Engrish

[Mandy]

What is Engrish?

Engrish can be simply defined as the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design. Engrish can be found all over the world, but the vast majority of the really funny and creative Engrish is from Japan.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/2778/growahandag1.jpg

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7784/childrenhe1.jpg

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2706/dontburnthefirechiefsu2.jpg

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2725/executioninprogresswl0.jpg

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4234/fleshmeatgc2.jpg

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/3564/biohazardag0.jpg

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/294/hotpondqs1.jpg

[Mandy]

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/2004/letsbeerwithmusicjt0.jpg

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/658/parasolsignxo5.jpg

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/693/petzm6.jpg

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/393/pharmacypb4.jpg

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4310/santapleasestopaw9.jpg

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6016/youladyeq3.jpg

(Sorry if anyone's seen these before, I just came across them)

[acliff]

I love the prescriptions and the santa one.
I think the alltime classic one is the following:
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/b/6/fb69d47c7e19081a84b10a1e84969089.jpg

[Steve84]

Did anyone ever see the 'Engrish' Lort of the rings: two towers screenshots? absolutely hilarious :)

[JohnRambo]

i just found one, how do i put images on here?

[Digital_Ice]

are you refering to the asian subtitles?

i'll see if i can dig out the link from my favourites....

edit: http://www.angelfire.com/rings/ttt-subtitles/index.html

edit: bloody angelfire's no hotlinking rules

[Steve84]

You beaut!

That sister one was so wrong :icon_conf

[Bait]

lmao "how he will take me he is still big for it"

poor little girl, starting so young

[Porcelain_Doll]

Lovely, Fo.
Sorry for starting a thread I had no idea existed since I wasn't around back then. Keep asking for pics, you're on a great track.

the Engrish link, btw (http://www.engrish.com/)

[Foeni]

*cough*search function*cough* :p

There's a thread already, I'm just gonna merge yours with it :)

[Pygmalion]

the Engrish link, btw (http://www.engrish.com/)

I love that website, hours of entertainment and many downloads wasted perusing its wonder.

[Urbanebula]

http://www.brandflakesforbreakfast.com/images/engrish_site.gif

All Your Base Are Belong To Us!!!

[Digital_Ice]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/happy-children-factory.jpg

[Pygmalion]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/aristogeiton/hair-less-milk.jpg

Yum.

[x.keirafan.x]

I hate Keep Japan Green and The meat one because the japan one sticking a sign like that on our tree's. Then theres the meat one hey im a vegitarian.

[Pygmalion]

I hate Keep Japan Green and The meat one because the japan one sticking a sign like that on our tree's. Then theres the meat one hey im a vegitarian.

Uhhh What?

[mongoose]

He said he is a vegetarian. The rest is in japaneese and I don't understand

[Digital_Ice]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/jews-ear-fungus.jpg

[hasselbrad]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/jews-ear-fungus.jpg

:icon_lol: Oh dear God. What the fuck are they trying to say there?

[Porcelain_Doll]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/jews-ear-fungus.jpg

Antisemitists! :icon_surp

[Jacoby]

Well, not really if they're selling their ear wax. That's kinda praising the Jews.
You couldn't even sell a Christian's ear fungus if you tried!

[Ranman]

I thought everything was available on e-bay

[hasselbrad]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/captain-condom.jpg

[Digital_Ice]

http://www.rahoi.com/images/blog/durex.jpg

denim condoms?! wtf?

[Digital_Ice]

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a102_e1.jpg

[Hazzle]

You've got to admire their bluntness. They don't pull punches. None of this "PC" bullshit.

[Digital_Ice]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/babys-fanny.jpg

[hasselbrad]

http://www.popamericana.com/!/%5bengrish%5d%20Muscleshirt.jpg

[Kelsey]

Lol, where can I buy that Santa sign?