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Klown
27-06-2006, 10:35 PM
Now I heard in IRC from a few fellows that Keira has visited and/or regulary visits these boards. Not wanting to bother Baz about this, I thought I would bother the common forum folk. Got any Proof?

barrington
27-06-2006, 11:17 PM
Keira says hi.

kingdumbass
28-06-2006, 12:48 AM
Well then, tell her "Hi" back....

mehrdad368
28-06-2006, 04:22 PM
Now I heard in IRC from a few fellows that Keira has visited and/or regulary visits these boards. Not wanting to bother Baz about this, I thought I would bother the common forum folk. Got any Proof?
No,no,no.Be sure.Don't make mistake like me.

Keira Knightley
28-06-2006, 05:02 PM
I probably should, like God, offer proof of my existence.

Hi.

hasselbrad
28-06-2006, 05:07 PM
Will this "proof" be like a water in to wine thing?
Or...water into Guinness? If so, I'm so in.

:p

Ranman
28-06-2006, 05:08 PM
Sorry Keira for the other day in the IRC

See i told you she visits Charlie

kingdumbass
28-06-2006, 05:57 PM
Now that's interesting....

michael22
28-06-2006, 06:12 PM
paul might be upset that he got your birthday wrong though.......and sorry for the ripping off of the face in irc I thought you were a penquin.....

Jacoby
28-06-2006, 07:49 PM
What the hell?

http://www.kkwavefront.org/forums/tag_keira.gif
How come Keira gets that cool tag, and I don't?!

Ranman
28-06-2006, 07:52 PM
Because no one loves you Jake

( and your penis is bigger than the rest of ours)

Foeni
28-06-2006, 07:53 PM
No,no,no.Be sure.Don't make mistake like me.
Hreh, you just picked the wrong Keira.

Klown
28-06-2006, 08:04 PM
Well frankly I 'm stunned. I thought you lot were a bunch of lying bastards. This makes me a more trusting person...

Hi Keira, you should visit more often. Also, did you ever ghost in IRC?

calereneau
28-06-2006, 08:07 PM
Because no one loves you Jake

( and your penis is bigger than the rest of ours)

Everyone loves Jake...Especially Keira.

blahblahbubbles
28-06-2006, 09:11 PM
Well, not to seem like a complete dumbass :wave: but I'm utterly confused ...

runangl
28-06-2006, 09:30 PM
it's okay.. you'll get used to it.

they're always confusing me?

i'm just wondering if it really IS keira, or just some agent. =D

Ranman
28-06-2006, 09:35 PM
Everyone loves Jake...Especially Keira.

she only loves him for that thing he ties around his neck
and pretends its a tie

blahblahbubbles
28-06-2006, 09:43 PM
:icon_jaw: :icon_poke hehehe...

Mandy
28-06-2006, 09:44 PM
Someone's LOVING the smilies.

kingdumbass
28-06-2006, 10:00 PM
Well, either that really IS Keira, or Barrington is playing a prank here....
Of course, I would have a hard time believing that the real KeiraK would actually read this silliness, let alone post here. I mean, only a total LOSER hangs out on a celebrity forum! EEEwww!

Arbery
28-06-2006, 11:33 PM
hmmm, i'm confused by that post, if it is Keira and she does read this board...then...well...HI! :o keep up all the amazing work, good luck for everything that goes your way in the future...and i might possibly write a song for you...depends how i feel! :icon_razz and it depends if i can send it up to your agency along with a photo for you to sign for me :o

DanMan
29-06-2006, 01:06 AM
Hmmm doubting Thomas here...but interesting all the same.:icon_conf

Jacoby
29-06-2006, 01:26 AM
Are you guys serious!?


How could it NOT be Keira?

I mean
http://www.kkwavefront.org/forums/tag_keira.gif ...Duh-Uhhhhhh.

runangl
29-06-2006, 06:18 AM
Well... Bazzle could be playing a pretty kick ass prank on us. I for one wouldn't put it past the kitten killer.

Digital_Ice
29-06-2006, 06:22 AM
i'm sure baz has better things to do than impersonate miss knightley.

Swordsman
29-06-2006, 07:13 AM
I wouldn't be too surprised if she knew this site existed or checked out some stuff here every now and then. I would be surprised if she actually did make an account. I'm not too sure why though.

kingdumbass
29-06-2006, 07:37 AM
Earlier today, her profile said that she registered about a year ago....
It also said that she has 15 posts. What happened to them?

Ardnax
29-06-2006, 08:35 AM
Hi Keira, I feel sorry for you that you read the shit that is posted here :icon_razz

runangl
29-06-2006, 08:43 AM
Earlier today, her profile said that she registered about a year ago....
It also said that she has 15 posts. What happened to them?

Gone away with dead threads most likely.

kingdumbass
29-06-2006, 09:03 AM
Hi Keira, I feel sorry for you that you read the shit that is posted here :icon_razz

I was thinking the same thing, actually....
But then again, the relatively mild criticisms she reads here could just toughen her up for the REALLY nasty attacks that come from people who are even bigger assholes than we are.

So, Keira K -- if that really is you, try not to pay too much mind to the bullshit. We wouldn't be here if we didn't like you.

Oh, and I thought you rocked in Domino.

Arbery
29-06-2006, 10:17 AM
Are you guys serious!?


How could it NOT be Keira?

I mean
http://www.kkwavefront.org/forums/tag_keira.gif ...Duh-Uhhhhhh.

True dat True dat! To be fair, it prolly is her...

Birthday:
March 26, 1985 How did you arrive at KKW?:
My Mum made me do it

but the birthday is wrong...

DanMan
29-06-2006, 11:14 AM
Ummm...I think that is the correct birthday. There are incorrect dates listed on some sites.:icon_err:

Arbery
29-06-2006, 11:32 AM
Ummm...I think that is the correct birthday. There are incorrect dates listed on some sites.:icon_err:

but on her biog thing on the KK site it says:

Keira was born to Will Knightley (also an actor) and Sharman MacDonald (actor-turned-playwright) on the 22nd of March, 1985.

mehrdad368
29-06-2006, 01:36 PM
Hreh, you just picked the wrong Keira.
:icon_conf really?

Foeni
29-06-2006, 03:33 PM
Yes, you picked Hazzle's Keira account...

calereneau
29-06-2006, 03:50 PM
I think the fact that "Keira Knightley" posted on this thread about 20 minutes after it was started is enough proof that that's probably not her. I'm sure she'll stop by occasionally, but come on....an account? I think not. At least not with her own name.

My personal opinion is that Duckula is Keira, and he's been pulling the wool over our eyes for the last 4 years.

When you see him in person...well....look for a zipper.

Hazzle
29-06-2006, 04:09 PM
I've met Ducks and I concur that his gender is open to question.

KaBeth
29-06-2006, 05:45 PM
Does it really matter? Um I'm thinking no

Jacoby
29-06-2006, 06:15 PM
Yar. I was actually joking. I am cynical about the whole situation.

But don't let me stop your fun!

mehrdad368
29-06-2006, 06:43 PM
Yes, you picked Hazzle's Keira account...
I know that was haz.I'm just not sure about real keira.is it real one?

I've
29-06-2006, 08:21 PM
Which do you think, is Keira's real account ?

Kind Regards, I've

runangl
29-06-2006, 08:34 PM
D.) none of the above.

always a good choice on a multiple choice test.

Arbery
29-06-2006, 10:19 PM
D.) none of the above.

always a good choice on a multiple choice test.

agreed

Juliamariskamadadh
29-06-2006, 10:34 PM
Highly doubt it! Your all just too embarassing.

Hazzle
29-06-2006, 11:56 PM
Oh you disbelievers...

Baz has met Keira, why wouldn't she post on here?

seventhson
30-06-2006, 02:15 AM
Because no one loves you Jake




Hold on a minute, I'm the one who cannot be loved...& a hole where my heart used to be to prove it.

Arbery
30-06-2006, 10:53 AM
Oh you disbelievers...

Baz has met Keira, why wouldn't she post on here?

...cause shes a very busy girl?

calereneau
30-06-2006, 12:00 PM
...because we're creepy?

Juliamariskamadadh
30-06-2006, 12:12 PM
Love Lucky Charms!:)

I've
30-06-2006, 12:51 PM
...cause shes a very busy girl?

Word up!

kingdumbass
30-06-2006, 12:55 PM
I think it would be funny if she started posting here all of the time, engaging in profane and insulting flame wars with us....
What if she violated the Terms of Service? Would the mods do anything about it? Suppose she started posting links to all sorts of really sick porn. Or spammed the board with links to online casinos. What if she became a troll on her own message board?

That would be awesome.

Digital_Ice
30-06-2006, 12:56 PM
Word up!
oh dear god... you didnt....


I think it would be funny if she started posting here all of the time, engaging in profane and insulting flame wars with us....
What if she violated the Terms of Service? Would the mods do anything about it? Suppose she started posting links to all sorts of really sick porn. Or spammed the board with links to online casinos. What if she became a troll on her own message board?

That would be awesome.
we'd have no hesitation in banning her....
:p

Hazzle
30-06-2006, 01:19 PM
So? We're all busy! We all manage to be sad enough to post on here.

It's not like she's got a million posts or anything. If you were famous, wouldn't you want to hear what people say about you?

And what Ice said. Word up?! Can we ban people who say "Word up" Ice?

Digital_Ice
30-06-2006, 01:26 PM
unfortunately not

Hazzle
30-06-2006, 01:32 PM
unfortunately not

It's the Devil's work.

Arbery
30-06-2006, 02:03 PM
So? We're all busy! We all manage to be sad enough to post on here.

It's not like she's got a million posts or anything. If you were famous, wouldn't you want to hear what people say about you?

And what Ice said. Word up?! Can we ban people who say "Word up" Ice?

well yea i know we're all busy...but still, she has a very different lifestyle to all of us i guess, unless other people here are famous. I'd certainly like to see what people say about me...but thats reading...not posting. Meh, at the end of the day, if she posts here she posts here, if she dont, she dont...i ain't really bothered!

And i think 'word up' should be banned...as Haz said...its the devils work...but i'll add...the devils work but worse!

Jacoby
30-06-2006, 03:51 PM
I think it would be funny if she started posting here all of the time, engaging in profane and insulting flame wars with us....
What if she violated the Terms of Service? Would the mods do anything about it? Suppose she started posting links to all sorts of really sick porn. Or spammed the board with links to online casinos. What if she became a troll on her own message board?

That would be awesome.

That sounds like a very lame episode of the new Twilight Zone shows. It'd be funny, though.


Can I use "Word 'em up!"? Please. I use it on occasion, when the time is right.

Digital_Ice
30-06-2006, 04:05 PM
no...

calereneau
30-06-2006, 05:06 PM
I matter. And I say yes.

runangl
30-06-2006, 07:54 PM
Suppose she started posting links to all sorts of really sick porn.

That would be awesome.
no... see i think that's just your sick fantasy.

keira giving you porn

Klown
30-06-2006, 08:18 PM
no... see i think that's just your sick fantasy.

keira giving you porn

I'd take it if she was in the porn.

I've
30-06-2006, 11:09 PM
I'm sorry, if I did/said something libellous.

I thought, "Word Up" has the same meaning as "True that" or something like that.

But I beg for pardon and apologize for my behaviour.



Kind Regards

calereneau
30-06-2006, 11:16 PM
No, it's ok. We're all arseholes!

Just don't let it happen again.

I've
30-06-2006, 11:26 PM
No, it's ok. We're all arseholes!

Just don't let it happen again.

Okay, sure.

Swordsman
30-06-2006, 11:32 PM
If Keira gave me porn, or Kingdumbass, it'd be the most dignified exchange of porn ever.

Hazzle
01-07-2006, 01:30 AM
I'd take it if she was in the porn.

True that, though I'd prefer to MAKE porn with her.

Jacoby
01-07-2006, 05:49 AM
True that, though I'd prefer to MAKE porn with her.

You'd prefer, pressing data to a DVD? In a confined space, like a migrant. I guess it would be cool if Keira was there. You could chat.

Swordsman
01-07-2006, 06:07 AM
You'd prefer, pressing data to a DVD? In a confined space, like a migrant. I guess it would be cool if Keira was there. You could chat.

Oh man... that's....that's really nerdy Jake.

Arbery
01-07-2006, 10:19 AM
Oh man... that's....that's really nerdy Jake.

i thought that was a pretty good post, a lot of thought went into it haha!

Hazzle
01-07-2006, 01:32 PM
Yes, yes I would Jake.

After MAKING the porn, obviously. Home-made is so much better.

Juliamariskamadadh
01-07-2006, 01:39 PM
Are nude polaroids considered porn?

Digital_Ice
01-07-2006, 01:44 PM
yes, look it up in a dictionary

Hazzle
01-07-2006, 01:48 PM
Are nude polaroids considered porn?

Yes, yes they are. Care to share? Or what Ice said.

Juliamariskamadadh
01-07-2006, 01:50 PM
I feel so violated

Hazzle
01-07-2006, 01:57 PM
I feel so violated

You can't have been THAT violated. Ran has a needle dick.

Juliamariskamadadh
01-07-2006, 02:05 PM
Do i need a sex therapist?

Digital_Ice
01-07-2006, 02:06 PM
hang on, i'll go fetch him.

deviljet88
01-07-2006, 02:09 PM
My door's always open Julie ^_^ What seems to be the trouble? Is it Mike again?

Juliamariskamadadh
01-07-2006, 02:10 PM
My sister dried humped me once by surprize when i was little..(no joke)

Digital_Ice
01-07-2006, 02:10 PM
so... anyway... anyone remember the threads topic?

Klown
01-07-2006, 03:06 PM
The topic is porn.

Bullitt
03-07-2006, 06:43 PM
What does IRC mean, and I doubt that she does go to these fourms or the other fourms that you all talk about.

Ranman
03-07-2006, 07:06 PM
IRC is where the GOD Digital_Ice rules

This is one of the oldest keira sites, It was around before
Keira hit the big time. Why would it be such a surprise
that she visit's here to see what her fans are saying

Bullitt
03-07-2006, 07:26 PM
sorry

gotasmoke
03-07-2006, 07:48 PM
I hope it was her.....

I was in London over the weekend, didn't manage to see Keira tho. I did get a pic of me next to her DMC poster in the underground tho.

runangl
03-07-2006, 08:53 PM
Well I mean I'm not dissing the site or anything, but I mean don't you think she's alittle busy? Why wouldn't she respond, and why can't you actually send her a letter, that she'll actually read in the mail I mean. You should have a place then, if it is really her where she can write in a blog or something, like a journal entry type thing. To give shout outs, or updates in her movie career or something like that.

that my friend, is what her agents are for. they read the fan mail, take out all the scary stalker stuff and anything that might explode or in any way hurt her delicate thin body. i'm sure she does in fact have her own mail, but its not anything normal people can access or find out about. and even if you were to find out about it, you shouldn't post it on here b/c that's wrong and against KKW policy.

thank you, and goodnight.

Bullitt
03-07-2006, 10:27 PM
sorry

Digital_Ice
04-07-2006, 12:58 AM
shut up! shut up! shut up! shut up! shut up! shut up! shut up! shut up!

argh. you're posting the same thing over and over again, on every slightly related thread you can find!!!

argh!!!!!

enough already, we get the idea.

You, like all the other crazed fan boys (and girls) are madly in love with keira, and yes, its not fair that you cant harras her directly, meet her, date her, kiss her, or anything else your sordid minds want to do... but whining on about it wont help.

/rant

Mandy
04-07-2006, 01:06 AM
I agree with Ice, stop posting the same shit. Typical n00b behaviour. And no one likes that.

Bullitt
04-07-2006, 03:35 AM
But really can anyone tell me who Paul is, and how the hell he seems to know everything about Keira and her family? I mean is that how she "gets on" the fourms here because he told/asked her?

Sorry guys I just was interested in what she had written in the notes. I know I was never going to meet her or be her boyfriend. I do live in the real world.
Again Sorryhttp://www.kkwavefront.org/forums/images/smilies/icon_redface.gif http://www.kkwavefront.org/forums/images/smilies/icon_redface.gif

Mandy
04-07-2006, 03:50 AM
Oh. My. God.

Bullitt
04-07-2006, 03:57 AM
What who the hell is Paul, I've seen some of his posts I'm just interested in who the hell, and what the hell he does. Jesus.

Then I apoligize for asking about fanmail shit. Jesus people you take this shit to personally, like your so superior or something.

Christ

kingdumbass
04-07-2006, 04:01 AM
Paul is the guy who runs www.keiraweb.com (http://www.keiraweb.com) ....
It's the best site for information regarding Keira K on the web. Does he know her personally? I don't think so.

Now calm down.

Bullitt
04-07-2006, 04:07 AM
well he said somewhere that Keira got your guys Christmas card, and that you guys won't send one this year because she doing something but he can't say.
Her mom said she appretiated it, and that she would read it/them later...
And people need to stop giving me shit about this fanmail. Anyway I think there was some other things, like where she lived or something I forget.

Mandy
04-07-2006, 04:10 AM
And people need to stop giving me shit about this fanmail.

Yeah it's just that it's the only thing you've posted about, and you post about it in several different threads. Just kind of getting old.

Bullitt
04-07-2006, 04:19 AM
well they were different questions/requests from different people. Like when the FUCK did barrington see her, and crap like that. But it seems no one posts back to my questions directly so I kind of change them or do something to get more of a responce. And how do you know Keira actually comes to the fourms and it's not an admin just FUCKING with you guys?

"It won't be worthwhile sending fanmail to the LA addresses now, as she's in the Nevada desert and Las Vegas, and Domino is due to wrap pretty soon anyway. The Pirates sequels are not due to start until the end of Feb at the earliest, so the London address should be good for the next few months.

Yes, Keira did receive last year's Christmas messages which you sent to me. Her mother received them while Keira was out of the country. If I remember right, she said it was a "very thoughtful thing to do" and that Keira would love to read them when she got back.

After speaking with her agent yesterday, I have decided not to do the same kind of thing this year. I was told of Keira's plans for Christmas, which I hope you won't mind me not disclosing, for security and privacy reasons - at least until the New Year. You never know who reads these forums for info on celebrities' whereabouts etc.

Paul"

This is the shit why I'm asking about Paul because he can talk with her agent and her mother and all that other type of shit. OK you want to know why. I have questions, I haven't had too many answered, so I was asking around. Thats all.
I'm done ranting on and Mandy, you seem nice.:)
Thanks for all your guys insight and wisdom in this matter.

Swordsman
04-07-2006, 04:39 AM
Then why didn't you send a private message or something? Now this thread is just stupider than it was before.

Mandy
04-07-2006, 04:42 AM
I seem nice? That wasn't my intention.

Bullitt
04-07-2006, 04:44 AM
well my intention wasn't to piss people off, but crap sometimes just happens, and it's out of your control.

Hazzle
04-07-2006, 04:36 PM
It's the beginning of the end. Wait for DMC to come out...