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Xx~keira~knightley~fan~xX
06-07-2006, 09:44 PM
hey everyone my names carley im new,im from the united kingdom.and im a keira fan shes amazing...

apoggy
06-07-2006, 09:55 PM
oh dear Lord

runangl
06-07-2006, 09:58 PM
hi... uhm... nice name there? hahaha

as long as you don't expand the entire thread with even a miniscule picture you're fine =D

welcome!

Ranman
06-07-2006, 10:07 PM
Oh Jez, sounds like another winner, try not to be a putz

Welcome to KKW

deviljet88
07-07-2006, 03:29 AM
Hey Carley!!! ^_^

runangl
07-07-2006, 05:02 AM
you... know her? weird.... haha

mehrdad368
07-07-2006, 08:04 AM
welcome carl.Hope to enjoy here.

Digital_Ice
07-07-2006, 11:10 AM
anyone with a name so long it ajusts the forum layout should be shot.... but we'll give you a 10 second head start.
*loads rifle* :p

welcome.

Hazzle
07-07-2006, 04:14 PM
What Ice and Poggs said.

We should put a character limit on names because there's no fucking point limiting avatars if people are going to have gay-arse names like that.

Incidentally, it's taken as a given that if you join a Keira Knightley fansite, you're probably a fan (although admittedly you wouldn't have to be). People with Keira in their name are usually mocked.

Cunt off you fucking annoying newbie with a really shit name.

Digital_Ice
07-07-2006, 08:07 PM
heh, obviously you got hazzle when he's in a good mood.

kingdumbass
07-07-2006, 10:22 PM
I like her name....
And you people are so goddamn mean to newcomers. No wonder they never stick around.

Hello, Carly.

Hazzle
07-07-2006, 10:51 PM
I like her name....

Bah. Might as well have bigger avatars if we're going to allow names to stretch the sidebar. And Keira names are stupid. So individual on a Keira Knightley website

And you people are so goddamn mean to newcomers. No wonder they never stick around.

You say that like it's a bad thing. Anyway if I'm not mean to newbies people think I'm ill or something. I actually sometimes don't feel like doing it but it's my duty.

Mandy
07-07-2006, 11:09 PM
You could've always gone with "Carley." Nothing wrong with using your first name....


and welcome, and stuff. Don't listen to these guys, they're not as tough as they come off...

Hazzle
07-07-2006, 11:11 PM
You could've always gone with "Carley." Nothing wrong with using your first name...

Heh. Or turning into some sick perversion which is actually the name of an internet virus...(and a band in California too but that's not nearly as interesting)

Digital_Ice
07-07-2006, 11:11 PM
they're not as tough as they come off...

ROFLMAO

i don't know why, but when i read that, i had an image in my head of hazzle sitting by the fire in a dressing gown and bunny slippers, knitting a pink bobble hat. lol

Hazzle
07-07-2006, 11:17 PM
ROFLMAO

i don't know why, but when i read that, i had an image in my head of hazzle sitting by the fire in a dressing gown and bunny slippers, knitting a pink bobble hat. lol

It's not far off the truth. It's actually a baby blue bobble hat...and it's far too warm to sit by the fire. Butt naked by the fan would be the truth.

Mandy
07-07-2006, 11:17 PM
And Digital_Ice dreams of men.

Digital_Ice
07-07-2006, 11:18 PM
And Digital_Ice dreams of men.

now you know thats not true. I only dream of you hun ;)

lol :p

Mandy
07-07-2006, 11:20 PM
now you know thats not true. I only dream of you hun ;)

lol :p


Well....I mean, I DO have a cock...it pales in comparison to yours though.

Digital_Ice
07-07-2006, 11:26 PM
...o...k.

how come i've never noticed it before!??

eek

Mandy
07-07-2006, 11:32 PM
Yeah, it's quite tiny....easily hidden.

But I thought you noticed it when I slapped you with it. Guess not.

Hazzle
07-07-2006, 11:33 PM
...o...k.

how come i've never noticed it before!??

eek

Because all the "women" you date have penises...

Digital_Ice
07-07-2006, 11:36 PM
is that the best you could do?

i mean, i know its late. but haz. don't tarnish the name. "hazzle" is a name that will live on on infamy. it doesn't need poor comebacks like that.

Hazzle
07-07-2006, 11:38 PM
Sorry, was I not supposed to tell everyone about that night in Bangkok?

Digital_Ice
08-07-2006, 12:02 AM
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... damnit hazzle. can't you keep your mouth shut. and if that video footage makes its way onto the net. i'll kill you.

Hazzle
08-07-2006, 12:20 AM
Don't worry, it won't.

I'm bringing out a DVD, no way am I wasting it by giving it away for free.

Xx~keira~knightley~fan~xX
08-07-2006, 10:58 AM
ok im sorry my name was too long but im 15 years old,and felt the need to be creative,but i have sent an email asking for my account to be deleted..thankyou to the people who were nice i really appreciate that:) and im sure the people who were swearing just wanted to be honest i admire that to:)

kingdumbass
08-07-2006, 11:10 AM
You should register again, with a shorter username, and stick around....
This forum could use more actual Keira fans. Most of the posters here are jaded, cynical bastards.

Xx~keira~knightley~fan~xX
08-07-2006, 11:15 AM
i intend to stick around im not going to let silly things like that scare me away,ill just get a nice and simple name,thankyou for being so nice:)does anyone know someone i can ask about changing my user name please?

I've
08-07-2006, 11:45 AM
i intend to stick around im not going to let silly things like that scare me away,ill just get a nice and simple name,thankyou for being so nice:)does anyone know someone i can ask about changing my user name please?


I've launched this essay already, it isn't possible. Don't consider those people, who poke fun of your name. Don't pay attention to them, and you'll be fine...;)

Xx~keira~knightley~fan~xX
08-07-2006, 12:16 PM
oh gosh it cant be changed :icon_err: i can understand being poked fun at but the swearing freaks me out i feel like ive done something wrong..and its all over a name lol..at times like these whats there to but laugh lmao oh well its not the end of the world its only a name thanks for helping

kingdumbass
08-07-2006, 12:31 PM
Perhaps you could just re-register with another e-mail address....
Of course, that might violate the terms of use. Check the posting guidelines thread, and proceed at your own risk. Ask a mod first if it would be OK (Leonie is the nicest one, but she hasn't been around lately).

Hazzle
08-07-2006, 01:38 PM
I'd ask an admin rather than a Mod. PM either Liam or Apoggy as Baz is on holiday and although I've seen him once, he probably won't want to be bothered with it.

I would be surprised if any of them minded you re-registering as they can just delete your existing account, I believe. That's what Baz did on SJW when Mandy put her birthday in wrong ;).

And don't let us cunts scare you off. I actually like having fresh meat :p

Xx~keira~knightley~fan~xX
08-07-2006, 03:05 PM
lol i really crapped myself when you all pounced on me and started laughing lmao i thought id done something drastic lol ahh well ill give this name changing thing a bash..see what i can do thanks all :)i wanna short but creative name any help will be appreciated something to do with keira though lol:)

Mandy
08-07-2006, 03:17 PM
Uhhhh something to do with Keira? Bad idea. I think that's what they were scolding you for in the first place. Seriously, we laugh at people with "Keira" in their name...hence all the crap you've been given.

Haz, I didn't put my birthday in wrong, I clicked the "I am under thirteen years of age" button. And would've had my parents sign a permission slip and sent to the administrator.

Hazzle
08-07-2006, 03:23 PM
My bad Mandy. It was something like that I did remember.

Mandy's right. Keira-related names...ew. We know you're a Keira fan, we get it.

Xx~keira~knightley~fan~xX
08-07-2006, 04:22 PM
hmmm well i dont want to be something plain and boring like carley lol...a friend came up with a sweet one earlier but if it cant be keira related ummm anyone got ideas??

Mandy
08-07-2006, 04:38 PM
We don't know you well enough to give you a name.

mehrdad368
08-07-2006, 05:43 PM
xx~keira~knightley~fan~xx=4x3~kkfan.good?

runangl
08-07-2006, 06:13 PM
xx~keira~knightley~fan~xx=4x3~kkfan.good?
wtf?

and hey kkfan, don't worry about it so much... it's true, if you can get past the initial crap you'll be one of the crowd. (wanna know the secret to doing it faster? three letters: I.R.C. :icon_mrgr)

duckula
08-07-2006, 06:58 PM
Dear lord, it's wrong, it's all wrong.

Hazzle
08-07-2006, 07:29 PM
What he said. It's sick and wrong. Sick sick sick.

Xx~keira~knightley~fan~xX
08-07-2006, 10:00 PM
i have a name in mind now ive had thought about it all day ...thankyou everyone for your help very much appreciated:)

Renegade
09-07-2006, 06:30 AM
Heh, your name does make you stand out. You won't fall into the pool of newbies that dissapear into the abyss.

deviljet88
09-07-2006, 07:14 AM
What he said. It's sick and wrong. Sick sick sick.

You're like a little cunt puppy that follows Ducks around and spits out that phrase.

You cunt poodle.

Good for you for finding a new name, be sure to reintroduce yourself on the new name so we can all spam your welcome thread again ^^

Xx~keira~knightley~fan~xX
09-07-2006, 12:12 PM
lol sure thing :)

Hazzle
10-07-2006, 02:37 PM
Jake can suck my dick.

Not my fault Ducks is a wise man and the rest of you plebs are cretins.

KingForADay
25-07-2006, 10:17 AM
KEEP YOUR NAME


If you like it thats all that matters and anyone who says otherwise is insaine and shouldn't be allowed a keyboard


Dont be afraid to stand up for yourself!!!!!

Hazzle
25-07-2006, 10:37 AM
anyone who says otherwise is insaine and shouldn't be allowed a keyboard

Heh.

The objection to the name is it stretches the left column. It's the same reason we don't allow massive avatars, so equally, a name that does the same thing defeats the purpose. It's purely aesthetic, although Keira names do blow generally.

KingForADay
25-07-2006, 01:51 PM
Soooooo


blue is a cool colour. whats wrong!!!!

Digital_Ice
25-07-2006, 03:57 PM
what the hell has blue got to do with anything.

Jacoby
25-07-2006, 09:56 PM
The gentleman has blue testicles. He's trying to get some action from Longname McGee.

Hazzle
25-07-2006, 10:18 PM
I believe he's refering to the blue of the column. Entirely missing the point.

The column is a uniform width unless people "stretch" it. One of the reasons for keeping avatars a set size is to keep that "uniform" feel. I don't object to there being more width to the left column, but then that has to be done for everyone, and I don't really see why the entire forum's design has to be changed because one person's username is too long. Surely makes more sense to make the one who's stepping out of line change?

It's not even your concern anyway. The owner of the username has acknowledged the concerns put forward and wishes to change it. Mind your own.