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mac10foelife
14-05-2006, 09:09 AM
To start off, I am sure the majority of you Ladies and Gentlemen have a myspace account and have an interest in Keira Knightley.



Alrighty then, to make any sense of this thread let me explain my real interest with Keira Knightley. Ever since I watched the movie "Domino", I have been a Keira knightley fan. And when on my myspace account, bored with nothing to do I searched to see if "The Real" Keira Knightley has a myspace account. Right off the bat I noticed tons of fakes and easily ignored them. Then as I continued to search, more and more profiles appeared with more in-depth details about Keira. They are so many accounts claiming to be her I do not know which one to believe. I’m kind of pissed and annoyed by it and I was wondering if you loyal members know if she even has an account. And if so what is the link? Even if you are not myspace members you should look at all these fakes. It’s really quite sad. Stay safe.



-Brandon







Here is my myspace account,

www.myspace.com/bmanluvskeirak (http://www.myspace.com/bmanluvskeirak)

kingdumbass
14-05-2006, 10:13 AM
No, the real Keira doesn't have a MySpace account at all....
And if you think the MySpace accounts are weird, you should see some of the fake Keira BLOGS I have found. Some of them are remarkably in-depth and well-written. In fact, there is one online community I know of that's made up of a huge group of people pretending to be celebrities. It's kind of like a role-playing excercise. You'll find a blog entry supposedly written by Keira Knightley, and posted are comments from Johnny Depp, Sienna Miller, Natalie Portman, and Christina Ricci. It blew my mind the first time I found these people. Some of them are pretty good!

Gallopin' Gaucho
09-06-2006, 05:17 AM
Howdy folks! Please keep your hands and arms inside the train and remain seated at all times - eh, howdy - Hang on to them hats an' glasses, coz this here's the wildest ride in the wilderness . . .

I was acting like the voice at Big Thunder Railroad at Disneyland. Did you believe me? Was it good?

Hazzle
09-06-2006, 09:29 AM
Howdy folks! Please keep your hands and arms inside the train and remain seated at all times - eh, howdy - Hang on to them hats an' glasses, coz this here's the wildest ride in the wilderness . . .

I was acting like the voice at Big Thunder Railroad at Disneyland. Did you believe me? Was it good?

You're a walking advertisement for compulsory sterilisation of retarded women.

Gallopin' Gaucho
09-06-2006, 10:14 AM
You're a walking advertisement for Spam.

Gallopin' Gaucho
09-06-2006, 10:16 AM
I'm sorry . . . Limited Edition, Black Pepper Spam to be exact.

once_dreaded
09-06-2006, 10:20 AM
Double posting is a banning offense. *dailing the mod police* Uh...hello? Yeah, we've got a douche problem that needs a good ban, thank you.

Hazzle
09-06-2006, 10:24 AM
It's against the rules to double post.

And no, actually, you're the walking advertisement for spam. I just have it as my avatar. Christ, I'm amazed I've met someone who spams worse than I do!

Gallopin' Gaucho
09-06-2006, 10:25 AM
Are you willing to give up the kingdom - mighty ayotola - motorola?

once_dreaded
09-06-2006, 10:28 AM
*shaking head* Ohhhh Gaucho you think you're so clever. You're no where near Hazzle's class in cleverness. Haz, seriously...I think we should save some of this game for Mandy, she'll thank us for it. I already MSN'd her about it...I think she's sleeping but she'll spot the message when she gets back online. *cracking up* Ohhhh this will be a lovely day to catch up on all the threads.

Kelsey
14-06-2006, 12:56 AM
Howdy folks! Please keep your hands and arms inside the train and remain seated at all times - eh, howdy - Hang on to them hats an' glasses, coz this here's the wildest ride in the wilderness . . .

I was acting like the voice at Big Thunder Railroad at Disneyland. Did you believe me? Was it good?

Sadly, I totally got who you were before I saw it mentioned.

EmotionSickness
14-06-2006, 01:05 AM
Gaucho: shut the fuck up, already.

And, yeah, fake myspaces are funny. I used to speak to someone who claimed to be Keira (Nightlee22, or some shit) on a semi-regular basis, via AOL Instant Messenger. I humored her (or him) for a few months and, man, they really ran with it. The day I asked them what their middle name was and they said, "I don't have one", I exposed them and they never spoke to me again. :(

hasselbrad
14-06-2006, 01:19 AM
Shit! So you mean to tell me the girl I'm flying to London that I met on mySpace isn't Keira Knightley?!?!
Well don't that just beat all?!?!
:p

barfownz
26-08-2006, 11:27 PM
If Kiera would have a real myspace, her head line would say "Official Keira Knightly Myspace"

My myspace's are in my signature.

Leonie
26-08-2006, 11:54 PM
I think she'd spell her own last name right though :P

Aren't there tonnes of MySpace accounts with that claim anyway? I don't think it holds much value.

barfownz
27-08-2006, 06:02 AM
Well check this out. It might be real. www.myspace.com/keiraknightley

Leonie
27-08-2006, 09:21 AM
It's not real. It's in the she-perspective. And who on earth would describe themselves as "beautiful 21-year-old actress" when they're proud of being down to earth, an image Keira likes to emphasise in interviews :)

They're all fake. There's nothing on there we don't already know. Almost everything on that website is ripped off directly from keiraweb.com.

KnightleyNews
27-08-2006, 12:54 PM
Almost everything on that website is ripped off directly from keiraweb.com.

Perhaps I should ask them to add me as a friend ? :icon_roll

Paul

Madonna
30-08-2006, 07:56 PM
I have one myspase lik of Keira, but i don't know if is real her account.If you want i can take your a link of her myspace.:)

barrington
30-08-2006, 10:20 PM
1. Keira does not have a MySpace account.
2. If she did, it would not be identifiable as such.
3. Which means there's not much point.
4. And it would only take one person to ruin it all.
5. Therefore, see point 1.

Get over it.

Madonna
30-08-2006, 11:44 PM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=93079253&MyToken=6f6be065-4a4a-4fe7-950c-8f621e69d2a0 this is not her real account?((

Ranman
31-08-2006, 12:21 AM
OMG!!! you found it

Digital_Ice
31-08-2006, 01:52 AM
i'm not even going to bother begining to tell you how that is so obviously not her...

Madonna
31-08-2006, 02:44 AM
i'm not even going to bother begining to tell you how that is so obviously not her...
Its not Keira myspace?:err: Im apset(

Leonie
31-08-2006, 05:45 AM
The "no/no" to smoking and drinking didn't ring a bell? She's been pictured drinking and smoking more than once, hon...

Ranman
31-08-2006, 08:59 AM
So If it wasn't her, Who did I ask to marry me?

Madonna
31-08-2006, 02:46 PM
So If it wasn't her, Who did I ask to marry me?
lol.But i see on myspace account were was real photos of Keira!

Hazzle
31-08-2006, 03:28 PM
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Mandy
31-08-2006, 03:51 PM
Right. Is there any more of a point to this thread? The accounts are fake. Get over it.

Madonna
31-08-2006, 04:17 PM
Look here http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=3147414&MyToken=01d9b988-2a35-47c9-ad54-82823c9d5465 .There many photos of Keira

Mandy
31-08-2006, 04:31 PM
Woopedy do. Seriously, if Keira had a myspace account, I wouldn't think she'd try to make it so obvious that it's her.

I'll give you one more chance to make this topic un-retarded.

Leonie
31-08-2006, 11:54 PM
Plus, the information on there doesn't match what we know from interviews. Her two "favourite movies in the whole wide world" aren't named, for example. Keira does not have a MySpace account. Anyone can find candid pictures or pictures from events and put them up. Hell, we probably have all the pictures on that site on KKW. Sorry, no real Keira on Myspace :)

Digital_Ice
31-08-2006, 11:59 PM
I still find it ammusing that many sites quote http://www.keiraknightley.com/ and http://www.kkwavefront.org/ as keira's "official" website

EmotionSickness
01-09-2006, 12:34 AM
Hey, guys, I'm Keira Knightley. I'm gonna post up pictures from photo shoots and movie premieres and talk about how boring and lame they are. My favorite movie is some random 90's bomb starring Melanie Griffith as an overaged slut.

C'mon.

Not to beat a dead horse or anything.

Ranman
01-09-2006, 01:11 AM
WOW! Are you the real Keira? Will you Marry me?

Mandy
01-09-2006, 01:16 AM
Locking this until/unless anyone believes there's any more purpose of it staying open.

Leonie
01-09-2006, 01:42 AM
I'd say it's quite amusing and not particularly harmful :D

Mandy
01-09-2006, 02:30 AM
I just don't see any more discussion to it, really. But do what you want.

Tinkerbell317
09-10-2006, 04:38 PM
Its like this with any actor/actress. I did a similar search for emma watson and the fakers have gone into so much detail to try to convince people its her. There are a lot of private photos of emma with her friends that have recently been spread all over the web, and found there way on to myspace. Its an invasion of privacy!

KeiraIsFIT
28-12-2006, 04:55 PM
basically then

Does Keira have myspace?

Madonna
01-01-2007, 05:21 AM
basically then

Does Keira have myspace?
I think,yes.But ONLY know Keira's myspace her friends

ste_iz_ere
01-01-2007, 02:33 PM
im sure i heard in an interview somewere she said she carnt use a copmuter .

Madonna
01-01-2007, 06:58 PM
im sure i heard in an interview somewere she said she carnt use a copmuter .
who know

ariek
07-02-2007, 09:06 PM
haha not to dig up a dead topic... but i was searching the web for a good B&W pic of Keira to do a pencil drawing of and wanted to see what others had done. I came across a Keira fan myspace saying its owned by Rachael Holmes (evidently she has a fan-site too) Anyway her page says "I know the real Keira but this is fan site don't try and talk to her personally" and in the top 8 is the "official" keira myspace... if thats fake too... why would it be private... its not like its keeping anyone from REALLY bypassing the "privacy" thing...

maybe i'm too hopeful... lol
oh yeah here are the links or whatnot

http://www.myspace.com/keira_kightley_fans
http://www.myspace.com/theofficialkeiraknightley

just another 2 fakes?

ariek
07-02-2007, 09:09 PM
And if that really IS her... I just let all you in on a my chance to break her and Rupert up...

michael22
07-02-2007, 09:57 PM
right..........good luck with that
by the way what font best decribes sarcaism

ariek
09-02-2007, 05:32 AM
hahaha yeah, but there was a small percentage of false hope...

ste_iz_ere
26-02-2007, 08:48 PM
lol how can u beleve that stuff anyway she probably hasnt got time for that crap