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21-04-2006, 10:46 PM
.... can be found at here (www.chucknorrisfacts.com).
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
22-04-2006, 02:26 AM
We had the exact same thing a while back about Vin Diesel.
22-04-2006, 03:42 AM
Chucky is 66 years old.
I doubt he can kick anybody's ass anymore
22-04-2006, 03:52 AM
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
But Chuck Norris jokes are old, seen heaps of them sprouting on my msn list last year.
Every day in WOW I'm hit with a billion and one of these so called 'jokes' about Chuck Norris, mostly from 12 year old kids playing on daddy's ebay account.
The Vin Diesel one was funny for a while. This is not.
22-04-2006, 05:32 AM
I thought the Vin Diesel one was funny, therefore posted it. However after it caught on at my university and quotes shoed up everyday in the paper, it got old.... Quick.
22-04-2006, 06:37 AM
i love them
Rob The BLack Douglas
22-04-2006, 06:39 AM
When the boogie man goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
23-04-2006, 10:36 AM
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice.
Chuck Norris can also divide by zero.
23-04-2006, 11:00 AM
# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Heh. That's so bad it made me laugh.
24-04-2006, 03:12 AM
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
That one not only made me laugh, but made me wish that if I did that I wouldn't have to pay taxes.
24-04-2006, 09:54 AM
They're lame, and that's what makes them funny.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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