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hasselbrad
06-04-2006, 01:41 AM
...Mother Teresa?
Apparently, some Bollywood director has her on his short list to play her in an upcoming film. He says they have similar features, but somehow I don't see Mother Teresa suffering umpteen "nip-slips".
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Jacoby
06-04-2006, 01:44 AM
...Mother Teresa?
Apparently, some Bollywood director has her on his short list to play her in an upcoming film. He says they have similar features, but somehow I don't see Mother Teresa suffering umpteen "nip-slips".
:icon_err:

You didn't see 'em yet!?

Oh man, they rock. Go to this site: www.HotMuthaTeresaNipSlips.com

hasselbrad
06-04-2006, 01:46 AM
You didn't see 'em yet!?

Oh man, they rock. Go to this site: www.HotMuthaTeresaNipSlips.com

Hawt!

:D

Jacoby
06-04-2006, 01:51 AM
Haha. It's actually pretty ridiculous that Paris would play that type of character.

It's like hearing that Robert Downy Jr. will be playing the part of Jesus Christ in the sequel to The Passion.

Paris and Nikki are getting their own animated show, also. Which is equally ridiculous.

calereneau
06-04-2006, 02:28 AM
I know who paris and nikki hilton are. Which is infinitely more ridiculous than anything else on this planet.

Ashley
06-04-2006, 04:47 AM
It makes me want to write a petition letter. That's like.... not good. I could make some comparisons of what it would be like but they also maybe offensive like I think her performance would be.

once_dreaded
06-04-2006, 07:24 AM
Okay...where are all the outraged people of India???? HELLO!!!! Completely WRONG person to pick for Mo-Ter, c'mon...this chick can't even get up in the morning without a cosmopolitan and a facial *GAG* Who is this idiot director anyway?I would start a riot over this one...and that's SAYING something...I'm in no way political but this is TOO ridiculous to even think of *numbing headache* Bah that buggah-ho

deviljet88
06-04-2006, 07:27 AM
That is such an insult to Teresa... Slightly off topic, but who would you love to take the role? I'll say Keira to prevent any further fan-freaks to mention it.

once_dreaded
06-04-2006, 07:31 AM
She doesn't have the Mo-Ter qualities yet. I don't know if anyone is worthy of that role. It'd be like asking someone to play Lady Di. I don't even know how Mel picked what's-his-butt to play Jesus in "The Passion." I think the role will have to go to someone wholesome, pure, mature, and scandal-free (yes, yes, I know you believe Keira is all of these things but she is also YOUNG).

gotasmoke
06-04-2006, 08:38 AM
This has to be a joke.

Jessie T
06-04-2006, 02:21 PM
Is it the "Scary Movie 5"?!!!:icon_rofl

calereneau
06-04-2006, 02:37 PM
That is such an insult to Teresa... Slightly off topic, but who would you love to take the role? I'll say Keira to prevent any further fan-freaks to mention it.

Katherine Keener

hasselbrad
06-04-2006, 03:02 PM
This has to be a joke.

Nope. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060403/ennew_afp/afpentertainmentindiafilmparishilton_060403135629)

fandekeira
06-04-2006, 04:40 PM
that'll be the funniest think to see paris hilton as mother teresa!!they are oposed!!wow the realisator took drugs when he got this idea!!

AureaMediocritas
06-04-2006, 06:44 PM
One Night in Mother Theresa :D

calereneau
06-04-2006, 08:20 PM
ooooh....zing!!!

Ashley
06-04-2006, 10:09 PM
I'd say someone maybe from India, an unknown, absolute unknown. Maybe it's just me, but I think someone who doesn't have a porno out would be a better choice :icon_err:

dave
06-04-2006, 11:23 PM
I'd say someone maybe from India, an unknown, absolute unknown. Maybe it's just me, but I think someone who doesn't have a porno out would be a better choice :icon_err:

The tiny bent over woman/man in "The Year of Living Dangerously," Linda Hunt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Hunt)

See Doubt (http://u.dailynews.com/Stories/0,1413,211~23543~2767580,00.html)

Ashley
07-04-2006, 03:45 AM
Ho ho! The principal from Kindergarten Cop with Ahhnold. I know her work, good call on her. She'd get my seal of approval.

But what about for a young Mother Teresa?

once_dreaded
07-04-2006, 07:23 AM
Dude...I think the director only looked at Paris' nose for the similarity in features *ba da da*

Linda Hunt rocks! I KNEW she was the voice of Management. Oh yeah, the whole Oscar thing for winning as playing a male character, classic. W00T!!! She'd be perfect for Mo-Ter.