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Leonie
14-07-2005, 08:04 PM
Oh my... perhaps shopping trips in New York aren't the best thing to do if you want positive publicity yet refuse to wear anything other than a dress that makes my eyes hurt and boots that haven't ever been pretty as long as she's been wearing them.

Keira got fugged. (http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2005/07/fuggy_of_the_ca.html) Again. I love the title. Fuggy of the Caribbean. It almost sounds cute :icon_bigg

More Keira fuggings for your entertainment:

1 (http://fuggingitup.blogspot.com/2004/10/fug-hunter.html), 2 (http://fuggingitup.blogspot.com/2005/01/2005-fugdance-film-festial-keira.html) and 3 (http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2005/04/fug_it_like_fug.html).

I must say I half agree most of the time. What do you think? Keira used to have a rather OK sense of fashion, but lately, I don't know what's going on. Please wake up Keira, and dress nicely again. I know Sienna is cool, and a role model and everything, but... don't, k? :)

Ardnax
14-07-2005, 08:36 PM
Ever since Jamie Dornan came into the picture she's been dressing worse and worse. And now when my sister has a boyfriend she wears the ugliest things ever. Maybe Jamie have a bad influence on Keira's style?

Gunner
15-07-2005, 02:58 AM
I've never been one for fashion, but I think it looks kinda cute :)

child of the revolution
15-07-2005, 02:50 PM
Perhaps, since Jamie is a model, he's afraid that Keira will get all the attention and no one wil notice him :) ...

No, just a joke... Have nothing against models...

By the way, I think the first pic is okay, but yes, the rest of them are pretty bad...

Leonie
15-07-2005, 07:48 PM
The dress in itself would have been cute enough, but you don't combine a dress that busy with lots of jewelry. You keep it simple And in my opinion, the boots are just ugly.

Jak
16-07-2005, 05:30 PM
Personally I think the ugliest thing on Keira's fashion is her many different gold jewellery which she wears since a few months. Also I don't like her dresses especially in combination with those brown boots. In my opinion it looks strange when I see a 20 year old girl which is wearing dresses again and again.

It seems a little bit to me that Keira try desperately to look glamorous or she wants to be a lady but she doesn't feel comfortable in this role.

Please Keira, come back to your fashion style as it was a year ago. :Hail: ;)

child of the revolution
17-07-2005, 09:30 AM
Personally I like this style a lot. I think it's lovely ordinary and down-to-earth...

Gunner
17-07-2005, 10:51 AM
'Tis great, but I actually like the dress with the ugg boots a ton :p Maybe it's just me and my fashion sense :p

child of the revolution
17-07-2005, 05:15 PM
Can't answer that one... I don't have a fashion sense, I actually don't like fashion at all...

Pearl
06-08-2005, 02:13 PM
It's amazing how ugly her clothes can be, and she's still drop dead beautiful. *Sigh* I envy that girl.



However the chopped off hair doesn't flatter her face much. She should really grow it out again. I think it looked best in PotC.

Mandy
30-05-2006, 11:34 PM
clicky (http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/)

It's about fugging time, too.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY%20Archive/keira_tights.jpg


Earlier this evening...

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: So, I've just bought these pink amateur-stripper shoes and I'm simply dying to take them out on the town.

OILY ORLANDO BLOOM LOOKALIKE WHO COULD BE HER BOYFRIEND RUPERT BUT MAY ACTUALLY BE ORLANDO BLOOM FOR ALL I KNOW: Oh, Kee, that's SUPER. Whatever will you wear with them?

KEIRA: I'm not sure, but I do think it's smashing how your profile looks so much like Luke Perry's.

OOBLWCBHBRBMABOBFAIW: He is my everything.

KEIRA: I do reckon he'd have washed his hair a bit, though. Look, pay attention to me again, okay? The shoes. I've already got the skort suit to go with them, and it's pretty spectacular. It looks like a Bed In A Bag set.

OOBLWCBHBRBMABOBFAIW: Well done, you. There isn't a girl alive who isn't cringing at how many of those she bought back in the 90s, and how fooled they all were by culottes. Making people uncomfortable is totally principle No. 1 of Siennaing yourself. Well played.

KEIRA: And belting it through nonexistent belt loops is even better -- seriously, I'm going to beat Sienna Miller at her own game. But what is the outfit missing? Maybe a sweater...

OOBLWCBHBRBMABOBFAIW: "Maybe"? Especially a sweater. It's summer. Oh! Brainwave! Think about it -- what is the ULTIMATE summer accessory, especially with open-toed shoes?

KEIRA: Erm... some sort of man-beard to help fend off his gay rumors? ... Leggings?

OOBLWCBHBRBMABOBFAIW: No, no... think even MORE drama. MORE Sienna. MORE.

KEIRA: Oh, snaps, you sexy pirate tart! BLACK TIGHTS! Genius!

OOBLWCBHBRBMABOBFAIW: Right? In the summer, nothing is as perfect as thick, nubbly black tights!

KEIRA: God, it is perfect.

OOBLWMABOBFAIW: I know -- you are officially one crotch-snapping bodysuit away from making it as impossible as you can to go to the bathroom efficiently. It's so 1990s high-school keg party, I can't even STAND IT.

KEIRA: That Bosworth chick is lucky to have you. If you weren't already teaching her the art of Millering herself silly, I'd yo-ho-ho my way into your trousers like a granny on a pile of prunes!

OOBLWCBHBRBMABOBFAIW: That made no sense, especially as I might not actually BE Orlando Bloom, although I myself haven't even decided that yet... Oh, stop pouting, Kee, I'm teasing. Put your epic jaw away.

hasselbrad
30-05-2006, 11:39 PM
Wow. That outfit makes her look like a bag lady that used to frequent a late night high school munchy hangout in the late 80s. Really. :icon_err:

Pearl
31-05-2006, 12:36 AM
When I first saw that pic on another forum, I thought "This is the first outfit disaster not even Keira can make look good"

Jacoby
31-05-2006, 12:43 AM
She looks really attractive in the picture, but, yeah, the outfit isn't too gravy.

calereneau
31-05-2006, 12:59 AM
Sexiest grandma ever!

kingdumbass
31-05-2006, 04:54 AM
Did they have to make that jaw comment?

And I like it when she dresses that way. Remember the old "sexiest tomboy beanpole" Keira? She was cooler.

deviljet88
31-05-2006, 07:11 AM
Her face is so... flat? Looks... hooker-ish.

marine
31-05-2006, 08:06 AM
that's a horrible outfit.

kingdumbass
31-05-2006, 08:50 AM
She hasn't looked too good since around the time of the Oscars....
Her hair has been fucked up, her skin seems way whiter, and she's always wearing those huge sunglasses or that hat. It's annoying.

once_dreaded
31-05-2006, 08:51 AM
OH DEAR GOD!!!! Run for your lives, it's the attack of horrible bed-in-a-bag fashion (not be confused with looks-like-curtains fashion which my High School Spanish teacher pulled off quite frequently). J-e-s-u-s what was she thinking...I'm so messed up from looking at that pic I can't even type properly and have had to backspace about a million times in this short span of post. Great Scott!!!!!

Ranman
31-05-2006, 11:27 AM
Yeah Yeah Yeah

Like anybody here would throw her out of your beds because
of what she is wearing. She is hot as always

Hazzle
31-05-2006, 01:32 PM
What Ran and Jake said.

fandekeira
31-05-2006, 03:25 PM
yea she doesnt look very well on this pic! dont you think that orlando looks horible on this pic?

Mandy
31-05-2006, 03:33 PM
Pretty sure that's Rupert, dear. lol.

Ardnax
31-05-2006, 04:43 PM
Yeah, it's Rupert. I don't think he looks like Orlando at all.

And I must have a really bad fashion sense like Keira because I like the outfit, go ahead and sue me!

marine
31-05-2006, 05:00 PM
Yeah, it's Rupert. I don't think he looks like Orlando at all.

And I must have a really bad fashion sense like Keira because I like the outfit, go ahead and sue me!

no need to sue you, but at least you stand out in a crowd :p

Hazzle
31-05-2006, 09:57 PM
I actually think his shoes with a suit is an even bigger fashion crime. Anyone who wears suits with anything but proper leather shoes (or at the very least, boots) needs shooting. It's such an 80's yuppie thing to do (or the sort of thing middle-aged men do because they think it looks "cool").

Swordsman
31-05-2006, 11:10 PM
How come no one has commented on how scummy Rupert is. He looks like a really bad dope dealer.

kingdumbass
31-05-2006, 11:50 PM
Does he ever smile?
I thought he would be a good influence on her, as he's a trained drama school graduate...but perhaps I was wrong about the dude.

Hazzle
01-06-2006, 07:25 AM
Does he ever smile?
I thought he would be a good influence on her, as he's a trained drama school graduate...but perhaps I was wrong about the dude.

I'm sure she's glad you're looking out for her.

No, but seriously, I already dissed the dude Swordsman. What's up with that hair too?! Crikey!

once_dreaded
01-06-2006, 09:47 AM
Maybe he wants to pretend he's a Samurai like Tom Cruise was?

Hazzle
01-06-2006, 10:24 AM
Maybe he wants to pretend he's a Samurai like Tom Cruise was?

If he really wants to be like Cruise he should eat human placenta.

once_dreaded
01-06-2006, 11:17 AM
Maybe he's hoping to get Keira pregnant so he can follow in Tom's footsteps and eat the placenta????

Hazzle
01-06-2006, 12:12 PM
Maybe he's hoping to get Keira pregnant so he can follow in Tom's footsteps and eat the placenta????

Actually, has anyone noticed that given how skinny Keira is, if she got knocked up she could get severe back problems? Just a thought from your Ayatollah of Spamola.

Swordsman
01-06-2006, 06:13 PM
I'd imagine she'd do a lot of uh...sitting i guess.

Hazzle
01-06-2006, 06:59 PM
I'd imagine she'd do a lot of uh...sitting i guess.

It'll still be tough on her. I suggest she put on some weight. Worked for Britney Spears. Then again...did kill off her career...hmmm...

Swordsman
01-06-2006, 07:05 PM
I do beleive the murderer of her career was a greasy douche by the name of K-Fed.

hasselbrad
01-06-2006, 07:50 PM
I do beleive the murderer of her career was a greasy douche by the name of K-Fed.
Though, on could argue, it was the end of puberty.

Hazzle
01-06-2006, 10:20 PM
Though, on could argue, it was the end of puberty.

Or losing her virginity. Clearly she conceived on the first effort...

once_dreaded
03-06-2006, 09:51 AM
Or losing her virginity. Clearly she conceived on the first effort...

Ummmm Justin took her cherry not K-Fed. *shrugs* Still doesn't make me believe that Justin is straight he's as poofy as Ranman after being blowndry.

Hazzle
03-06-2006, 11:06 AM
Ummmm Justin took her cherry not K-Fed. *shrugs* Still doesn't make me believe that Justin is straight he's as poofy as Ranman after being blowndry.

Errm...I know! I was taking the piss out of her "I'm a virgin" bullshit :p

Ranman
03-06-2006, 11:15 AM
Why is my name is here? Leave me out of it you pervs

once_dreaded
03-06-2006, 11:39 AM
Why is my name is here? Leave me out of it you pervs

Cuz you're so fluffy and cute when you get blowndry. You know you love our dirty talk about your sweet arse so shut your trap *mwah*.

Ranman
03-06-2006, 11:43 AM
could you say something like
your considering me in a three way with one of your girlfriends?
you know make me look cool in front of the guys

once_dreaded
03-06-2006, 11:54 AM
could you say something like
your considering me in a three way with one of your girlfriends?
you know make me look cool in front of the guys

Ran, my first three-way with a male partner will have to go to my straight BF Haz. To make it up to you...I'd consider you for my first giving of a non-strap-on B.J. *blushes and does very girly giggle that's SO unlike me*.

Ranman
03-06-2006, 11:55 AM
Deal :icon_surp

Hazzle
03-06-2006, 12:00 PM
Ran, my first three-way with a male partner will have to go to my straight BF Haz. To make it up to you...I'd consider you for my first giving of a non-strap-on B.J. *blushes and does very girly giggle that's SO unlike me*.

Sounds like a fair deal. He gets the BJ, I get the threesome. Rock on!

Ranman
03-06-2006, 12:04 PM
As long as I get the BJ before your threesome starts

:icon_guin :icon_date :icon_lol:

Hazzle
03-06-2006, 12:12 PM
As long as I get the BJ before your threesome starts

:icon_guin :icon_date :icon_lol:

Well she did say FIRST. But it's ok, I can get the second one as part of my threesome and so...I win :D

once_dreaded
03-06-2006, 12:17 PM
OMG...what the hell did I start???? *wiping tears as I laugh* HEY PYGS come give me some hot lovin' so the boys can watch *cracking up* don't forget your Elvis glasses and Datarock biatch.

Hazzle
03-06-2006, 12:20 PM
OMG...what the hell did I start???? *wiping tears as I laugh* HEY PYGS come give me some hot lovin' so the boys can watch *cracking up* don't forget your Elvis glasses and Datarock biatch.

WOO! Lesbian porn! Like, proper dykes going at it...




Oh.

Ranman
03-06-2006, 12:22 PM
Hey Haz, I bet i can can get julie to yank our cranks while we watch

Hazzle
03-06-2006, 12:31 PM
Hey Haz, I bet i can can get julie to yank our cranks while we watch

I bet you could. She's a freak.

once_dreaded
03-06-2006, 12:50 PM
I apologize for this thread getting so completely off topic, my bad...and Ranman's...and Haz's.

Ranman
03-06-2006, 12:58 PM
I don't hear anyone complaining

Hazzle
03-06-2006, 03:50 PM
I don't hear anyone complaining

Lesbians go down well.

Gallopin' Gaucho
09-06-2006, 04:00 AM
Keira Knightley's a poofy lesbian that greases down well? :icon_conf

Hazzle
09-06-2006, 09:23 AM
Keira Knightley's a poofy lesbian that greases down well? :icon_conf

No, but your mum is.

Juliamariskamadadh
12-06-2006, 11:50 PM
I did not see this..ahum

Mandy
24-07-2006, 03:27 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/keira-londonhome4.jpg


AND AGAIN. Yeah...seriously...wtf.

hasselbrad
24-07-2006, 03:54 PM
Table skirt and a big, wide belt...viola!
They look like a couple of nutty, homeless people. :)
Nutty homeless people that have just raided someone's trash.

swansonben
24-07-2006, 04:28 PM
bad fashion day. oh well.

Mandy
24-07-2006, 04:33 PM
It seems she has many of them.

runangl
24-07-2006, 08:11 PM
indeed. she seems to have a fetish for belts in the wrong places :icon_err:

oh well... it accents her boobs and legs? HAHAHA

kingdumbass
24-07-2006, 08:31 PM
Who cares?
I like how she dresses. So do a lot of other people.

And I'm waiting to see pictures of her walking aorund in nothing but a huge belt. Maybe one belt on the boobs, and one down below...with two belts for shoes. Now THAT would be an outfit.

hasselbrad
24-07-2006, 10:48 PM
Looks like she's been eating well.

Hazzle
25-07-2006, 12:10 AM
And as usual it's all gone in the wrong areas. Whoops.

She looks hideous there. So bad I'd even kick her out of bed and that shocks me.

seventhson
25-07-2006, 12:43 AM
"As for clothes, why be concerned? Learn a lesson from the way the wild flowers grow. They do not work; they do not spin. Yet I assure you, not even Solomon in all his splendor was arrayed like one of these. If God can clothe in such splendor the grass of the field, which blooms today and is thrown on the fire tomorrow, will he not provide much more for you..."

What are we looking at clothes for?

Mandy
25-07-2006, 01:00 AM
Your God doesn't exist here.

kingdumbass
25-07-2006, 02:51 AM
Hazzle, you over-critical bastard....
I think she looks fairly decent. At least not as bad as you say. Here's an HQ of her in that unusual outfit:
http://usercash.com/go/1/60/http://img135.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=72676_04357704_417lo.jpg

She's just expressing herself through the medium of fashion. She's an ARTIST, damnit. And on this particular day, it happens that her "vision" involved a pillowcase and a large belt.

Hazzle
25-07-2006, 08:10 AM
Take off the blinkers mate...

Digital_Ice
25-07-2006, 09:49 AM
i cant tell is dumbass is being sarcastic, or living up to his name, and is over-smitten like all other fanboys, dead set on the fact she could never do anything wrong, and would defend her actions to the death.

some people eh haz?

kingdumbass
25-07-2006, 10:08 AM
I was being half-sarcastic....
The outfit is terrible, but I do kind of like it, anyway. It's sort of endearing when she dresses badly. I'd rather see someone looking like that than walking around in expensive-ass designer dresses all of the time...although a simple jeans and shirt outfit would beat both, hands down.

Maybe she's TRYING to get fugged. You know, for a thrill....

Hazzle
25-07-2006, 10:34 AM
Give it up. It's not intentional. She just has the fashion sense of a goose.

Idle
25-07-2006, 06:14 PM
What an unusual outfit.
And how odd it must be to know that if you venture outside your own home whatever you're wearing will be a subject in countless newspapers and magazines within days.

If there was any justice at all these pictures would at least stop the hysterical anorexia talk.
So not much hope of that, I suppose.

hasselbrad
25-07-2006, 06:18 PM
Maybe she's TRYING to get fugged. You know, for a thrill....

This has crossed my mind. Almost like she's just playing a game or friends are betting her that she won't wear this or that.

brownplayboy310
25-07-2006, 07:02 PM
whos her boyfriend? dude look friggin gross. like a sweedish drug addicted guitar player in a new-wave/punk band.

Mandy
25-07-2006, 08:02 PM
You're a Keira fan? lol

That's Rupert Friend (aka Orlando Bloom)

brownplayboy310
25-07-2006, 09:47 PM
fan yes, stalker no.

Hazzle
25-07-2006, 10:02 PM
You sound more of the latter.

joan
26-07-2006, 12:14 PM
You're a Keira fan? lol

That's Rupert Friend (aka Orlando Bloom)

he is ugly :/

btw. what aka mean?

Hazzle
26-07-2006, 03:42 PM
Also known as.

brownplayboy310
26-07-2006, 07:07 PM
Rupert is balding pretty hardcore. And is his hair braided in sections? That aint right. She could do alot better.

kingdumbass
27-07-2006, 12:15 AM
whos her boyfriend? dude look friggin gross. like a sweedish drug addicted guitar player in a new-wave/punk band.

Well, there IS chatter along those lines (heh, "lines") going around in various circles....
Erm, nevermind. That's not fair for me to say. He's probably just a slob. Maybe they're both slobs. Or just overworked. Yeah. I'm sure that's it. :icon_err:

Ahem.

joan
27-07-2006, 07:49 AM
whos her boyfriend? dude look friggin gross. like a sweedish drug addicted guitar player in a new-wave/punk band.

I agree with this opinion.

Hazzle
27-07-2006, 08:16 AM
Heh. It's Haz in disguise.



What? Oh etc.

Pearl
27-07-2006, 05:09 PM
Now that I see it in HQ (thanks to Dumbass) I have to say that the desgins on it are dumb. I think the idea of the baby doll was always adorable and Keira has the body to pull it off (and great legs to boot) but the belt...ergh...read my reply in Photo sightings.

Let us not be so blinded by beauty that we can't see that this outfit was a no-no on a few levels.

Ardnax
27-07-2006, 07:35 PM
whos her boyfriend? dude look friggin gross. like a sweedish drug addicted guitar player in a new-wave/punk band.
Sorry to go off topic here but please don't say anything bad about swedish people. And it's spelled with only one e. And he does so not look swedish, ew. Sorry, I'm just feeling very patriotic today.

brownplayboy310
27-07-2006, 09:56 PM
Sorry to go off topic here but please don't say anything bad about swedish people. And it's spelled with only one e. And he does so not look swedish, ew. Sorry, I'm just feeling very patriotic today.

sorry, something about his nose struck me as being norweigan.

Ardnax
30-07-2006, 10:16 AM
Then why did you write swedish? Norwegian and Swedish is not the same...

The one who should get fugged all the time is Rupert... I mean look at him, awful clothes all the time.

Hazzle
30-07-2006, 11:29 AM
Meh. Swedish. Norwegian. All those bloody Aryans look the same anyway...

kingdumbass
30-07-2006, 12:01 PM
Either way, Scandanavia appears to be a pretty damn nice place to be....
Sweden and Norway are always at the top of quality of life lists. High employment; strong education; good social services; stable cultural environments...and you never hear about those countries getting involved in bullshit like wars, and so forth. I think their key to success has something to do with the fact that they don't allow any damn foreigners in. I once looked into moving to Sweden, and it's a bitch. They don't just let any asshole like me move there.

Plus, the women in Sweden appear to be hot. What else is there, really?

Foeni
30-07-2006, 12:09 PM
Kings, it's fairly easy to get into Sweden. Denmark is the bad boy when it comes to that (thank god), though I don't think Americans have any trouble... Wer reject a lot of people from the Middle East, and when rejected a lot of them go to Sweden instead. We actually experienced that in my family. My cousin meet a South African man and they actually had to have Sweden in mind, just in case her boyfriend wasn't allowed into Denmark.

Oh, and Denmark is also Scandinavia.

EDIT: Forgot to say, Denmark's better. Sweden has ridicolous drinking laws.

Leonie
30-07-2006, 12:42 PM
GoFugYourself.com. Keira. Not Scandinavia. Get off your nationalistic horses. Thank you :)

Mrs. Bale
30-07-2006, 05:33 PM
ugly clothes!

Scaramouche
30-07-2006, 11:14 PM
Yeah!!! She's stylin'!!

XD

Swordsman
30-07-2006, 11:57 PM
Foeni, send back our exchange student from Denmark, he was fucking awesome.

Pearl
31-07-2006, 12:38 AM
The one who should get fugged all the time is Rupert... I mean look at him, awful clothes all the time.

His clothes are fine, it's just HIM that needs a fugging. Or atleast a hair cut and a face wash.

brownplayboy310
31-07-2006, 04:12 AM
His clothes are fine, it's just HIM that needs a fugging. Or atleast a hair cut and a face wash.

also rogain... he's probly scared to cut what he's got since he's balding so bad.

Hazzle
31-07-2006, 07:30 AM
Heh. Jealousy, such an ugly emotion.

Foeni, send back our exchange student from Denmark, he was fucking awesome.

Go re-read what Leonie said. And try and follow it next time.