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Mandy
05-07-2006, 04:49 PM
We've got irc quotes. We need IM convo quotes, because I have some pretty funny conversations from time to time.

Mandy - not swedish but I love to talk funny. says:
gosh as soon as i finally get my tax return check i'm going to get my hair cut
Mandy - not swedish but I love to talk funny. says:
it's so terrible having like
Mandy - not swedish but I love to talk funny. says:
27 inch hair
Mandy - not swedish but I love to talk funny. says:
in 100 degree weather
Whats the world come to? When all that i touch will leave blood on my hands? says:
heh
Whats the world come to? When all that i touch will leave blood on my hands? says:
27 inch
Whats the world come to? When all that i touch will leave blood on my hands? says:
blimey
Whats the world come to? When all that i touch will leave blood on my hands? says:
thats almost and long as my cock.

Ranman
05-07-2006, 04:53 PM
27 inches ice? you're the new KING of MEN

Hazzle
05-07-2006, 04:57 PM
Err. Haha?

Digital_Ice
05-07-2006, 04:58 PM
Per Ardua ad Astra
i googled "middle finger"
Per Ardua ad Astra
and the quote under the pic was
Per Ardua ad Astra
"bite me, islamic pigshit!"
Mandy
HAHAHA
Mandy
classy
Mandy
mmm
Mandy
that hit the spot
Mandy
:p
Mandy
now i can focus on being horny

*layout editied because mandy complained it confuzzled her*

Mandy
05-07-2006, 05:00 PM
I forget that you log.

Digital_Ice
05-07-2006, 05:01 PM
:p, i have eeeeeeeeeeeeverything said via g-talk, msn, irc logged.

acliff
05-07-2006, 06:07 PM
I skimmed through the thread and my eyes caught the words 'mandy', 'middle finger' 'hit the spot' and 'horny'

She's trying to not-so-subtly subliminally message her way into your pants Ice.

Mandy
05-07-2006, 06:12 PM
Hey I'm not the one describing the length of my cock.

acliff
05-07-2006, 06:28 PM
Hey I'm not the one describing the length of my cock.

But you are the one fantasizing ever since he said it.

calereneau
05-07-2006, 07:23 PM
Hey I'm not the one describing the length of my cock.

Personally, I'd prefer not to know how long your cock is.

Mandy
05-07-2006, 08:14 PM
Personally, I'd prefer not to know how long your cock is.

Sorry If I intimidate you. heh.

calereneau
05-07-2006, 08:45 PM
Sorry If I intimidate you. heh.

For real. I'm intimidated by mice.

Hazzle
05-07-2006, 10:02 PM
Mandy's 27 inch penis is quite intimidating.

Mandy
05-07-2006, 10:06 PM
That's right, I've had to smack him with it a few times. But enough about my penis....

Hazzle
05-07-2006, 10:14 PM
Around the face even. Not to say I didn't like it or anything.

Mandy
06-07-2006, 05:31 PM
Gotta love the draw feature on MSN.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/Alynndan/lmfao.jpg

Ranman
06-07-2006, 05:37 PM
Great, I needed new wanking material

Mandy
06-07-2006, 05:38 PM
I'm actually quite shocked that Ice knew what female genitalia looks like. And I guess he likes brunettes too.

Digital_Ice
06-07-2006, 05:43 PM
!!!!!

Digital_Ice
06-07-2006, 05:46 PM
http://www.blackparadox.co.uk/personal/Image1.jpg

EDIT: ....i hate my fucking server

Ranman
06-07-2006, 05:57 PM
She wishes she knew the great length of my manhood

Mandy
06-07-2006, 05:58 PM
hahahaha The women like your crookedness.

Digital_Ice
06-07-2006, 06:16 PM
http://www.blackparadox.co.uk/personal/Image2.jpg


and yes... that was drawn im msn. with a mouse. by mandy

Mandy
06-07-2006, 06:17 PM
What can I say? All I need is one hand.

runangl
06-07-2006, 06:27 PM
dude you guys need to put a NSFW header on this thread. not that i don't love your lovely drawings haha, but i totally opened this up at work...

oops? oh well. haha

Digital_Ice
06-07-2006, 06:30 PM
hreh!

Mandy
06-07-2006, 06:31 PM
LMAO I didn't think about that. I figured since it was the unmoderated forum it wouldn't matter. Sorreh!

Mandy
07-07-2006, 11:27 PM
HAH.

Mandy - ARGHwtf. moving sucks. says:
retardate
Well....I mean, I DO have a cock...it pales in comparison to yours though says:
lol
Mandy - ARGHwtf. moving sucks. says:
i mean come one
Well....I mean, I DO have a cock...it pales in comparison to yours though says:
that made me laugh
Mandy - ARGHwtf. moving sucks. says:
on*
Well....I mean, I DO have a cock...it pales in comparison to yours though says:
HAHAHA
Mandy - ARGHwtf. moving sucks. says:
yeah
Mandy - ARGHwtf. moving sucks. says:
same
Well....I mean, I DO have a cock...it pales in comparison to yours though says:
proof
Well....I mean, I DO have a cock...it pales in comparison to yours though says:
come one?
Well....I mean, I DO have a cock...it pales in comparison to yours though says:
you retardate

Digital_Ice
07-07-2006, 11:29 PM
:icon_err:

Mandy
07-07-2006, 11:39 PM
.......You actually got away with posting such a short message?

Hazzle
07-07-2006, 11:41 PM
Y, yhd.

Mandy
07-07-2006, 11:43 PM
I actually know what you said there. CRAZY! Maybe I'm not so retardate.

Hazzle
08-07-2006, 12:17 AM
It wasn't a code dear :p

This is the bit before that:

Well....I mean, I DO have a cock...it pales in comparison to yours though says:
If Meathead wasn't such a cunt, I wouldn't rip into him
Mandy - ARGHwtf. moving sucks says:
lol I think it's funny when he attempts to insult
Mandy - ARGHwtf. moving sucks. says:
like
Well....I mean, I DO have a cock...it pales in comparison to yours though says:
I've never ripped into Pete for his English, or anyone else for that matter.
Mandy - ARGHwtf. moving sucks. says:
it makes me laugh more than fires me up
Well....I mean, I DO have a cock...it pales in comparison to yours though says:
yeah, exactly

(Not funny but I thought it necessary since it's been viewed that I'm being hostile towards Meathead)

Pygmalion
11-07-2006, 03:32 AM
Its pretty long but well worth it I reckon


Chris says:
go to bed u guys!
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
but erin just cant get enough of me
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
hahahahahaha
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
hahahha
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
oh baby
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
mmm u like that dontcha
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
hey chris ur looking a little green today. are u ok?
Chris says:
eh?
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
hahahaha
Chris says:
a little green?
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
mm chris what are u wearing
Chris says:
my pj's
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
hahahahahahahahaha
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
are they all tight and shit
Chris says:
nah heaps loose
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
thats ok... i guess....
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
nah loose means easy access
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
*eyes lighten up
Chris says:
god
Chris says:
this is so wrong
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
HAHAHAHHA
Chris says:
GO TO SLEEP
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
never!
Chris says:
lol
Chris says:
godamn u gurls are fucked
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
you know it baby
Chris says:
u guys should shag already
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
excuse me chris we're just really good friends
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
theres no physical attraction here at all
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
none
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
nope
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
erin? dont u agree?
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
oh yes
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
definitely
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
plus we've shagged already
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
wasn't that good to be honest
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
oh yeh
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
i thoguht we were keeping it a secret stud
Chris says:
im gonna fucking get nightmares
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
but you were there as well!
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
you filmed the whole thing
Chris says:
fucking hell i'm sick of it
Chris says:
god i would die if i moved out with u two
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
but u know ive always had a crush on you chris
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
omg chris ur even greener than before
Chris says:
im not fucking green
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
ims ure thats green i see
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
hey chris what are u doing
Chris says:
studying
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
at ur state?
Chris says:
yeh
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
wow... sick and all, still studying...
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
what you sick with?
Chris says:
im not sick
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
its making u green
Chris says:
IM NOT FUCKING GREEN
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
wow, u sure look green to me.
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
do that thing you did last ngiht
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
with the grapefruit
Chris says:
huh
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
yeh i think i might
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
hey chris do u want to see what i can do with a grapefruit
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
its very impressive
Chris says:
sure
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
trust me
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
ok as soon as u take a dump on my chest
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
shits all over the pineaple thing
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
and piss in my mouth
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
chris
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
chrisssssssssssssss
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
chris
its not incest if you scream my name when you MASTURBATE says:
do speak any other languages?

Chris has left the conversation.

Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
well
Its not incest if you pull your underwear to the side says:
THAT WAS RUDE

Pygmalion
11-07-2006, 03:52 AM
ooh ooh! Got another one!


For the times, they are a changin' says:
today was funny. court rang me and 5 minutes after we finished talking jaime called
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
hahahahahaha how awkward
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
was it better talking to jaime... did she actually talk?
For the times, they are a changin' says:
haha yeah
For the times, they are a changin' says:
she's been calling me every day for the past few days
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
thats nice she must miss ur poon
For the times, they are a changin' says:
hahahaha maybe
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
def
For the times, they are a changin' says:
and how would you know?
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
and ur head
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
and u
For the times, they are a changin' says:
hahahahaha
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
she told me
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
she calls me too
For the times, they are a changin' says:
hahahahaha
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
and says dam i mss erins massive poon
For the times, they are a changin' says:
yeah i need to get huge pants my poons so big
For the times, they are a changin' says:
thats a biig smile
For the times, they are a changin' says:
is what most girls say when they see it
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
hahahahahahahaaahahahhaah
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
thats me
For the times, they are a changin' says:
hahaha are you like fucking a bowl of water?
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
yup
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
like fucking the ocean
For the times, they are a changin' says:
and thats the way i like it
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
im ocean gurl
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
excellent
For the times, they are a changin' says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
For the times, they are a changin' says:
ocean girl
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
my juice would be easy to get being an ocean and all
For the times, they are a changin' says:
hahahahahahahaha
For the times, they are a changin' says:
'do you have fishies swimming around in there?
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
yeah and turtles
For the times, they are a changin' says:
what about sharks?
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
yup and octopussys
For the times, they are a changin' says:
hahahahahaha they have to be hammerhead sharks
For the times, they are a changin' says:
for sexual pleasure
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
hahahaa
For the times, they are a changin' says:
you really don't need to get pooned with everything going on in yours
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
no thats why i havent been in ages
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
i just dont need it with all the hamerheads up there
For the times, they are a changin' says:
thats right
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
i have those sucker fish cleaning the walls every month
For the times, they are a changin' says:
hahahahahahahahaa!
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
its all pleasurable
For the times, they are a changin' says:
hahahaha
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
next week i will get a picture of rebecca (hot child who im gunna tap)
For the times, they are a changin' says:
yessss you better
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
and it will be my space background
For the times, they are a changin' says:
hahaha
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
she works in my area
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
i should just ask her out
For the times, they are a changin' says:
yes
For the times, they are a changin' says:
but where?
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
in my bath tub
For the times, they are a changin' says:
hahahahahahahahahaha
For the times, they are a changin' says:
ohh yes
For the times, they are a changin' says:
well your poons an ocean she can just go in there
Take it out of pedy cash, you cant put a price on humour!! says:
haahahahhahahahahaahah she certanly can go in there

Digital_Ice
15-05-2007, 02:50 PM
Digital_Ice says:
where the hell has jet been
Digital_Ice says:
ranman has missed you
jet // shokotan = cat-eater says:
he's been screwing some lesbian, he's got better things to care about :P

michael22
15-05-2007, 10:22 PM
I should have saved the msn conversations with Julia

Digital_Ice
31-05-2007, 09:06 PM
Leonie says:
it's not dirty
Leonie says:
there is just stuff in there still

ah nothing like out of context quotes for euphemistic value

Leonie
31-05-2007, 09:27 PM
Leonie says:
it's not dirty
Leonie says:
there is just stuff in there still

ah nothing like out of context quotes for euphemistic value
The fact that you think that has euphemistic value says more about you than that quote says about me :P

I was talking about my fridge, of course. I need to clean it out cause I move out of my appartment tomorrow, and the fridge belongs to the housing company.

Porcelain_Doll
31-05-2007, 09:34 PM
Leonie says:
it's not dirty
Leonie says:
there is just stuff in there still

ah nothing like out of context quotes for euphemistic value

don't make me use our convos against you....:p

Digital_Ice
31-05-2007, 09:38 PM
dont make me abuse my admin powers :p

Porcelain_Doll
31-05-2007, 10:16 PM
*raises a nasty left eyebrow*

My title says it all....yours...erm, is slightly silly :p

Mandy
31-05-2007, 10:28 PM
*raises a nasty left eyebrow*

My title says it all....yours...erm, is slightly silly :p

She has a point.

The only blackmail anything I have is Baz drunk on cam. I can't find any use for them though.

Digital_Ice
06-06-2007, 12:33 AM
hazzle worries me sometimes;

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, and don't put up with people that are reckless with yours. says:
I love you
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, and don't put up with people that are reckless with yours. says:
in an entirely non-gay way
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, and don't put up with people that are reckless with yours. says:
but I love you

Digital_Ice
06-06-2007, 01:05 AM
Digital_Ice says:
right
Digital_Ice says:
bed
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, and don't put up with people that are reckless with yours. says:
night
Digital_Ice says:
i have a drinking lesson tomorrow
Digital_Ice says:
wtf?!?!?!
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, and don't put up with people that are reckless with yours. says:
lol
Digital_Ice says:
freudian slip
Digital_Ice says:
*driving
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, and don't put up with people that are reckless with yours. says:
HAHAHAHAHA
Digital_Ice says:
that really isnt a good sign!

Hazzle
06-06-2007, 01:52 AM
hazzle worries me sometimes;

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, and don't put up with people that are reckless with yours. says:
I love you
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, and don't put up with people that are reckless with yours. says:
in an entirely non-gay way
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, and don't put up with people that are reckless with yours. says:
but I love you

I love people who go ape-shit on newbies. However I don't love moobs.

Pygmalion
13-06-2007, 10:20 AM
I've become a full-fledged nerd by playing SWKOTOR and I asked my nerd friend about the perks.

Call me Fluorescent! says:
I feel better now I've embraced the darkness of being a nerd
Nick says:
it gets easier the further down the dark path you are
Call me Fluorescent! says:
hahaha
Call me Fluorescent! says:
at the end do i get a light saber?
Call me Fluorescent! says:
or equivalent?
Nick says:
yes
Nick says:
at the end you have a choice
Nick says:
between an authentic lightsaber replica
Nick says:
an anime girl figurine
Call me Fluorescent! says:
zomg I'm pissing myself
Nick says:
or an arwen sword replica
Call me Fluorescent! says:
you can also choose a new keyboard which hasn't got crumbs in it from eating at your comp
Nick says:
or dried sauce

Ranman
03-07-2007, 09:34 AM
[05:21] I'd like to beat the hell out of scooter: watch you doing?
[05:21] (F)jet// wa-wa-wa-wasuremono: reading...?
[05:22] I'd like to beat the hell out of scooter: pornographic stuff?
[05:22] (F)jet// wa-wa-wa-wasuremono: nope
[05:23] I'd like to beat the hell out of scooter: then whats the use for reading?
[05:23] (F)jet// wa-wa-wa-wasuremono: entertainment
[05:24] I'd like to beat the hell out of scooter: so it is porno stuff
[05:24] (F)jet// wa-wa-wa-wasuremono: that's not really entertainment, so much as stimulation..
[05:25] I'd like to beat the hell out of scooter: porn is the best entertainment
[05:27] (F)jet// wa-wa-wa-wasuremono: doesn't really occupy that much tim.
[05:30] I'd like to beat the hell out of scooter: Einstein said time is relative, so I like to watch porno where they pretend to be family
[05:31] (F)jet// wa-wa-wa-wasuremono: what, you're interested in incest?
[05:31] I'd like to beat the hell out of scooter: what else are sisters good for?

Only kidding Jen, I know you might see this

Digital_Ice
03-07-2007, 02:17 PM
oh dear...

Digital_Ice
02-10-2007, 09:14 PM
Mandy says:
I got my old job back
Mandy says:
oh god, I told my mom and she goes "OH PRAISE THE LORD. GOD WANTS YOU BACK TO WORK THERE"
Mandy says:
I went "Mom, it's a casino. I doubt it"

Porcelain_Doll
02-10-2007, 09:27 PM
heh. God's addicted to gambling, everybody knows that. Hope he doesn't choose to stop by Mandy's place, 'cause manipulating those slots/dices made Al Pacino lose his hotel.

Banana Breakfast
02-10-2007, 10:55 PM
(04:32:27 AM) Ronindahonda: asl?
(04:32:54 AM) Allah's Super Secret AIM Name: It's in my profile, super sleuth. Duh.
(04:33:16 AM) Ronindahonda: dont have to be a bith
(04:34:15 AM) Ronindahonda: hello?
(04:35:46 AM) ASSASN: Oh, you wanted a response to that? I thought calling me a bitch was pretty much the end game to that ill-fated attempt at internet courtship. No?
(04:36:09 AM) Ronindahonda: lol im jus playin
(04:36:43 AM) ASSASN: Oh, cool, if calling me names was just a joke...
(04:37:02 AM) Ronindahonda: lol you no babe
(04:37:08 AM) ASSASN: What?
(04:37:14 AM) Ronindahonda: nm
(04:37:38 AM) Ronindahonda: so your 13?
(04:38:29 AM) ASSASN: That's what it says. If I took the effort to lie in the profile, why would I come clean now?
(04:38:43 AM) Ronindahonda: lol your cold
(04:39:29 AM) ASSASN: And you're a putz. Are you going to seduce me or what?
(04:40:44 AM) ASSASN: Guess you're not as into little girls as I'd hoped.
(04:41:23 AM) Ronindahonda: k k.....so you like role playing?
(04:41:35 AM) Ronindahonda: like what
(04:42:55 AM) ASSASN: All kinds of things. Let's pretend you're in jail for statutory, and I'm your big, Black cellmate.
(04:43:09 AM) Ronindahonda: ahhh..naw girl
(04:43:24 AM) ASSASN: Not too wild, are you?
(04:43:52 AM) Ronindahonda: im down an all.....but fag shit? naw
(04:44:32 AM) ASSASN: Ok, how about I'm your mother, and you've been a bad, bad boy?
(04:45:09 AM) Ronindahonda: your fucking sick bitch
(04:45:32 AM) ASSASN: You're the one into 14-year-olds.
(04:45:55 AM) Ronindahonda: you said 13
(04:46:31 AM) ASSASN: That's what concerns you right now? One year
(04:48:07 AM) ASSASN: I'm starting to thing you're gay. A real man wouldn't be stalling like this. Let's get to the sexin', already.
(04:48:24 AM) Ronindahonda: but your into weird shit.....
(04:49:41 AM) ASSASN: And I'm just pointing out that most people would think sexing up a 12-year-old was weirder than my kinks. To each his own. You pick, then
(04:49:44 AM) ASSASN: .
(04:50:32 AM) Ronindahonda: k....how bout your an azn scool girl an im the prinible
(04:51:42 AM) Ronindahonda: sweetheart?
(04:52:02 AM) ASSASN: Sorry, I was shaving my legs.
(04:52:23 AM) ASSASN: Yeah, that'll work...baby.
(04:52:56 AM) Ronindahonda: ahhh.........arnt u a lil young for that.
(04:54:30 AM) Ronindahonda: hello?
(04:54:57 AM) ASSASN: Yeah, actually, you're right. I forgot that I don't shave my legs. What I was actually doing was playing with my Playdough spaghetti factory. Yeah, I don't shave, yet. I'm just wittle. Te-he.
(04:55:19 AM) Ronindahonda: ahh...are you fucking with me?
(04:55:33 AM) ASSASN: No...handsome.
(04:55:50 AM) Ronindahonda: ooooooo....k....
(04:56:55 AM) Ronindahonda: so what about the school girl thing?
(04:57:05 AM) ASSASN: Yeah, sure.
(04:57:48 AM) Ronindahonda: k so your whereing the uniform right.
(04:58:02 AM) ASSASN: Yeah, alright.
(04:59:04 AM) Ronindahonda: k....i come in and youve been bad so I have to spank you
(04:59:36 AM) Ronindahonda: I pull off your pantys but nothing els
(05:00:25 AM) ASSASN: Right?
(05:00:42 AM) Ronindahonda: you have to say stuff to
(05:00:53 AM) ASSASN: I am.
(05:01:01 AM) Ronindahonda: no......
(05:01:27 AM) ASSASN: Yeah, just not to you. I'm talking to my friend, Alli.
(05:01:44 AM) Ronindahonda: that doesnt help me
(05:03:04 AM) ASSASN: No, it would take eight years of Electroshock to help you, sicko.
(05:03:20 AM) ASSASN: Keep going, though, this is really hot.
(05:03:33 AM) Ronindahonda: for you not me.
(05:05:34 AM) Ronindahonda: hello?
(05:05:48 AM) ASSASN: Listen, this little girl fantasy, where I'm a helpless school girl or whatever-the-fuck, your fantasy seems to be entirely submission-based, right?
(05:06:07 AM) Ronindahonda: idk....wtf?
(05:08:22 AM) ASSASN: Well, if the fantasy is that you have all the power, my role is more-or-less marginal, verbally, right? So what does this really require of me? Screaming? Okay: *You just stuffed sock in my mouth, so I can't talk*. Now I'll be talking to Allie.
(05:08:47 AM) Ronindahonda: mmmm.....okay so your not into this?
(05:09:04 AM) ASSASN: I told you it was hot, keep going.
(05:09:46 AM) Ronindahonda: ok so i start licking your little clit
(05:13:00 AM) Ronindahonda: you need to say stuff to
(05:13:27 AM) ASSASN: We went over this, but alright.
(05:13:53 AM) ASSASN: Your buddy Kyle comes up behind you.
(05:14:15 AM) ASSASN: He sees that you're whacking it and he doesn't leave as quickly as he might.
(05:15:19 AM) Ronindahonda: wtf
(05:15:49 AM) ASSASN: Even though the rumors about your microscopic penis have now been confirmed, he's still turned on
(05:16:10 AM) ASSASN: Maybe more turned on, because it's so small it's like a vagina.
(05:16:55 AM) Ronindahonda: this is gay.
(05:17:09 AM) ASSASN: No shit, retard.
(05:17:28 AM) ASSASN: It's called a fantasy.
(05:17:54 AM) Ronindahonda: i thought were doing azn schoolgirl
(05:18:17 AM) ASSASN: So I broke the fourth wall.
(05:19:01 AM) ASSASN: You kept breaking character, so I figured WTF.
(05:19:17 AM) Ronindahonda: ah....no thats not cool
(05:20:38 AM) ASSASN: You need to get over this homophobia so I can get my nut off and hit the sack. I've got work in the morning.
(05:20:51 AM) Ronindahonda: at 13?
(05:21:01 AM) ASSASN: Yeah, sure.
(05:21:30 AM) ASSASN: I work at the puppy factory. Does that make you hot?
(05:21:47 AM) Ronindahonda: wtf? are you a dude
(05:22:15 AM) ASSASN: I'm whatever you need me to be.
(05:22:41 AM) Ronindahonda: FUCKING FAG!!!
(05:23:15 AM) Ronindahonda: iLL CUT YOUR DICK OFF QUEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(05:23:50 AM) ASSASN: Wow, that's some mastered used of the Caps Lock. Really.
(05:24:16 AM) ASSASN: I especially like the shift on the I. Classic
(05:25:20 AM) Ronindahonda: me and my cop brother are you to find you and drag you by your dick to death!!!!!!!
(05:25:32 AM) ASSASN: Doubtful.
(05:25:55 AM) ASSASN: If you were smart, you still couldn't find me.
(05:26:59 AM) Ronindahonda: thats what you think bitch
(05:27:34 AM) ASSASN: Bitch? You're still not convinced I'm a dude, are you? Plus, I think it's probably best not to piss me off, since I have your Myspace address, with all your friends and family, and these transcripts of you trying to cyber with a 13-year-old. Fucking water-head.

Digital_Ice
03-10-2007, 12:10 AM
haahaa, lmfao!

Hazzle
03-10-2007, 11:46 AM
I have finally found a God I can get into. Sorry Ice, you're dumped, my bum-loving is reserved for BB.

hasselbrad
03-10-2007, 01:06 PM
Great. Now I've spit coffee on myself.
:icon_lol:
I bet this tool's Honda has a really big wing and a really loud muffler.

Porcelain_Doll
03-10-2007, 10:15 PM
omfg hahaaaa

that was amazing!!! I loved the whole "we're gonna kill you, queer"....right, 'cause pedophilia is so much better.

Loved it.

Pygmalion
04-10-2007, 01:49 AM
I agree that was amazing!
Whats that show where they bait paedos? You should be on that.

Banana Breakfast
04-10-2007, 03:39 AM
If you guys like that, that was pretty much my hobby, summer of '05. I'll do some more, or dig some up, probably, later.

Mandy
04-10-2007, 04:04 AM
I don't think I posted mine here, did I?? /puzzled. I posted it at np.com and LJ, but not here. Anyhoo:


playersccr (5:25:43 PM): u made my cock ahrd
mingeface94 (5:26:58 PM): will you be my baby?
playersccr (5:27:01 PM): kisses your lips
mingeface94 (5:28:00 PM): do you like to be spanked
mingeface94 (5:28:30 PM): ??
playersccr (5:27:51 PM): sometiems u
mingeface94 (5:28:44 PM): I do the spanking
mingeface94 (5:28:54 PM): I bet you're hungry
mingeface94 (5:29:07 PM): *takes out a nipple*
playersccr (5:29:05 PM): startys suckin goyur nipple as we lay on yuor bed
mingeface94 (5:30:00 PM): *puts nipple on bottle*
mingeface94 (5:30:03 PM): let me feed you
playersccr (5:29:37 PM): ???
mingeface94 (5:30:37 PM): oh sorry
mingeface94 (5:30:46 PM): does baby like formula or real milk?
mingeface94 (5:31:34 PM): baby?
playersccr (5:30:52 PM): b aby want puissy
mingeface94 (5:32:05 PM): I wanna change you now
mingeface94 (5:32:15 PM): I smell poo
mingeface94 (5:33:09 PM): i'm getting so wet
playersccr (5:32:29 PM): i take my pants off and my cock sticks out for u
playersccr (5:32:39 PM): i lay on the bed
mingeface94 (5:33:34 PM): *wipes your bottom and slaps on a fresh diaper*
mingeface94 (5:33:36 PM): all better
mingeface94 (5:33:49 PM): would you like to play patty cake?
mingeface94 (5:34:42 PM): baby are you there?
playersccr (5:34:14 PM): suck my cock mommy
mingeface94 (5:35:17 PM): you are a bad baby
mingeface94 (5:35:22 PM): it's time to spank you
mingeface94 (5:35:40 PM): *puts you over her knee*
mingeface94 (5:36:13 PM): *spanks you until you cry your eyes out*
mingeface94 (5:36:56 PM): Ok, 5 minute timeout for you
mingeface94 (5:37:04 PM): *puts you in crib*
playersccr (5:36:44 PM): this is to weird
mingeface94 (5:37:31 PM): Think about what you did
mingeface94 (5:37:36 PM): oh sorry
mingeface94 (5:37:53 PM): i though you said you'd be my baby
mingeface94 (5:38:12 PM): you lying bastard

JenR
04-10-2007, 04:13 AM
i dont have any funny or interesting IMs, those are usually when im talking to more than one person and i say somthing to the wrong person. Like when my ex would be watching Baseball and i'd ask what the score was by saying "score?" but one time i asked that randomly to some man i was talking to,also at the time, and he thought i was asking him if he got laid that night.

[05:21] I'd like to beat the hell out of scooter: watch you doing?

[05:21] (F)jet// wa-wa-wa-wasuremono: reading...?

[05:22] I'd like to beat the hell out of scooter: pornographic stuff?

[05:22] (F)jet// wa-wa-wa-wasuremono: nope

[05:23] I'd like to beat the hell out of scooter: then whats the use for reading?

[05:23] (F)jet// wa-wa-wa-wasuremono: entertainment

[05:24] I'd like to beat the hell out of scooter: so it is porno stuff

[05:24] (F)jet// wa-wa-wa-wasuremono: that's not really entertainment, so much as stimulation..

[05:25] I'd like to beat the hell out of scooter: porn is the best entertainment

[05:27] (F)jet// wa-wa-wa-wasuremono: doesn't really occupy that much tim.

[05:30] I'd like to beat the hell out of scooter: Einstein said time is relative, so I like to watch porno where they pretend to be family

[05:31] (F)jet// wa-wa-wa-wasuremono: what, you're interested in incest?

[05:31] I'd like to beat the hell out of scooter: what else are sisters good for?



Only kidding Jen, I know you might see this



come again?

Mandy
04-10-2007, 04:21 AM
That post was made on July 3rd....don't think he meant you.

JenR
04-10-2007, 04:33 AM
i was gunna saaaaay, i was like "have we spoken???"
(i didnt think to check the date of the post)

JenR
04-10-2007, 04:54 AM
Not and IM, but this is what insprired my sig:



Jaina:
We should all probably post pics every time we buy something. Allah will let us know if it fits properly & looks good.

[B]Betty[Porcelain_Doll]:
Yay! Great idea. And a great excuse to cut on expenses, too http://natalieportman.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif

JenR:
great! i just bought some new clothes for school today! should i take pictures for you consent, Allah?

Mandy:
Great! I just bought new tits today!...

JenR:
bouncy bouncy, jiggle jiggle.
Betty:
Jesus Christ, Jen, that almost made me pee with laughter! http://natalieportman.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif

JenR:
DAMN!!!!!! i'm seem to have that affect on people. I've heard that, about 3-4 times... one was a shooting a drink out their nose. http://natalieportman.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif
thats cool. That's what i'm here for. I love making people laugh. http://natalieportman.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

Betty:
screw college! go and make a living out of "professional pee causer". People with renal infections will love you http://natalieportman.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif http://natalieportman.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Mandy:
PFFT! Fake tits don't jiggle.

JenR:
bouncy bouncy, sling sling, wobble wobble.

Betty:
omg!!! hahahahaaa

JenR:
clap clap... all right. all this laughing, is making me feel embarrassed. ha!

Mandy:
More like "........puh puh puh" Seriously, the bitches don't move

Betty:
you gotta admit, though, that the "bouncy, bouncy, jiggle, jiggle" should be copyrighted. It kicks seven shades of shit out of pathetic phrases like "that's hot" and "you're FIRED" http://natalieportman.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif


And theres the story behind my sig.

Hazzle
04-10-2007, 12:48 PM
I don't think I posted mine here, did I?? /puzzled. I posted it at np.com and LJ, but not here. Anyhoo:

You did actually, I'm sure, cos I've read that. Unless you told me in MSN or something?

Mandy
04-10-2007, 03:56 PM
I checked, I never posted it here.

(And for the record, I don't have fake tits.)

Hazzle
04-10-2007, 04:51 PM
I checked, I never posted it here.

Ahh. Must've been MSN. I'm sure I've seen it before since you were the one who introduced me to the term "baiting". Still think BB's version was funnier but only because his "victim" was even more of a tool than yours was. The "baby" thing was clever though, and you know I like clever humour.

Porcelain_Doll
04-10-2007, 06:23 PM
ooh, I loved that one, Mandy. Not as good as BB's, but so cool.
I don't have any funny IM quotes. 'Cause I mostly talk to boring people. Why I don't know...

Porcelain_Doll
05-10-2007, 05:42 PM
not the best, but others are...well, erm, not fit for posting.

Since when has "Dutch" been a country? says:
ewww
Since when has "Dutch" been a country? says:
buts
Since when has "Dutch" been a country? says:
haahaa
Since when has "Dutch" been a country? says:
*nuts
ב- Mirror, Mirror says:
Freudian slip!
ב - Mirror, Mirror says:
haha
Since when has "Dutch" been a country? says:
mmm.... arses


I'm worried. :p

Hazzle
06-10-2007, 03:50 PM
I'm worried. :p

I wouldn't be. He went from "ew buts" to "mmm...arses" and nobody said he meant male ones.

Digital_Ice
17-10-2007, 05:02 AM
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this is actually from irc.. but meh.

Porcelain_Doll
22-10-2007, 08:27 PM
bump....

a conversation a little while ago...I offered somebody (now referred to as "Mr. X" [...I'm so original...]) some English lessons...

"Mr. X":
Sure, my english is pretty rusty
"Mr. X":
Wouldn't mind having some practice
Me:
can I slap you when you make mistakes?
"Mr. X":
You can slap me even when im right
Me:
touché!!

He's the only person (apart from Ice) I've said "touché" to more than twice. *shock*

:p

Mandy
22-10-2007, 08:38 PM
Probably wouldn't be an instance where I would actually SAY "touché," but heh.

Digital_Ice
26-10-2007, 09:45 PM
Randy says:
I'll bet you would look great in a uniform

:icon_err: erm, help?

Pygmalion
27-10-2007, 04:09 AM
My sister = Laary J

Laary J says: I had the worst dream last night...
Grooming my high horse says: Oh?
Laary J says: Mum got a job at Kmart
Grooming my high horse says: hahahahahahahaha!
Laary J says: Yeah I dreamt I took my friend Emily to visit her at work and she was in the sporting equipment section re-arranging the hockey sticks and said she was too busy to talk
Laary J says: It was so embarrassing

Ranman
18-12-2007, 09:34 PM
Randy says:
what were you babling about last night? i was in bed and read part of it when i got up to take a peepee
Mike: Your honour, if I may sing a bit of Don't Fear The Reaper says:
? I don't remember
Mike: Your honour, if I may sing a bit of Don't Fear The Reaper says:
what did you read?

Randy says:
i dont remember, thats why i was asking
Mike: Your honour, if I may sing a bit of Don't Fear The Reaper says:
well um sorry if it was insulting
Randy says:
you wouldnt insult me, i would kill you
Mike: Your honour, if I may sing a bit of Don't Fear The Reaper says:
mabye
Mike: Your honour, if I may sing a bit of Don't Fear The Reaper says:
That fate would not be so bad,
Randy says:
making you gag on your own testicles is not so bad?
Mike: Your honour, if I may sing a bit of Don't Fear The Reaper says:
no the death part, but meh
Mike: Your honour, if I may sing a bit of Don't Fear The Reaper says:
I am surprised though liam only has a inch and forty pounds on me, I might be able to last longer than three seconds in a fight
Mike: Your honour, if I may sing a bit of Don't Fear The Reaper says:
actually he does not even have the inch according to my license
Randy says:
doubt it
Mike: Your honour, if I may sing a bit of Don't Fear The Reaper says:
true he is rather godlike

Digital_Ice
09-01-2008, 08:42 PM
Leonie says:
your dirty when you're trying to be a smartarse

(Out of context puns FTW)

GoPre
17-01-2008, 06:54 AM
Heres some good ones from today with my ex-girlfriend that can't take a hint and won't leave me alone-

her: i'm not asking you to love me back in the way i feel for you or the way you used to. but someday i hope you can respect me
me: if it happens it wont be for a long while
me: and the reason will be because i'll have alzheimer's and wont remember why i was mad at you in the first place

her: fine
her: do you have anything else to say about any of this?
me: omgwtfbbq

Digital_Ice
05-02-2008, 10:32 PM
Darth Iceous says:
so hows you today?

Mandy says:
i'm god

Mandy says:
err

Mandy says:
good

Mandy says:
not quite god yet