Hazzle
21-05-2006, 10:12 PM
The case for the prosecution is as follows:
Stars wars fans have no friends other than other Star Wars fans. And they spend more time in Children's playgrounds than is healthy. I give you exhibit A:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/953/830/1024/darth.jpg
Star wars fans struggle to get dates and so have to resort to kissing their male friends for practice, on the off-chance that they may meet a female Star Wars fan (they're very rare) willing to go out with them. I give you exhibit B:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/953/830/1024/kissing.jpg
When a Star Wars fan runs out of money they resort to becoming Rent Boys. I give you exhibit C:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/953/830/1024/star-wars-bum.jpg
Stars wars fans have no friends other than other Star Wars fans. And they spend more time in Children's playgrounds than is healthy. I give you exhibit A:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/953/830/1024/darth.jpg
Star wars fans struggle to get dates and so have to resort to kissing their male friends for practice, on the off-chance that they may meet a female Star Wars fan (they're very rare) willing to go out with them. I give you exhibit B:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/953/830/1024/kissing.jpg
When a Star Wars fan runs out of money they resort to becoming Rent Boys. I give you exhibit C:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/953/830/1024/star-wars-bum.jpg