"Mum Jokes"

[Gallopin' Gaucho]

In honor of the Mum jokes today, I've started a thread where we can all dish it out.

"Your momma's so fat, while standing in place in Oklahoma, she got fined for illegally crossing the Mexican border."

"Your momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge with her."

"Your momma's so fat, she's got to put on lipstick with a paint-roller."

"Your momma's so skinny, she hoola-hoops with a Cheerio."

[Richard III]

Your mother is so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Moving."

Your mother's so hairy, you had a serious case of rugburn when you were born.

[barrington]

No, I don't think so.
Gallopin' Gaucho, post another useless thread again and you can have a three-day ban to think about being less of a moron.