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once_dreaded
31-03-2006, 09:38 AM
Okay, I watched the re-run of the Ellen show w/Kiera where she shows her talent for playing "Rain drops keep falling on my head" on her teeth.

Secret talents baby...what are yours?

I do an awesome "When Harry Met Sally" deli scene...fake orgasm a-la Meg Ryan.
Very entertaining animal impressions
Can change my accent at will
Move my ears up and down
Fold my tongue into fourths

And that's it for this installment of Al's looniness.

Mandy
31-03-2006, 09:41 AM
I can fold my tongue into thirds.
I can whistle the sound exactly like a train.
I can roll one eye side to side while keeping the other still.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can blow smoke rings.

Liam
31-03-2006, 09:55 AM
I do voices. Ask Leonie or Kate about it.

Answering the phone with a Russell Crowe voice always freaks people out.

Leonie
31-03-2006, 09:56 AM
I do voices. Ask Leonie or Kate about it.

Answering the phone with a Russell Crowe voice always freaks people out.
He will get his revenge, in this life or the next :icon_lol:

gotasmoke
31-03-2006, 10:40 AM
I can fit my fist in my mouth.

deviljet88
31-03-2006, 12:07 PM
I can fit my fist in my mouth.
That made me attempt it... without success, awesome.

Haven't come up with a secret talent yet... besides, whistling abilities... meh.

hasselbrad
31-03-2006, 12:58 PM
I can change my accent as well. Birmingham, Alabama to Birmingham, England, with many stops in between.
I can also pick things up with my toes.

Arbery
31-03-2006, 04:19 PM
i can put my legs behind my head...fun stuff

Mandy
31-03-2006, 04:36 PM
......I'm just going to picture that for a sec..

mmmmk.

Leonie
31-03-2006, 04:40 PM
I can do flips... also off diving boards, the latter with varying success.

Jessie T
31-03-2006, 05:01 PM
I can do the voices of Gother

http://www.poohfriends.com/modules/coppermine/albums/Picturesdisney/gopher/thumb_gopher03.jpg (http://www.poohfriends.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=34&pos=2)

and Piglet.
http://www.poohfriends.com/modules/coppermine/albums/Picturesclassic/classicpiglet/thumb_c-Piglet05.jpg (http://www.poohfriends.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=25&pos=4)

And I also can do like that Brad Pitt does with the eyes in 'Twelve Monkeys':


http://www.virtualurth.com/pages/cez/monkey2.gif

I have so many talents...:icon_rofl

acliff
31-03-2006, 06:37 PM
In keeping with the topic, I choose that my talents remain secret.

once_dreaded
31-03-2006, 08:12 PM
^Kill joy

I can pick things up with my toes too...my sister always said I had ugly toes...I guess you would too if I ran after you to pinch you with them *shrugs*.

I can "strobe" my eyes...I move them really quickly...freaks people out, sweet.

Hmmmm *taps fingers on desk* I can arch my left eyebrow but can't consciously arch my right one...it just does it on its own.

Mandy
31-03-2006, 08:20 PM
In keeping with the topic, I choose that my talents remain secret.

Well you have to have some in order to share them anyway. :D

acliff
31-03-2006, 08:42 PM
Fine...

I can crack my knuckles in 24 different places, I can crack my neck left and right making a total of 11 pops. I can crack my back like a chiropactor might do to you by grabbing the back of my neck. I can't quite get the bottom vertebrae in one run, I have to crack them by pushing them with my thumbs.
And thats not even mentioning my toes, elbows and knees.
:)

Mandy
31-03-2006, 08:43 PM
Those aren't talents, that's bad joints. :p

acliff
31-03-2006, 10:30 PM
Thats almost insulting, I worked hard to get them as bad as they are.

kingdumbass
31-03-2006, 11:48 PM
I can shoot golf balls out of my ass....

Renegade
31-03-2006, 11:56 PM
I can make this weird little chirping sound with my throat.

Arbery
02-04-2006, 04:00 PM
......I'm just going to picture that for a sec..

mmmmk.

i'm sure you loved what you thought in your head...:icon_redf haha

but i can also do backflips n stuff like that...my record is 21 in a row...was pretty damn dizzy after though! :icon_conf

once_dreaded
02-04-2006, 10:26 PM
Woohoo the thread is growing

I have an undeniable knack for getting lost in Portland...even when I have directions...damn streets LOL.

Mandy
03-04-2006, 12:54 AM
i'm sure you loved what you thought in your head...:icon_redf haha



Yeah it gave me a good hard laugh :p

michael22
05-04-2006, 11:06 PM
disarm six people at once with a saber

strobe my eyes

fence on a mechanical bull (never ever again)

read war and peace in 2 days
and many more....

DefyingGravity
07-04-2006, 06:46 PM
I can sing opera.

once_dreaded
07-04-2006, 08:33 PM
my three-year-old nephew is a musical genius in the making...he can imitate any and all sounds he hears and name where they come from, simply brilliant little boy.

EmotionSickness
07-04-2006, 08:54 PM
I can mimic accents pretty well, something I started practicing as a small child trying to imitate the Beatles. I can (convincingly) do just about any accent.