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kingdumbass
25-04-2006, 04:38 AM
Want to make your own conspiracy theory?
Then look no further:
http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html

Here's mine:
"In order to understand Rod Stewart's Anus you need to realize that everything is controlled by a The Welsh Liberation Front made up of Eskimos with help from National Association for Down's Syndrome.


The conspiracy first started during the final episode of "Family Ties" in Bulgaria. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Moon landing.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their habit of uncontrollable shitting.

They want to projectile vomit on The International Organization of Associated Federations and imprison resisters in Utah using my ass. In order to prepare for this, we all must masturbate. Since the media is controlled by Michael Moore we should get our information from Rush Limbaugh."

Everything makes sense now.

Foeni
25-04-2006, 04:31 PM
In order to understand The Wavefront you need to realize that everything is controlled by a gang made up of cretins with help from certain australians.
The conspiracy first started during the creation of KKW in the Internet. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the spam amount spread on the boards.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by hazzles.

They want to slap Baz and imprison resisters in Ranman's place using violence.

In order to prepare for this, we all must gather. Since the media is controlled by Ranman we should get our information from Hasselbrad.

Leonie
25-04-2006, 07:08 PM
In order to understand intelligence you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of students made up of KKW moderators with help from KKW members.

The conspiracy first started during the crash of the old KKW in London. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the banning of Hazzle.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by the habit of talking shit.

They want to clobber Barrington and imprison resisters in a deserted corner of the interweb using locksticks.

In order to prepare for this, we all must go to sleep. Since the media is controlled by the KKW officers we should get our information from Mags.

Haharr! One upped you :icon_razz