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once_dreaded
14-06-2006, 06:28 AM
This is a game. You have to answer the question presented by the person who posted above you.

Rules:
1. I KNOW we can get perverted with this BUT we have young eyes skimming the forums SO no naughtiness *gives a stern mom look*.

2. You must answer the question presented by the previous poster then ask your own.

3. All questions will start with: How many licks does it take

4. Have fun, even if you DON'T know how many licks just make it up.

Okay first question and a classic:

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

once_dreaded
14-06-2006, 07:08 AM
"How many licks does it take to finish a jawbreaker?"

I suck on it until my tongue and cheeks are raw then I save it in the handy dandy holder it comes in. I repeat the process until it's gone...if it's a large one it can take a few days.


How many licks does it take to finish an ice cream cone?

devine kk
14-06-2006, 08:22 AM
Q: How many licks does it take for a pussy to clean herself?

A: Depends how big the pussy is!!!!!!!! i'd say about 200 for the average sized pussy.

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Q: How many licks does it take to put £8.64 worth of stamps on an envelope

once_dreaded
14-06-2006, 08:40 AM
How many licks does it take to put £8.64 worth of stamps on an envelope

One for every stamp *ttthhhhbbbbtttt*


How many licks does it take to stick your tongue to a frozen pole?

devine kk
14-06-2006, 12:04 PM
How many licks does it take to put £8.64 worth of stamps on an envelope

One for every stamp *ttthhhhbbbbtttt*

Very clever.

Q: How many licks does it take to qualify as a French kiss?

A: One. Once the tounge is in its got to count.

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Q: How many licks does it take to clean your dinner plate (yuck)?

acliff
14-06-2006, 12:40 PM
Q: How many licks does it take to clean your dinner plate (yuck)?[/QUOTE]

A: As many as socially acceptable. Grandparents love that shit.


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Q: How many licks does it take when licking envelopes to realise you have acute halitosis?

once_dreaded
14-06-2006, 01:41 PM
Q: How many licks does it take when licking envelopes to realise you have acute halitosis?

Hmmm I usually use two licks per envelope, gag on the taste after the first one but continue the activity until I can no longer take it, possibly 4 envelopes. I would say 8 licks!


How many licks does it take to remove the snot from your upper lip after a severe crying session?

Richard III
15-06-2006, 01:37 AM
None sweetheart. That's what a tissue is for.

My question:

How many licks of salt does it take to help the tequila go down?

Hazzle
15-06-2006, 07:27 AM
None, I've taken to doing it without salt or lime recently.

How many licks does it take to beat up Chuck Norris?

(well someone had to try and be original with the word "licks")

once_dreaded
15-06-2006, 07:30 AM
How many licks does it take to beat up Chuck Norris?

About 52 licking punches...but straight tongue licks three, he's a cheap cum *cracks up*

How many licks does it take to finish the amount of sugar in a sugar packet?

hasselbrad
15-06-2006, 12:53 PM
How many licks does it take to beat up Chuck Norris?

About 52 licking punches...but straight tongue licks three, he's a cheap cum *cracks up*

How many licks does it take to finish the amount of sugar in a sugar packet?

One if your tongue is really...wet. ;)

How many licks does it take to make Kunta Kinte say "Toby"? (I hope at least one of you has seen Roots)

Richard III
15-06-2006, 04:04 PM
(I can't remember -- It seems to me he took quite a few lashes, but I don't remember if he ever did give in to say his name was "Toby". It's one of the hardest scenes in that picture to watch.)

Gallopin' Gaucho
15-06-2006, 05:54 PM
WTF???!!! How many licks it take to make Kunta Kinte say "Toby"?

A: None, nilla.

Q: How many licks it take a brother to whup your punk white a**?

Hazzle
15-06-2006, 06:21 PM
WTF???!!! How many licks it take to make Kunta Kinte say "Toby"?

A: None, nilla.

Q: How many licks it take a brother to whup your punk white a**?

None. Brad'd knock you out before you popped one off.

How many licks does it take to get a cat drunk?

Gallopin' Gaucho
15-06-2006, 06:26 PM
A: Depends what the cat's drinking, dumb nilla. If it's drinking out of it's water dish, it's not going to get much drunk now, is it?

Still, I know a cat named Haz who gets drunk off root beer.


Q: How many licks does it take to get a woman hot and ready?

Hazzle
15-06-2006, 06:37 PM
A: Depends what the cat's drinking, dumb nilla. If it's drinking out of it's water dish, it's not going to get much drunk now, is it?

I was using the word "licks" to refer to liquor, dickwad. But thanks for answering

Q: How many licks does it take to get a woman hot and ready?

Did you not READ the first post? Are you REALLY that stupid?

Gallopin' Gaucho
15-06-2006, 06:48 PM
"How many licks does it take to get a cat drunk?"

"I was using the word "licks" to refer to liquor, dickwad."


So the translation would be: "How many liquor does it take to get a cat drunk?"
Haz? Are you still struggling to pass your secondary education? Proper use of adjectives and nouns?

Hazzle
15-06-2006, 06:50 PM
Haha. You're lecturing ME on grammar? Hilarious irony.

You do know what that means, right?

Let me help you with the licks point as you're too much of a fuckwit to know:

Licks (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=licks)

I used it in the proper way. Rentboy.

Gallopin' Gaucho
15-06-2006, 06:57 PM
So just how would you answer your own question (with proper grammer), my nizzle?

Hazzle
15-06-2006, 07:00 PM
Fuck knows, never tried to get a cat drunk. I mean I know you're desperate for pussy and all but that's taking it a bit far...

Gallopin' Gaucho
15-06-2006, 07:06 PM
I didn't ask the question, nilla.

"I know you're desperate for pussy"

I am pretty desperate for it. Got some last night but it still wasn't enough. How about you? Get any little-boy-peepy lately, Hazzly? I read so much how you like it. Sick trick.

duckula
15-06-2006, 08:35 PM
Your seeming inability to stay on topic and post intelligibly has raised my ire. I think a permaban is in order.

Richard III
15-06-2006, 08:41 PM
It would seem awfully unfair to ban that chap. Looking through the threads here, I find very few that stay on topic. And it seems there are a good many regulars who post unintelligibly. But that's just my first impression.

duckula
15-06-2006, 08:46 PM
Same guy, same sentence.

Ranman
15-06-2006, 08:51 PM
Your next victum Duckula?

show no mercy

duckula
15-06-2006, 09:04 PM
Your next victum Duckula?

See the obvious answer here is 'you!' but I refuse to walk such a cliched path instead I proffer Hasslebrad as my next victim. He is just so appallingly inoffensive.

Hazzle
15-06-2006, 09:49 PM
How about you? Get any little-boy-peepy lately, Hazzly? I read so much how you like it. Sick trick.

Had a 5 year old last night. He said he was your older brother.

Anyway, back on topic, how many licks would it take to get England to actually play like a fucking team?

hasselbrad
15-06-2006, 10:08 PM
See the obvious answer here is 'you!' but I refuse to walk such a cliched path instead I proffer Hasslebrad as my next victim. He is just so appallingly inoffensive.
"Appallingly inoffensive"
Really? Fuck you.

























:D

duckula
15-06-2006, 10:20 PM
It's a start.

Digital_Ice
15-06-2006, 10:32 PM
Anyway, back on topic, how many licks would it take to get England to actually play like a fucking team?

not really an anwswer i know, but jesus they played like shit today. Crouch (yes, i know he scored the first goal) played like crap, and he's far to tall to try to head the ball in, if that had been gerrard it would have been 3 - 0.

anyway. enough rambling

Swordsman
18-06-2006, 06:38 AM
How many licks does it take for Duckula to ban you?

duckula
18-06-2006, 05:21 PM
About that many.

How many licks does it take to endure a three day ban?

Ranman
18-06-2006, 06:36 PM
:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

One for each day

Hazzle
18-06-2006, 11:20 PM
How many licks does it take to make Ran straight?

runangl
21-06-2006, 07:46 AM
oh come now. he'll only become more gay with every lick.

Q: how many licks does it take to get permanent marker off haz's forehead?

Hazzle
21-06-2006, 10:36 AM
oh come now. he'll only become more gay with every lick.

Q: how many licks does it take to get permanent marker off haz's forehead?

That's not permanent marker! That 666 is a birthmark!

Sundance
21-06-2006, 10:46 AM
That 666 is a birthmark!

I thought there was something sinister about you.

I've got a question though.

Q -- How many licks does it take to make a sweet riff on guitar?



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