny. I hope your ego will be able to forgive me. :icon_lol:

XDaniela
08-02-2007, 11:13 PM
Count down is started for you XDaniela.
10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,FIRE.
Now you get banned.What do you feel now whit this banning?:D

:icon_eplu Do I look like Banned? Because I don't feel like I am :icon_eplu

Digital_Ice
09-02-2007, 01:14 AM
Unless you're talking about Digital_Ice in which case yeah, he's like a startled bunny.

gee... thanks.

Mandy
09-02-2007, 01:35 AM
He meant a SEXY startled bunny.

acliff
09-02-2007, 02:40 AM
... I just don't see it.

Porcelain_Doll
09-02-2007, 06:17 PM
I've never seen a pic of Digital_Ice, so I can't compare.

Digital_Ice
09-02-2007, 10:15 PM
Digital_Ice avoids camera's...

Mandy
09-02-2007, 11:08 PM
Mwaha.


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/Alynndan/admins.jpg
Ice on left!

Porcelain_Doll
10-02-2007, 12:34 AM
awww, you two make a lovely couple. When's the wedding? :icon_eplu

Jacoby
10-02-2007, 02:22 AM
awww, you two make a lovely couple. When's the wedding? :icon_eplu


They're not a couple, actually. Just friends with benefits.

Mandy
10-02-2007, 03:44 AM
They're not a couple, actually. Just friends with benefits.

Hence the HUGE smiles.

mehrdad368
10-02-2007, 07:45 AM
I'm sorry, but I still have no idea whether Foeni is a guy or a girl.
Foeni is shemale.

Foeni
10-02-2007, 02:16 PM
Fuck off.

Mandy
10-02-2007, 03:35 PM
Bah, way to ruin a good healthy "poke fun at people" thread.

Porcelain_Doll
10-02-2007, 04:48 PM
Bah, way to ruin a good healthy "poke fun at people" thread.

I agree. Hey, I would've expected a snarling remark from either Ice or Barrington....but nada.

Hmm....too shy to come forth? Or did we strike a nerve?

You know what they say...when you hear hooves, don't think zebra. :icon_lol:

Mandy
10-02-2007, 06:19 PM
Or at least something a little smarter than "Fuck off."

heh.

Digital_Ice
10-02-2007, 06:27 PM
no remarks from me... my "snarling" remarks are result of bordem, whiskey or debugging php code.

Foeni
10-02-2007, 09:19 PM
Couldn't be arsed to think of something. Mehrdad probably wouldn't understand anyway...

mehrdad368
14-02-2007, 07:42 AM
Foeni is out of culture.:D

hasselbrad
14-02-2007, 12:46 PM
Oh, snap!:icon_surp

mongoose
14-02-2007, 01:48 PM
I like this thread. It's called Do this or get Banned and it's about putting a picture. But it should be called "You will be banned if you don't do this, but you won't be banned if you insult each other (even a mod)"

KeiraIsFIT
15-02-2007, 08:20 PM
cock.....now where it has links.....it has links to nude ladies :P....i might have a look

Mandy
15-02-2007, 08:52 PM
....

No?

mehrdad368
17-02-2007, 03:16 PM
I love this thread because i don't know what was happend here.:)

Ranman
20-03-2007, 03:43 AM
Get a few things straight
Baz is a stud
Ice is the coolest
Foeni is the son of a shemale
And meathead is the result of a horse shagging someone's mom

Mandy
23-09-2007, 10:11 PM
Bump!

I was reading over this thread earlier and thought "Gosh, it's harsh," so I decided to redo mine.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/Alynndan/selfportraits/Pictures055.jpg

Ranman
23-09-2007, 11:34 PM
A real woman would have written it on her chest

Mandy
23-09-2007, 11:55 PM
Shut up, you fat hairy jew.

barrington
24-09-2007, 12:01 AM
The fat hairy jew has a point though.

Hazzle
24-09-2007, 12:05 AM
That he does. I say you ban her unless she complies with the fat hairy jew's suggestion.

Mandy
24-09-2007, 12:07 AM
I'll think about it if the fat hairy jew actually posts a proper picture of himself thus giving him the right to actually comment on others' pictures. :p

Hazzle
24-09-2007, 12:11 AM
Touche. I've at least posted my ugly mug up (though not recently).

Jacoby
24-09-2007, 12:11 AM
So if Randy posts a picture Mandy'll do the chest thing!

Yay!

Mandy
24-09-2007, 12:13 AM
No, I said I'll THINK about it if he posts a picture.

As of right now, it's a definite no. haha.

Edit: Honestly, my biggest fear about writing on myself is that I'll write everything backwards and in result look really stupid.

Hazzle
24-09-2007, 12:14 AM
Don't get too excited. Chances of Randy posting a picture are pretty slim. I still say Bazzle should exercise his executive authority and order Mandy to do it anyway. Forwards and backwards.

Mandy
24-09-2007, 12:19 AM
We ARE still talking about writing words on skin and not...something else, right?

Hazzle
24-09-2007, 12:23 AM
Would it be like me to suggest anything other than the innocent posting of pictures?

Urbanebula
24-09-2007, 02:21 AM
Christ even I know you that well.

Hazzle
24-09-2007, 02:40 AM
I'm a sweet angelic man who wouldn't know a euphemism if it bit him on the derriere.

JenR
24-09-2007, 02:45 AM
i cant belive i havent been banned yet. :dontknowa

Mandy
24-09-2007, 02:47 AM
It's ok, he posted this long before you were a member. You're safe.

Hazzle
24-09-2007, 02:47 AM
Baz is going soft in his old age. He's becoming more lenient too.

Digital_Ice
24-09-2007, 02:51 AM
I'm not though... i'm going to start demanding more pictures. Jen, where's yours?

and haz... i think that joke was too subtle for the inocent minds of kkw members

Hazzle
24-09-2007, 02:55 AM
I have no idea what you're talking about ;). Though I second the demand for Jen's picture.

Urbanebula
24-09-2007, 02:56 AM
I think that joke was too subtle for the inocent minds of kkw members

Should we just start screaming random profanities?

Hazzle
24-09-2007, 02:57 AM
I never need a second invitiation...FUCK!

Mandy
24-09-2007, 02:58 AM
Shitfuck!

Jen you should post your picture. Not because it makes me hot or anything, but just to make Ran feel more left out.

Digital_Ice
24-09-2007, 02:58 AM
as usual, the breif period of activity is turning into just a random obscene spam fest. knobjocky

Mandy
24-09-2007, 02:59 AM
At least it's something! :p

Jacoby
24-09-2007, 03:00 AM
as usually, the breif period of activity is turning into just a random obscene spam fest.

But this is how forums thrive.

Urbanebula
24-09-2007, 03:02 AM
Indeed, hooray for traffic.

Pissflap!

Digital_Ice
24-09-2007, 03:02 AM
Nipple-chafing Horseraper.

You appear to be missing an obsenity their mandy, here have one of mine... "bollock-licker"