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Sundance
22-06-2006, 03:17 AM
A deserted island, some bottles of rum, and this luscious daughter of Eve...
... paradise on earth.

Your thoughts?

Jacoby
22-06-2006, 06:07 AM
I think she would get it.

Swordsman
22-06-2006, 06:10 AM
The daughter of Eve is not as good looking as thought she would be.

mehrdad368
22-06-2006, 07:15 AM
Eve didn't had any daughter.she just had two son.

Hazzle
22-06-2006, 08:06 AM
Not the best picture of her but I'm with you mate, fucking stunning. My girlfriend doesn't think so but then she wouldn't.

http://tinyurl.com/ppgu9 NSFW

Try any of the sites on here (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=keeley+hazell&spell=1).

Or take a look at this (http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&safe=off&sa=N&resnum=0&q=keeley+hazell&spell=1&tab=wi) .

acliff
22-06-2006, 09:35 AM
She has lovely breasts.

However, if you hear her speak, she sounds quite common, but that was to be expected.

Hazzle
22-06-2006, 09:55 AM
She has lovely breasts.

However, if you hear her speak, she sounds quite common, but that was to be expected.

Yeah, that and her attraction to Joe Cole are the only really worrying things about her. She's from Bromley, isn't she? Would explain a lot...

Everyone goes on about her breasts, and it's understandable, but she has a great arse and a great pair of pins too. She's got a pretty nice face too.

Didn't she also come second to Keira in the FHM 100 Sexiest Women poll this year?

She's also clearly already decided to be my wife. Keeley Hazzle. What? Oh.

iximisspiggyixi
22-06-2006, 10:40 AM
Haz, your girlfriend is a smart girl.

I think she's beyond hideous. Nice stomach/legs, yes, but her tits are just GROSS. And her face is ordinary, there are alot of girls who look like that. Plus she looks like she has bad teeth.

Plus I really just don't see the appeal in constantly prancing around without a top on. I know her boobs are big, but honestly, they're icky. Put them away.

acliff
22-06-2006, 10:59 AM
Haz, your girlfriend is a smart girl.

I think she's beyond hideous. Nice stomach/legs, yes, but her tits are just GROSS. And her face is ordinary, there are alot of girls who look like that. Plus she looks like she has bad teeth.

Plus I really just don't see the appeal in constantly prancing around without a top on. I know her boobs are big, but honestly, they're icky. Put them away.

You are very wrong.

Firstly, the your reaction of 'beyond hideous' is a touch severe, considering you've said that she has a nice stomach/legs and average face. If alot of girls had faces of that quality, then I think they'd be a lot more happier men in the world.

Hazzle
22-06-2006, 11:49 AM
If alot of girls had faces of that quality, then I think they'd be a lot more happier men in the world.

Exactly. Screw the breasts or anything else for a second, if there are a lot of girls with faces like them, I'd like to meet them. Please. Desperately.

Keeley Hazell is sex on legs. She's common as muck but so long as she kept her mouth shut I doubt any man wouldn't. Assuming he was allowed to and all (I know a lot of guys wouldn't because they're faithful to their partners etc). I fall into this category, but I'm honest enough to admit that if I wasn't with my girlfriend, and if I had the opportunity (hah, fat chance!) I'd definitely sleep with Keeley.

hasselbrad
22-06-2006, 12:37 PM
http://www.forumspile.com/Hit-It-BushSaddamBunker.jpg

iximisspiggyixi
22-06-2006, 12:47 PM
Exactly. Screw the breasts or anything else for a second, if there are a lot of girls with faces like them, I'd like to meet them. Please. Desperately.

Keeley Hazell is sex on legs. She's common as muck but so long as she kept her mouth shut I doubt any man wouldn't. Assuming he was allowed to and all (I know a lot of guys wouldn't because they're faithful to their partners etc). I fall into this category, but I'm honest enough to admit that if I wasn't with my girlfriend, and if I had the opportunity (hah, fat chance!) I'd definitely sleep with Keeley.

Man your girlfriend sounds so lucky to have you. :icon_err:

acliff
22-06-2006, 01:13 PM
Man your girlfriend sounds so lucky to have you. :icon_err:

Shouldn't it be the other way round, Haz being lucky to have a modern Helen Keller as a girlfriend? Although if personality counts for anything, the relationship won't last long :P

Hazzle
22-06-2006, 05:36 PM
Shouldn't it be the other way round, Haz being lucky to have a modern Helen Keller as a girlfriend? Although if personality counts for anything, the relationship won't last long :P

Heh.

Anyway, enough about my love life, Ms Hazell if you don't mind?

http://i.jubii.dk/rd/dynamic/gallery/Keeley+Hazell_111386.jpg

Sundance
22-06-2006, 05:36 PM
Her face is ordinary? -- extraordinary you mean.

(I'll forgive the typo -- she can leave one stuck for the right word.)

Hazzle
22-06-2006, 05:39 PM
Agreed Sundance. There IS a reason Hef is DESPERATE to have her in his magazine. I fucking hope he succeeds too ;)

Sundance
22-06-2006, 07:18 PM
Hef may want her on top of his magazine, between the pages. I want her on top of me, between silk sheets.

I'd ravish her for certain.

EmotionSickness
22-06-2006, 09:31 PM
Her face has a more cute-like beauty, if that makes any sense. Her face doesn't stand out to me as jaw-droppingly gorgeous or even that stunning, but she's very, very pretty. And her boobs are killer, if not a tad too large for her tiny frame.

Hazzle
29-06-2006, 12:32 AM
I'd say she's sexy here:

http://tinyurl.com/qjskc NSFW

And sultry here:

http://tinyurl.com/mkzlo NSFW

And cute here:

http://tinyurl.com/lh3yv NSFW

She's got the lot.

kingdumbass
29-06-2006, 03:36 AM
Meh....

Mandy
29-06-2006, 03:39 AM
Would it be possible to modify your posts that link to the photos with like....a warning before it? I find it kind of wrong to post nude pictures on a public forum.

deviljet88
29-06-2006, 04:05 AM
Ohh, so that's what NSFW means. Cool.

Digital_Ice
29-06-2006, 04:11 AM
Not Safe For Work

calereneau
29-06-2006, 05:27 AM
I'm with the Mehs.

Don't get me wrong. She's downright gorgeous and all, and categorically perfect, but I'd venture to say that there are more perfect girls out there. I'm an ass.

runangl
29-06-2006, 06:27 AM
Yah... I had the stupid idea to be looking at this thread on my laptop while watching tv with my dad. You can bet I "alt-f4"ed pretty fast. Talk about awkward.

Digital_Ice
29-06-2006, 06:31 AM
lmao, hence my edit of the title to incorporate a NSFW tag

devine kk
29-06-2006, 08:17 AM
I'd say she's sexy here:

http://www.page3.com/models2006/keeley2_29_06_06.jpg

And sultry here:

http://www.page3.com/models2006/keeley3_29_06_06.jpg

And cute here:

http://www.page3.com/models2006/keeley4_29_06_06.jpg

She's got the lot.

most upset, pics don't work

Hazzle
29-06-2006, 08:48 AM
lmao, hence my edit of the title to incorporate a NSFW tag

Thanks. Apologies Runangl :p.

Yeah Mandy, you're definitely right, so I'm gonna go back and edit my posts, with links to the pictures and additional [nsfw] tags.

Dev I'll PM you the pictures.

Mandy
29-06-2006, 10:06 AM
Thankies! :-D

Foeni
29-06-2006, 11:59 AM
I don't like her tits.

kingdumbass
29-06-2006, 12:11 PM
THANK YOU....
I was thinking the same thing, but didn't want to be the first to say it.

Ranman
29-06-2006, 12:12 PM
What are you both gay?

kingdumbass
29-06-2006, 12:26 PM
Those tits are too big for the chick's body....
She's a thin woman with the boobs of a fat woman.

And I can't really tell if they're fake or not. If they are fake, then they're a higher-quality boob job. I'll give them that. Nevertheless, that chick is strangely proportioned.

And by the way -- what is it with all of these cartoon-figured, reality show/model types who seem to be famous over there in the UK? "Professional Celebrities", I call them. Jade, or Jane, or Victoria Beckham, etc. Is this a new trend in your country, or has it always been like that?

Ranman
29-06-2006, 12:45 PM
You gay bastard
Those breast are perfect

Mandy
29-06-2006, 02:04 PM
I'm still annoyed that you can actually see her breasts on this thread.

duckula
29-06-2006, 02:18 PM
It's outrageous.

hasselbrad
29-06-2006, 03:25 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/Alynndan/sexinmypants.jpg

I see nipple here, too.
:p

Mandy
29-06-2006, 03:37 PM
:icon_err: Right.

calereneau
29-06-2006, 03:53 PM
For Mandy!

http://www.billhenthorn.com/images/fun/images/buttman.jpg

Hazzle
29-06-2006, 03:59 PM
You gay bastard
Those breast are perfect

What he said. And they're not fake, they're real.

Are you guys nuts? They're not too big for her body at all, she has a 32 inch bust and a 22 inch waist. That's not abnormal, a 10-inch difference is perfectly normal. The "perfect" figure is 34-24-34.

I'll grant you that they're big (just not TOO big), and normally I don't like big breasts but hers are a massive (pardon the pun) exception as they're just perfect. That's what happens when you stay natural :p.

Err...Dumbass...Victoria Beckham isn't a model or a reality TV show contestant. She's famous because she was a singer (albeit one with no talent) not because she's married to David Beckham.

Mandy...can't edit anyone else's posts. Not up to me :) Though Brad has a point. My understanding of "NSFW" is any picture that would contravene workplace rules and most workplaces would consider that picture just as bad the Keeley ones :p. Tut tut!

Heh Cale you big gayer.

hasselbrad
29-06-2006, 04:50 PM
:icon_err: Right.
I keed...I keed.

As far as this Keely goes, I'm not really a fan of big breasts, myself.
The French contend that the perfect breast fits into a champagne glass, and for once, I agree with them. My ex-wife had DD's, and when they aren't airbrushed, they look kind of like an alien's head...all veiny and shit. I'm good with a B cup, small C at the biggest.

Hazzle
29-06-2006, 11:43 PM
Generally I'd agree with you. But in this case you're so wong.

hasselbrad
29-06-2006, 11:59 PM
Generally I'd agree with you. But in this case you're so wong.
No...you wong!

Hazzle
30-06-2006, 12:25 AM
No...you wong!

Bite me. Most women with big breasts I'd agree with you. Keeley's extraordinary though. And crucially she's got a great arse, great legs and a great face. In the last FHM poll for sexiest woman in the World, she was expected to win the thing, despite it being her first year in it, and although she didn't, she came a very very close second to our own Keira. Which puts her above a LOT of people.

So you wongest.

hasselbrad
30-06-2006, 06:06 PM
After exhaustive study of the provided links, I think it's her broad shoulders that turn me off. I like a woman who's narrow through the shoulders, and a bit wider through the hips. Keely's shoulders appear wider than her hips....which makes her a bit mannish for my tastes...but hey, to each his own. :p

Hazzle
01-07-2006, 01:04 AM
After exhaustive study of the provided links

All in the interests of science, eh? ;)

I think it's her broad shoulders that turn me off. I like a woman who's narrow through the shoulders, and a bit wider through the hips. Keely's shoulders appear wider than her hips....which makes her a bit mannish for my tastes...but hey, to each his own. :p

Actually her measurements are symmetrical. 32 inches around the bust, 32 around the hips. She has a pretty perfect figure, but I suppose you like more junk in the trunk :p

hasselbrad
01-07-2006, 08:57 PM
All in the interests of science, eh?

I was wearing a lab coat and everything.

Hazzle
01-07-2006, 09:21 PM
I was wearing a lab coat and everything.

Good plan! White stains on the trousers are so not cool.

hasselbrad
01-07-2006, 09:27 PM
Good plan! White stains on the trousers are so not cool.

I guess I should have clarified...I was wearing only a labcoat. ;)

acliff
01-07-2006, 11:11 PM
Brad, how did you guess one of my fantasies?

A scorching hot woman is preferable, but you'll do

Hazzle
01-07-2006, 11:12 PM
I guess I should have clarified...I was wearing only a labcoat. ;)

Understandable. You need room to breathe and whatnot when examining Keeley. Fucking stunning. You so would.

hasselbrad
02-07-2006, 12:46 AM
Brad, how did you guess one of my fantasies?

A scorching hot woman is preferable, but you'll do

That puts you somewhere between necrophiliac and Billy Bob Thornton on the freaky scale.

runangl
02-07-2006, 08:14 AM
That puts you somewhere between necrophiliac and Billy Bob Thornton on the freaky scale.

hey, billy bob got to screw the hell out of a.jolie for a while there. i don't care how freaky he is, thats one lucky man. (though, she herself is also a freak :icon_mrgr)

Jacoby
02-07-2006, 01:43 PM
hey, billy bob got to screw the hell out of a.jolie for a while there. i don't care how freaky he is, thats one lucky man. (though, she herself is also a freak :icon_mrgr)

She is crazy, I would not let my bits near that woman in fear of me ending up in the hospital sans my business.

That's a lie, I'd do her.

Keeley's okay. She'd get it, too.

Hazzle
04-07-2006, 04:51 PM
To dispell the myth that Keeley's face is "ordinary":

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/585/157qo.jpg

calereneau
04-07-2006, 08:54 PM
she has a mustache

acliff
04-07-2006, 10:05 PM
she has a mustache

So does your mother.

Hazzle
05-07-2006, 12:02 AM
Yeah. Top model has moustache, rather than it being a shadow...

Hazzle
27-07-2006, 12:05 PM
http://www.homunculus.com/profane/reliquary/hazellkeeley/images/hazell0138.jpg NSFW

Steve84
29-07-2006, 01:58 PM
http://www.homunculus.com/profane/reliquary/hazellkeeley/images/hazell0138.jpg NSFW

I hunted that down and goddamn, that pic is beautiful.

The girl looks amazing without make-up also. pics of her in an interview somewhere..

ryan
29-07-2006, 02:04 PM
nothing special tbh

Hazzle
29-07-2006, 05:23 PM
You talk nonsense. She's has a smoking body, amazing face and looks great without makeup. She's got great lips, amazing eyes and lovely hair.

Even the breasts aside she's got an amazing bum and great legs.

But I've started to realise that young American men are after stick insects. I've come across this on other internet sites. Especially young American men who like a bit of a workout. Pudgy ones don't care too much :p.

Your idea of attracting is a beanpole. Mine is a bit of flesh. Horses for courses.

Again, NSFW: http://s74.photobucket.com/albums/i265/pontificatingid/Keeley/

Steve84
29-07-2006, 05:26 PM
all those say 'Terms violated or something'

boo to photobucket

ryan
29-07-2006, 05:28 PM
You talk nonsense. She's has a smoking body, amazing face and looks great without makeup. She's got great lips, amazing eyes and lovely hair.

Even the breasts aside she's got an amazing bum and great legs.

But I've started to realise that young American men are after stick insects. I've come across this on other internet sites. Especially young American men who like a bit of a workout. Pudgy ones don't care too much :p.

Your idea of attracting is a beanpole. Mine is a bit of flesh. Horses for courses.

Again, NSFW: http://s74.photobucket.com/albums/i265/pontificatingid/Keeley/

i like athletic, toned bodies...not sticks :icon_icon

Hazzle
29-07-2006, 05:46 PM
Yep, sounds like my mate Danks. And whenever I see what he means, they're stick insects. "Toned and athletic" to me means something different to you.

Like that Sarah chick in your pictures. She's alright but she could do with some flesh.

calereneau
15-01-2007, 10:16 PM
She has a sex tape. And I'm still not all that into her.


NSFW....or kids.
Click here for more information!

deviljet88
16-01-2007, 11:14 AM
... Did D_I take the link away...

calereneau
16-01-2007, 01:33 PM
yes. Just google it. Or get it on BitTorrent.

Doesn't matter. It's like watching a cow eat a banana.

KeiraIsFIT
16-01-2007, 03:33 PM
:dontknowa i personally think Keira would be very displeased by this

BUT STILL

i agree, Keeley is pretty fit, course i've seen fitter

*cough*keira*cough*

seventhson
16-01-2007, 11:58 PM
[font=Courier New]Your thoughts?

Miss Hazell certainly is a pretty girl, but I thought this was a Keira Knightley forum. I know it's the "General Discussion" forum & almost anything goes here, but do nude pictures of this young woman really honor or show respect for Keira, Keeley or any one else for that matter?
Maybe it's just the Daddy instinct in me or because I'm old enough to be dad to any person under the age of 27...I wonder what Keeley's dad would think of those pictures in this forum & if we pretended that Keira came to this forum, what would she think of this thread?
Sorry to be a wet towel on the Keeley flame. Respect women.

Peace

Foeni
18-01-2007, 08:16 PM
but do nude pictures of this young woman really honor or show respect for Keira, Keeley or any one else for that matter?
Do you really think we're here to respect Keira?
Nudes aren't per se bad, I agree they can be and in that case we will act upon it. Look at calereneau's post. Apparently the link wasn't appropriate, so ice removed it.

Mandy
18-01-2007, 08:29 PM
Well, the link was porn. I didn't think we supported porn. Not out in the open, anyway...

Foeni
18-01-2007, 09:17 PM
I agree. We do have minors on here.

Jacoby
18-01-2007, 10:27 PM
I support porn.

calereneau
19-01-2007, 03:58 AM
It was a link to an article about porn with another NSFW link to said porn.

But it doesn't matter to me.