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SexyForumVoyeurNine
29-11-2005, 08:38 PM
I have.
Ranman
29-11-2005, 08:50 PM
Boy thats original
Digital_Ice
29-11-2005, 08:56 PM
heh.

Yup, I often pretend to be keira to get free stuff.... The trouble is, being a bloke, it doesnt really work....


(what is it with all the stupid questions latley, post something interesting!)
Richard
29-11-2005, 09:58 PM
I'm contemplating a "do you litter?" thread.

I think it would be quite interesting.
duckula
29-11-2005, 09:58 PM
I am Keira.
acliff
29-11-2005, 10:02 PM
I was Keira on IRC many moons ago... if you can remember that, you've been here too long.
deviljet88
29-11-2005, 10:20 PM
I've got bigger tits than Keira. Doesn't work.
hasselbrad
29-11-2005, 10:26 PM
I've pretended that hookers were Keira. Does that count?
Ranman
29-11-2005, 10:41 PM
I am Keira.


OH OH OH can i have your autograph

I know you have read it before here
But I am your true soul mate
We should get married right away
duckula
29-11-2005, 11:07 PM
Get away from me.
devine kk
30-11-2005, 07:57 AM
A friend of mine is the spitting image of her. On a recent trip to New York we got VIP treatment in a couple of places. Very scary actually. Strangley never happended in the UK.
Foeni
30-11-2005, 08:32 PM
No.

(This is to make the post comply with the required length).
Jacoby
30-11-2005, 09:37 PM
I've pretended that hookers were Keira. Does that count?

*RIMSHOT!*

I can't afford the hookers. So I just dress my hand up as Keira. I don't masturbate, I just dress my hand up... look at it for a little while. We talk. That's what I like about Keira and I's relationship, it's not just sex, we also have a strong connection and we communicate a bunch. But the sex is great.
Ranman
30-11-2005, 10:40 PM
*RIMSHOT!*

I can't afford the hookers. So I just dress my hand up as Keira. I don't masturbate, I just dress my hand up... look at it for a little while. We talk. That's what I like about Keira and I's relationship, it's not just sex, we also have a strong connection and we communicate a bunch. But the sex is great.


That's the funniest response I ever heard. :icon_lol:

You have a spare outfit for my hand?
Jasmine
03-12-2005, 05:39 AM
*RIMSHOT!*

I can't afford the hookers. So I just dress my hand up as Keira. I don't masturbate, I just dress my hand up... look at it for a little while. We talk. That's what I like about Keira and I's relationship, it's not just sex, we also have a strong connection and we communicate a bunch. But the sex is great.
That's creative.

I've never pretended to be Keira, but I imagine it'd be pretty easy to do considering all the random things I know about her. But I'd never do that. I think I'd get bored. Although I think I might try to dress my hand up like Keira sometimes and see how good the sex is.