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hasselbrad
26-06-2006, 09:49 PM
Kid in Singapore jumps to his death because he thought his genitals were too small. Linky-winky. (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?from=rss_Asia&set_id=1&click_id=126&art_id=qw1145412720913R131)

Liam
26-06-2006, 09:51 PM
I call it natural selection. Same with hoons that car surf and crack their heads, same with fuckwits who drink and drive, same with people who stick needles in their arms.

The gene pool is better off without them.

Foeni
26-06-2006, 09:54 PM
Holy crap.

acliff
26-06-2006, 10:01 PM
A slightly different wow:

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/17544/World_s_2nd_Richest_Man_Gives_44_Billion_To_Charit y

Hazzle
26-06-2006, 10:06 PM
I heard it was $37 billion and he was keeping $7 billion.

deviljet88
27-06-2006, 02:04 AM
He had a girlfriend who didn't complain? What a fuckwit.

And gg for the billionaire definitely.

Jacoby
27-06-2006, 02:22 AM
I actually have the exact opposite problem. I'm suicidal because I'm so well endowed. I'm thinking about hanging myself . . . with my own penis.

Klown
27-06-2006, 02:26 AM
What a Klown, He should have known you can get surgery for that and also enzyte.

Sundance
27-06-2006, 02:36 AM
I actually have the exact opposite problem. I'm suicidal because I'm so well endowed. I'm thinking about hanging myself . . . with my own penis.

You might consider choking yourself by shoving it down your own throat.

runangl
27-06-2006, 03:07 AM
no... i think he might enjoy that a bit too much.

oh the poor asians. thank God i'm half. best of both worlds??

ironic that my asian half is from Singapore.

Jacoby
27-06-2006, 03:08 AM
You might consider choking yourself by shoving it down your own throat.

But that would involve taking it out of your ass.

calereneau
27-06-2006, 03:21 AM
The single-funniest thing I've ever read in my life!! Thanks jake.

Sundance
27-06-2006, 03:23 AM
But that would involve taking it out of your ass.

That's not my ass, you big-dicked brute. You managed to stick it up your own!

Swordsman
27-06-2006, 03:47 AM
That's not my ass, you big-dicked brute. You managed to stick it up your own!

Sundance is mad that he can't call himself a "big-dicked brute".

Sundance
27-06-2006, 03:50 AM
Swordsman's mad because he doesn't know what "Brute" means.

The "sophmores" haven't gotten to JULIUS CAESAR yet.

Swordsman
27-06-2006, 06:18 AM
You're still...you're still talking about that, eh? Yeah we talked about Ceaser, not Herod the great...sorry, i guess?

The kid should've just learned how to use it. He even has a woman, this is just stupid now that i've read further.

Digital_Ice
27-06-2006, 10:20 AM
for fucks sake guys. this forum is getting just as bad as IRC. every thread gets derailed by one or two of the same 5 people. and its always a flaming match involving as many sexually orientated insults as possible. grow up.

Kriv
27-06-2006, 10:40 AM
lol, this little quarrel is too funny. this is why we need more scripted televison and less reality tv

kingdumbass
27-06-2006, 10:43 AM
You might consider choking yourself by shoving it down your own throat.

If I could get my own penis into my throat, I'd have a good reason to keep living....

acliff
27-06-2006, 11:06 AM
I love conflict probably to an unhealthy level, but some of you lot are just not funny. Don't make me go old skool on your arse. And I don't mean in the way it excites you Sundance.
I will wield the ban/lock stick once again!

If you make me laugh inappropriately at work like Jacoby has done, then thats fine (not for my employers, but for you). If I get irritated by your crap to the extent I begin to question my sanity, I may chose to do the only humane thing and bludgeon you to death.