View Full Version : Keria Getting Married...

30-05-2006, 01:24 AM
...in POTC 2? I just read through her filmography on this site and it says...

Pirates of the Caribbean 3 (Summer 2007) - Elizabeth Turner
Directed by Gore Verbinski

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (Summer 2006) - Elizabeth Swann/Turner
Directed by Gore Verbinski

...so i take it something must happen :icon_conf

30-05-2006, 01:34 AM

30-05-2006, 11:17 AM
yea so i cant spell...shut up! haha

01-06-2006, 02:49 PM
yes,in the second or in the third part elizabeth and will are gettin' married.WOW:)

20-07-2006, 12:33 AM
I can't wait! They're gorgeous together!

20-07-2006, 07:15 PM
Except he's amazingly gay and she's a tomboy beanpole. Oh wait, they ARE perfect.

22-07-2006, 08:44 PM
He's not gay. Orlando Bloom is a wonderful actor. And, as far as Keira being a tomboy beanpole, alot of my friends have body types like hers.

All i said was that they're gorgeous together.
Hazzle just has it in for me. I can't say anything without you jumping down my throat saying it's wrong. Sheesh.

22-07-2006, 09:24 PM
Actually if Haz DOESN'T say something dumb to you, then he DOES have it in for you.

23-07-2006, 10:36 AM
Exactly Pearl. And since all I did was post my opinion, without actually slagging anyone off, clearly I HAVE got it in for CT91 :p.

Orlando Bloom a wonderful actor? HEH. He's godawful. It's so obvious he went to drama school because he looks like he's been taught to act. Good actors can do it naturally, noone can teach you how to act. Even I'm a better actor than Orlando Bloom, just not quite so blessed with the good looks ;). I defy you to find one film in which he's been good. He even managed to ruin Kingdom of Heaven.

I wasn't slagging off Keira for being a beanpole tomboy. Stop being so hypersensitive. It was a flippant remark offering my opinion. Just because it seemed to disagree with yours, doesn't mean I was jumping down your throat, nor did I actually say you were wrong. In fact I said they were perfect together, so I was agreeing.

Chill out.

23-07-2006, 11:44 AM
I thought he was great in Black Hawk Down. Fell out of the chopper wonderfully, if only he did his own stunts ;)

23-07-2006, 07:32 PM
Big heh.

I believe BHD was the first movie Ridley Scott and Bloom worked on together. And probably, thus, what made him cast him in Kingdom of Heaven. Bet he regrets that now.

BHD was good because of Eric Bana and Josh Hartnett (who was also really good in Slevin). Was Ewan McGregor's last decent film although the signs his career was about to nosedive were there in what, by his standards, was an average performance.

On topic: I've not seen DMC, and I probably won't, but I've heard they don't get married (and will do so in the third film) so perhaps this thread has run its course? I could be wrong though, so feel free to correct me if I am.

23-07-2006, 10:43 PM
I still think Orly's an alright actor, at least in LOTR, Elizabethtown and POTC, but not Troy.
And the pictures of them together at the movie premieres are cute.
Sure, Hazzle. Just on some other topics I've posted on..... was wrong.... anyway never mind.
Sorry. Not trying to be hypersenstivie, or whatever.
And no, In DMC they do not get married.
Their marriage is now in question because of a certain event that takes place at the end of DMC.
Will might not be so comfortable marrying Elizabeth without some explanation.

So, OK. Sorry for being rude, Hazzle.
Later all...

23-07-2006, 11:01 PM
Yes, I heard of that event thanks to the fact that I don't actually care too much about spoilers for a film I'll probably never see. I do think though that if they don't, this thread should get locked.

Christ the only good thing about Orlando Bloom in POTC was when they made Will look stupid. He should do more comedy because people love seeing bad things happen to him. However whenever he was asked to do anything with substance, he failed miserably.

And don't get me started on LOTR. The worst performance in the entire turdfest that was LOTR was his. In fact I'd go so far as to say that the reason that me, a fan of LOTR since I was 10, a book I read religiously every year, the film adaptation of which I was waiting for when it was just a whisper around studios (and long before it was confirmed they were making it), hated those films, was largely down to him. Take him out and I might've been able to stand them. As it was they made me want to be sick so badly I can taste the bile just thinking about it.

As for Elizabethtown he managed to drain the personality out of Kirsten Dunst who is a virtual ball of energy most of the time. That film blew so badly. It was a poor man's Garden State and didn't come close to being as good. Troy was actually one of his better performances. He's a narcissistic fucker naturally so it fits the role. However I'm not sure if being yourself counts as "acting".

Won't deny they make a cute couple but he's a loathesome wanker with no talent.

24-07-2006, 02:49 PM
Ah, poor Orlando.
I was a fan of LoTR since I also was about 10, but I have to say, the better of the movies was Two Towers. Orlando Bloom pulled off some cool moves in that.
I'm not going to argue with you about his performances, because I see no end in sight if I keep insisting that he is good, and you keep insisting that he is awful.
Agree to disagree, it's fine.

But, to keep on topic,
I Can't wait to see them get married in the third one because they do look good together.
A Keira fan since I was eight, I'm gonna have to say that I like her Pirates of the Caribbean performances, and I couldn't picture anyone better for the role.

24-07-2006, 04:05 PM
Orlando Bloom as Will Turner was a fucking coup from a casting sense.
"Kind of a stick, isn't he?"
'nuff said.

24-07-2006, 11:27 PM
Ah, poor Orlando.
I was a fan of LoTR since I also was about 10, but I have to say, the better of the movies was Two Towers. Orlando Bloom pulled off some cool moves in that.

That's exactly what I hated about his performances. "Cool moves". Let me guess, the skateboarding? If you can find me that bit in the book I'll give you a cookie. Or any of his "moves". I hate putting "moves" that are clearly homages to modern culture in a film of a book that was written over 50 years ago. It smacked of marketting and crass cheesy modern culture.

Then again, I presume from the ages you mentioned and the numbers at the end of your username, you're 15? That would explain a lot. With all due respect those sort of touches were put in there to appease the more easily amused masses like yourself (teenyboppers) whilst single-handedly destroying authenticism for old fogeys. No offence but you'd struggle to find anyone over the age of 20 who thought those moves were "cool".

I actually agree with that Brad. When they were taking the piss out of him, he was perfect. But as usual Orlando takes himself too fucking seriously and his narcissistic ego requires that his role be a hero rather than the anti-hero it was so clearly meant to be. He's a vile snivelling snake and I wouldn't be surprised to hear he got them to "beef up" his role and make him seem less dorky.

25-07-2006, 12:50 AM
Actually, my lucky number is 91....
Once more, you don't have to agree with me.
They're just fun to watch....
Anyhow, I agree with the fact that you don't have to put those "Cool moves" into a movie like Lord of the Rings...
I think Hollywood took hold of Lord of the Rings too much, but it is still fun to see books that you love be made into movies. If you think the movie sucks compared to the movie, don't watch the movie.

25-07-2006, 01:42 AM
I believe you mean sucks compared to the book but fair point nonetheless.

Again, like I said, no offence, just stating my opinion.

25-07-2006, 06:33 PM
Cheers. yeah, actually, I can't really stand the first one, fellowship. The movie. It was terrible.

Books are much better.

26-07-2006, 07:59 PM
Keira always gets married in her films:

King Arthur
Dr Zhivago
Love Actually
P&P i think.

27-07-2006, 02:03 AM
Yes, P & P at the end.
But what makes me think they won't marry is that Keira said in an interview that she was tired of being married in her films and determined not to have that as much.
Shame, I hope it's not this one she decides not to marry in. Elizabeth and Will need to marry or it wiill all fall apart for me and make the first Pirates seem so

28-07-2006, 01:39 PM
And isn't she also to marry in Atonement?

28-07-2006, 11:40 PM
Silk and Atonement, Yes. I just hope she doesn't give up on the marriage thing in the Pirates 3. I'd be very dissapointed.

28-07-2006, 11:45 PM
i think she was just saying she got married to much refering to the roles she has signed up with.
so wedding will be something doesn't want to do in later non contracted films.
but that is just how i understood it.

29-07-2006, 01:01 AM
It's a shame she's not doing Jurassic Park 4 because now she'll never marry a dinosaur. Damn... no T-Rex insterspecies erotica.

29-07-2006, 01:40 AM

you worry me.

29-07-2006, 02:17 AM
Oh good god

not another jurassic park movie
im glad she's not doing it

29-07-2006, 03:52 AM
Yeah, Jurassic Park3 was really really fucking bad. The same dude that made that one is making the 4th one too, which means it'll suck again. But wouldn't it be cool if she married a dinosaur? I think it would be awesome!

29-07-2006, 12:09 PM
Yeah, Jurassic Park3 was really really fucking bad. The same dude that made that one is making the 4th one too, which means it'll suck again. But wouldn't it be cool if she married a dinosaur? I think it would be awesome!

It would indeed be rather freaky.

30-07-2006, 12:18 AM
Heck yes. But I am not sure I would even be willing to sit through yet ANOTHER Jurassic Park movie.

3 sucked bad.

30-07-2006, 12:41 AM
3 did suck hard but hey, if you know Keira is going to be doing insterpsecies erotica with a dinosaur i see no reason not to see it.

30-07-2006, 06:22 PM
Mmkay... but the rumours that she was doing a Jurasic movie, they did start on this board?

It's just that someone has reacently listed Jurasic Park 4 on her imdb profile, and I was wondering if it's becase we were joking about Keira marrying a T-rex..?

30-07-2006, 07:22 PM
I have no clue, but seeing Keira marry a T-rex would be pretty freakin' hilarious
Cheers to that!