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kingdumbass
18-03-2006, 12:41 AM
This is semi-Keira related....
I was just thinking that if I were a celebrity, I would use the paparazzi to amuse myself. I've noticed that whenever Keira is spotted in public doing anything even remotely interesting, it sparks a wave of rumors and speculation, and so why not have a good time with it?

The next time Keira notices paparazzi watching her, she should:
-Be seen walking into an abortion clinic
-Go into a sex shop
-Go to a methadone clinic
-Get an AIDS test
-Slap her mother
-Go into a plastic surgeon's office, and come out with her face wrapped in bloody bandages

This would make life just a little more interesting for all of us.

Anyone else have suggestions?

Mandy
18-03-2006, 02:19 AM
Not really.

kingdumbass
18-03-2006, 02:41 AM
Are you implying that I have posted a crappy thread, or are you simply saying that you have no desire to participate?

Mandy
18-03-2006, 02:44 AM
Both?

Fine. I'd like to see her in a t-shirt that says "Fuck you all."

BrunoJA
18-03-2006, 04:07 AM
How about do anything? That seems to spark quite a bit of speculation and rumor.

kingdumbass
18-03-2006, 04:19 AM
And as you are certainly aware, Bruno, I am just as guilty as anyone of falling for that....
Now, bear in mind that Keira doesn't necessarilly have to do something BAD in my "Mess with the Paparazzi" scenario. She could just be seen doing something really strange. Like, I dunno, stand there on a corner, talking to a street sign.

fandekeira
18-03-2006, 10:27 AM
Y not?that could be funy

Ardnax
18-03-2006, 05:16 PM
I think she should run screaming around on the streets in a nightgown with really messy hair... No wait, I think I should do that, sounds like fun.

Digital_Ice
18-03-2006, 05:53 PM
I think she should run screaming around on the streets in a nightgown with really messy hair... No wait, I think I should do that, sounds like fun.

When I forget my medication, I'm regularly found running down the street in a dress, screaming at the top of my voice, clutching some cake, and a penguin i swiped from the zoo...

:icon_err:

lol

BrunoJA
18-03-2006, 09:02 PM
And as you are certainly aware, Bruno, I am just as guilty as anyone of falling for that....
Now, bear in mind that Keira doesn't necessarilly have to do something BAD in my "Mess with the Paparazzi" scenario. She could just be seen doing something really strange. Like, I dunno, stand there on a corner, talking to a street sign.
Well, your (perhaps excessive) interest can be excused, for it is not malicious.

once_dreaded
26-03-2006, 12:05 AM
Oooooo I like this...I'm crazy cooky so I would have a BLAST with the pap-a-kaze.

#1 - Shop at walmart...damn store is always full, they'd have trouble just following me around...Oooo and take a motor-cart (handicap cart) to shop LOL...I do it sometimes...late at night...don't want someone who really needs it to not have it, it's fun though...try it.

#2 - I like the sex shop dealio...add a twist...ask the pap which dong they want stuck up their arses by me.

#3 - Go to Hollywood video and rent the most horribly bad movie selection ever.

#4 - Plastic surgereon, good...but come out with a bulge between the legs and the breasts taped down...no more Keira, it's now Kyle LMFAO

#5 - Ummmm...be seen with a real major bull-dyke...there's no way to describe them...just look it up online LOL. No offense to other homos...I'm just a m-b who finds bulls REALLY scarey LOL

Kyrilka
26-03-2006, 06:15 PM
he-he funny ^)

I think sex shop will be cool

once_dreaded
06-04-2006, 09:24 AM
*ahem* fake sex on the beach LOL

Randomly scream foul worlds (a-la terrets [sp?])

Leonie
06-04-2006, 11:02 AM
tourette's? :)

BrunoJA
06-04-2006, 12:27 PM
How about marrying some unknown college student from the United States? That'd screw with 'em!

once_dreaded
07-04-2006, 07:03 AM
^Ummm Brittney Spears already did that one...Oooo 5 minutes of tabloid spotlight http://www.kkwavefront.org/forums/images/smilies/icon_mod.gif

kingdumbass
07-04-2006, 07:42 AM
Kevin Federline went to college?!?
Clown, or Barber?

once_dreaded
07-04-2006, 10:16 AM
Kevin Federline went to college?!?
Clown, or Barber?

Not THAT hubby...the dude she married in Vegas...so forgettable I don't remember his name but apparentley K-fed's ex is now dating the guy.

Pap-e-kaze: Perform "When Harry Met Sally" deli scene at the local pub while enjoying a pint or two.

ArchSeeker
23-04-2006, 07:02 AM
HAhaha, this topic has always been something I've thought about when I've day-dreamed about individuals followed by paparazzi.
I have always wondered, ... the paparazzi,.. they follow the said actor and actresses because they are able to record information about what they see on tape recorders and digital devices, right?

What about going into a place (help me with this one) where electroic devices didn't work, or perhaps, where they would be nuetralized.

>:).. hehehe.. >:)

The notion that a particular device or place could be known as a paparazzi free enviroment for those in stardom... think about it. Do you think they would appreciate such a thing?

once_dreaded
23-04-2006, 06:36 PM
They would SO appreciate it. I think the J-Lo movie *thinking* y'know...her husband was psycho & stalking her...she ended up kicking his ass in the end...she used an electronic device that cut out the cell phone connection so there HAS to be some special spy stuff that can de-bug the bugs electronically.


Pap-a-kaze adventure: go to a strip joint & get up on stage...do a pole dance.

ArchSeeker
25-04-2006, 05:21 AM
This might sound like a typical question from a new comer, but it would be so absolutely .... just freaking wicked if someone from either another forum for ANOTHER actor/actress' or a paparazzi toting star themself could mention any success they have had on the topic. Err, that isn't a question ... so. How do you go about actually getting the opinions and commentary of those with dedicated fan-sites. I don't sappose they give out their messaging clint name too often?

Really, .. to be honest, as an electronics major myself, I know that while certain things can be expensive, an EM disabling device is pretty .. well, yea, .. easy to make.:icon_conf :read: :icon_mod: !

To be sure, I think it would be much cooler to know of a starlet renegade that the paparazzi treated as the plague. Hell, talk about a second form of fame, ... it sounds like something the ozzi's might have done at the beginning of their TV carrier.. but in this case, it would be a permanent plan or place to go to be rid of them.

Anyone else out there with a criminal mind?
Michael

BrunoJA
20-05-2006, 11:48 AM
Wear a red string on my wrist to make everyone doubt my sanity.

Hazzle
20-05-2006, 01:57 PM
Actually next time the paps are out Keira should pose for them pissing standing up. Now that'd impress the hell out of me, I dunno about you.

kingdumbass
21-05-2006, 02:29 AM
I would watch that with a sort of morbid fascination....

once_dreaded
21-05-2006, 08:05 PM
Hazzle how is she supposed to make that work? Wear a catheter? I'm a chicka and I can't pee standing up...it would get all over the place...show me a woman that can pee standing up and I'd say she's got mad talent LOL.

Ranman
21-05-2006, 08:07 PM
I've seen women pee standing up in porn video's

Mandy
21-05-2006, 08:09 PM
Pap-a-kaze adventure: go to a strip joint & get up on stage...do a pole dance.

Christina Aguilera did that one.

Hazzle
24-05-2006, 09:20 AM
I've seen women pee standing up in porn video's

And then there's these.

Liam
24-05-2006, 10:45 AM
zomg.

hasselbrad
24-05-2006, 12:28 PM
I bet she can't write her name, though.

Jacoby
24-05-2006, 06:01 PM
I love the water-can reference on the picture.

once_dreaded
24-05-2006, 06:13 PM
*bowing* Okay, a woman can pee standing up without it getting all over, thank you for showing me oh wise one.

Hazzle
24-05-2006, 07:31 PM
Them Japs...whatever will they come up with next?

A phallic-shaped replacement for a real penis, that has several vibration settings, so women don't need a man for sexual pleasure?




Oh.

once_dreaded
26-05-2006, 09:21 AM
Poor Haz, they've already made them...and multiple models for all our girlish pleasures.

Back onto topic:
Call everyone Glibs and join Tom Cruise in the fight to make the world a Scientology planet.

Hazzle
26-05-2006, 11:22 AM
Poor Haz, they've already made them...and multiple models for all our girlish pleasures.

Hence the "Oh". Damned Japs.

I think Keira should make ambulance noises at her next interview. Nee naw, nee naw.

once_dreaded
01-06-2006, 10:11 AM
Get a big male dog...Irish Wolfhound and train it to PISS on the pap-a-kaze, yes!!!!!

Gallopin' Gaucho
09-06-2006, 04:35 AM
She should ride a horse naked while eating a box of Godiva chocolates and if they laugh, challenge them to a duel :fencing:

kingdumbass
20-08-2006, 04:39 AM
By the way, I just heard someone make a pretty smart suggestion for how a celebrity can get the paparazzi to back off....
It's simple: Wear the same type of outfit every day. Something plain, and uninteresting. Imagine if Keira K were to be photographed for, like, three months straight wearing just a plain black t-shirt and jeans. Every time. For a few months. On end.

All of the pictures would look the same. Half of the reason people look at pap snaps of celebrities is that they want to know what the celeb is wearing, and how they look, in general. But what if the celeb looked the same all of the time? The paps would have no reason to photograph them as much.

Russel Crowe apparently once used that strategy, and I hear it helped him.

Just a little something to throw out there.

Immortal
20-08-2006, 05:19 AM
I dont think any of those would be cool

Nick
22-08-2006, 06:06 AM
I think someone already said she should go into a movie store and rent some bad movies, but instead of renting some bad movies she should rent any movie she's appeared naked in (i.e. Domino, the Hole.) Then she can say "I like to watch myself perform" and give the paps a sexy little smile and a wink.