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Hazzle
12-06-2006, 09:57 AM
YOU LOSE (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Hazzle&word2=The+rest+of+KKW)

Yes, you're all losers. Go home and cry. That is all.

(Actually, no it's not. I love Google Fight and I thought we could all post any Google Fights we come up with, especially if the results are interesting or funny. So the thread DOES have a purpose, it's a game for everyone to play.)

Foeni
12-06-2006, 10:58 AM
No no, YOU lose (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Hazzle&word2=Fo).

deviljet88
12-06-2006, 11:43 AM
Dumbarses, don't pick a fight with The Jet (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Fo&word2=Jet)

When did they put a spiffy animation with the googlefight though hmm... Very nice touch. Btw, the God Vs Satan fight is classic...

Pwnd, no? (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=God&word2=Satan)

michael22
12-06-2006, 11:57 AM
wtf? I beat Jet! http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=michael&word2=Jet

Hazzle
12-06-2006, 12:01 PM
No shit...a common name like Michael against Jet...hmmm...

Oh, and Foeni, stop cheating:

OWNED (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Hazzle&word2=Foeni)

And if you want to predict the world cup:

World Cup (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=France&word2=USA)

Those were the best two I could find, France beat Brazil, Argentina, Italy, England, even Germany but not the USA. Wonder what odds you can get on a US win...

Foeni
12-06-2006, 12:07 PM
People call me Fo, so I thought I'd use it to beat you.

Hazzle
12-06-2006, 12:13 PM
People call me Fo, so I thought I'd use it to beat you.

Yes, but my workmates call me H...so...

STILL OWNED (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Fo&word2=H)

In fact, unless someone else here is called purely by an initial...I win :D

Foeni
12-06-2006, 12:15 PM
Shite.

Hazzle
12-06-2006, 12:18 PM
Shite.

It's alright Fo. You're not that (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Shite&word2=Fo) bad.

Richard
12-06-2006, 12:47 PM
And here you had me thinking this was a farewell thread, Haz.

ryan
12-06-2006, 01:20 PM
It's alright Fo. You're not that (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Shite&word2=Fo) bad.

i laughed

ryan
12-06-2006, 01:26 PM
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Hazzle&word2=ryan

i think you can consider that a sound beating.

hasselbrad
12-06-2006, 01:41 PM
hasselbrad has about 7,000...which means I'd be in a slapfight with juliamaskamdahadawadadingdong...and lose.

iximisspiggyixi
12-06-2006, 01:45 PM
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Ryan&word2=Sarah

That was a burn.

But HAH. http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Hazzle&word2=Sarah

Mandy
12-06-2006, 02:09 PM
And here you had me thinking this was a farewell thread, Haz.

One could only hope.

ryan
12-06-2006, 02:17 PM
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Ryan&word2=Sarah

That was a burn.

But HAH. http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Hazzle&word2=Sarah

since we're playing a 'name' game, im sure i could come up with a better burn than that :P
but i'm in a decent mood and ive currently no reason to be foul towards you :P

Hazzle
12-06-2006, 03:07 PM
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Hazzle&word2=ryan

i think you can consider that a sound beating.

Ahh, but I have a good comeback:

God bless my multitude of names (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Harry&word2=ryan)

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Hazzle&word2=Sarah

Et voila:

What now bitch? (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Harry&word2=Sarah)

If we really want to play name games I could just keep using "H" and beat all of you. So let's try and be a little more creative, eh?

Seems like Richard was right after all... (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Haz+leaving&word2=Haz+staying)

But you'd all miss me:

SO THERE (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Missing+Haz&word2=Not+Missing+Haz)

connie
12-06-2006, 03:15 PM
wow. ive never met a moore egosentric bitch before.

Mandy
12-06-2006, 03:16 PM
hahahahahahaha omg your first post and you slam Haz. This is why I love you.

Hazzle
12-06-2006, 03:19 PM
wow. ive never met a moore egosentric bitch before.

Would help if you could spell either.

hahahahahahaha omg your first post and you slam Haz. This is why I love you.

Hypocrisy isn't a particularly admirable trait either. I'm far from the only one who thinks you're even more egocentric than I am...

Mandy
12-06-2006, 03:20 PM
Oh yeah? Name 'em.

Hazzle
12-06-2006, 03:22 PM
Oh yeah? Name 'em.

I don't think it's particularly fair to drag other people into this. And please spare me a sarcastic rebuttal, I'm simply telling you to try and remain a little more mature whilst bashing me for immaturity. It's not particularly a great position from which to criticise.

Mandy
12-06-2006, 03:27 PM
No really, if you're going to mention other people in a subtle way, you should really name them. That's like saying "I know something you don't know, but I'm not going to tell you." Which is grade school behaviour. Grow up.

connie
12-06-2006, 03:28 PM
omg sorry... i didnt know you where a snobby englishman..


some of us dont care about the god damn spelling. i couldnt care a shit about it.

Hazzle
12-06-2006, 03:33 PM
No really, if you're going to mention other people in a subtle way, you should really name them. That's like saying "I know something you don't know, but I'm not going to tell you." Which is grade school behaviour. Grow up.

I didn't mention other people at all, subtle or otherwise. If you're going to imply words into what I say...

What I said was I'm far from the only one. Suggesting that it may have a little more strength. Your incredibly defensive response and complete failure to note how childish you're being actually strengthens what I said.

Grow up? Might I suggest you look a little closer to home first. Did I start an argument with you, or was it the other way round? Exactly.

Whatever happened to placing me on ignore? Oh wait, now you have one of your groupies around it makes you feel a lot more secure. Well, carry on then.

Incidentally I brought this thread up as fun. So far it's been conducted in that spirit. But clearly you're unable to keep your emotions in check. For that you have my sympathies.

omg sorry... i didnt know you where a snobby englishman..


some of us dont care about the god damn spelling. i couldnt care a shit about it.

Lessens the vailidity of what you say. You see, I don't give a shit what retards say, much as you don't give a shit about the fact that you're a retard. Oh well.

Mandy
12-06-2006, 03:34 PM
Have fun being alone your entire life. :)

Foeni
12-06-2006, 03:41 PM
I don't think it's particularly fair to drag other people into this.
I'll name one: Yours truly.

Hazzle
12-06-2006, 03:42 PM
Have fun being alone your entire life. :)

If that actually made sense I'd thank you for your kind wishes.

Oh well, let me return them anyway. Seems like you'll be needing them more than me...

I'll name one: Yours truly.

Heh. I was thinking of you but I didn't want to name you. It's simply because we talked the other day and you mentioned it. I didn't feel right revealing that to Mandy on your behalf, but thank you for making it clear that I wasn't just making it up.

connie
12-06-2006, 03:58 PM
it must be loney jerking off every day. even i wouldnt have fucked you.

and that explains it all.

Hazzle
12-06-2006, 04:00 PM
it must be loney jerking off every day. even i wouldnt have fucked you.

and that explains it all.

I imagine it must be. I'll ask Jet next time I see him.

You wouldn't fuck me? Wow. Good thing I don't go for skanky hoes then, isn't it?

I have a lovely girlfriend, and I don't really give a rat's arse whether you'd fuck me or not, as I'd never cheat on her anyway. Not least with a trashbag idiot. Oh, and she definitely does like fucking me, so it all worked out well, didn't it?!

A+ for effort, F for execution.

Mandy
12-06-2006, 04:01 PM
I'll name one: Yours truly.

It would help if you mattered. Not saying that because I've always thought I was better than you, but lately you've proven yourself unworthy.

Hazzle
12-06-2006, 04:05 PM
It would help if you mattered.

Oh, right, so now you decide whose opinion matters. And that's not egocentric. Oh the irony!

Are you really that insecure that you have to slew the argument? I know I'm far less egocentric than you. Every single time I used to speak to you, you'd chuck your music at me and I'd try my best to excuse not listening to it without being rude. You'd barely let me get a word out. And every conversation was all about you, if it wasn't, I wasn't caring enough or whatever.

The irony is you're defending yourself against a trait that's good in a singer. If you weren't egocentric you wouldn't have a website to promote yourself. Sad that you hate that part of yourself so much that you're projecting that onto everyone else.

Mandy
12-06-2006, 04:06 PM
There's a lot of people that make music that have sites promoting themselves....it's not unheard of. Doesn't make them full of themselves either.

Hazzle
12-06-2006, 04:12 PM
There's a lot of people that make music that have sites promoting themselves....it's not unheard of. Doesn't make them full of themselves either.

That wasn't a criticism. Try reading what I said in context. I didn't say it was unheard of, did I? I know it's common, I almost said so, and then as I restructured my post I forgot that bit. I DID say it was a trait needed. And yes, it does make them self-centred. Self-promotion is being full of yourself, by definition. Lauding yourself is egocentric, if others do it for you, then it's not.

If you want to defend yourself, try the rest of my post. These people you talk of, who make music, do they literally vomit their music all over their friends? If you only ever talk to someone to hear them say how talented you are, that's egocentric, and with hindsight I realise that you used our friendship to fill your own ego. I didn't, as my ego is healthy enough as it is.

Incidentally I'm proud of being egocentric. Being superior to most gives me that right. I'm just pointing out your hypocrisy. I appreciate maybe you're ashamed of that side of yourself, but don't blame me for that.

Foeni
12-06-2006, 04:25 PM
It would help if you mattered. Not saying that because I've always thought I was better than you, but lately you've proven yourself unworthy.
Whether you think I matter or not is irrelevant. I'm showing that Haz has a point saying he's not the only one that find you egocentric. I haven't always seen you like that, but lately you've proven yourself unworthy.

Hazzle
12-06-2006, 04:29 PM
Well said Fo. Anyway, to get the thread back on topic:

Baz'll be happy whoever wins (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Keira+Knightley&word2=Natalie+Portman)

Hazzle
18-06-2006, 12:08 AM
BUUUMP:

American sports suck (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Superbowl&word2=World+Cup)

That should kill off the argument that "soccer" is an inferior sport...

Liam
18-06-2006, 10:25 AM
This thread is stupid.

I love all this 'unworthy' talk. Unworthy of what? Internet friendship? Boo hoo.

Locked.