View Full Version : If Keira were a diva...

13-05-2006, 12:36 AM
Would you still like her?

I'm not talking about having gofers and make up artists, I'm talking hard core bitchy. Paris Hilton type.

13-05-2006, 01:19 AM

13-05-2006, 02:02 AM
Of course not. Unless she made a sex video too.

13-05-2006, 02:33 AM
You know what would REALLY be annoying?
If Keira started doing all kinds of other crap, besides acting in films, like your typical diva does. You know -- for instance, J-Lo has, like, clothing lines and perfumes and pop albums, and stuff. I find that very irritating, and I could never take her seriously as an actress just for that reason. "Yeah, J-Lo was great in Dallas. I'm impressed she found the time to fit it into her busy schedule between all of the fashion shows and business meetings she's had to attend!"
Keira better stick to just acting. And yes, the Chanel thing is fine. I don't know why, though.

I also hate the celebrities who are always showing up to crap like premieres (spelling?) and other nonsense. Leave that bullshit to Paris Hilton and Sienna Miller. Like that much-hyped, star-studded party last week to honor British fashion designers (or whatever it was) -- I look at something like that, and think, "Jesus. Hollywood sure is a miserable fucking place!" A good rule of thumb for Keira would be to never be in the same place as Jessica Simpson.

13-05-2006, 02:46 AM
No, infact i'd hate her. I hate all those diva whore bitch dudefuckers. If Keira started showing up at like Scary Movie 4 premieres and talking like she was retarded and fucking pretty much every dude within a mile radius then i would hate her. Because that's what divas do....fuck EVERYTHING. I think Keira's too chill to become a diva pop bitch anyway.Little fun fact Whitney Houston loooves crack cocaine, but doesn't have teeth.

13-05-2006, 03:14 AM
You know what the ultimate disappointment would be?
If she went to a party at the Playboy mansion. I always lose a nice chunk of respect for any celebrity that I see hanging out on the Grotto. I personally would rather put a bullet in my head than hang out with Hef and his crew of sycophants and golddiggers.

13-05-2006, 03:52 AM
I'm pretty sure those girls are too dumb to know that their goldiggers. I'm pretty sure that the grotto is only like 9% water. The rest is just sperm, pussy juice, and new STDs...super aids...

13-05-2006, 08:14 AM
...Thanks. You just ruined my breakfast.

Keep in mind there's 11-year-old fans here, will you? :)

13-05-2006, 10:30 AM
No, I wouldn't like her as a person if she was a diva but I would still like her acting. Honestly I don't care so much about what kind of personality an actor has just as long as he or she is a good actor and I can stand watching them in movies. Paris Hilton is not one of those.

13-05-2006, 10:30 AM
I would Love it if Keira was a diva
I might have a shot at her.

13-05-2006, 01:43 PM
i wouldnt like it if she was a diva because i find her personality 1 of the most attractive things about her and the shallow soul sucking diva type just doesnt do it for me.

13-05-2006, 04:29 PM
Keep in mind there's 11-year-old fans here, will you? :)

Jet's gonna have to learn it one way or another.

Of course it would be lame if she was a diva. I think everyone's here on these boards because Keira's not that type of person. And hopefully never becomes that type of person.

13-05-2006, 06:04 PM
I would lose all respect probably hate with all my concious thought

13-05-2006, 09:08 PM
no actually i would stop liking her, beacuse its too much . and if anyone have seen domino, she was acting in it very differently than all of the movies she acted in , i thing thats the worst movie she acted in , i didnt like it that much , but i liked the other movies like pride and preduce omg that was like the best moviee everrrrrrrrrrrr and pirates of the caribbean , those are like the best movies everr of my life, she acts sooooooo good in them, she acted good in domino , but i didnt like it that much cause each minute there was swearing in it, i hated it cause of that, but anyways, hope she wont becoming like others actresses, or like paris hilton!!!

16-05-2006, 09:06 AM
dont think she wlll become a diva from interviews ive read she seems too down-to earth for that-wonder if she saw the cup final sat, think she still gets to Upton Park occasionally

16-05-2006, 10:32 PM
If she became a diva a-la-J-Lo I think I'd have to send a hit-squad of polar bears to knock some sense into her. I couldn't and wouldn't respect her if she produced musical albums, perfume, clothing lines and everything else that greedy diva-bi-otches must do to keep themselves in the spotlight.

Gallopin' Gaucho
09-06-2006, 05:03 AM
If she became a diva we'd get to see more of her cuz she'd be hangin' around Mariah an' Whitney an' Celine an' J-Lo gettin' in catfights with Christina Aguilera on VH1.