Super-Lame

[Mandy]

Here's the latest in celebrities naming their kids super-retarded names:

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/eo/20051003/112838568000.html

[hasselbrad]

Good thing daddy's a rich celebrity, so he doesn't have to go to public school and get a daily ass-whoopin'.
He should have named him "Bird" for Charley Parker.

[Mandy]

At least you know his kid wont try to be a movie star later on in life. Maybe that's what they do it for.

Apple Martin, Phinnaeus Roberts...I can't see it.

[Ashley]

Apple Martin, Phinnaeus Roberts...I can't see it.

I may be alone on this... and I probably am. But I like both of those. Apple just fits that kid when you look at her. And Phinnaeus is just a kick ass name, you could call him Phinn, like Great Expectations.
And I think it's Phinnaeus Moder.

[deviljet88]

The birth name of Superman, haha. Oh well, there's money.

[DragonRat]

Something tells me he's going to be somewhere, somehow, in some Superman movie 30 years later. He's also going to be attributed by first-name only: "...and now introducing... Kal-el."

[Renegade]

I may be alone on this... and I probably am. But I like both of those. Apple just fits that kid when you look at her. And Phinnaeus is just a kick ass name, you could call him Phinn, like Great Expectations.
And I think it's Phinnaeus Moder.

I like Apple. It reminds me of an iPod. Any other fruit would sound weird... maybe except tangerine, that sounds neat.

[Richard]

You guys forgot Shannyn Sossamon's kid, Audio Science.

Now that...

[Mags]

You guys forgot Shannyn Sossamon's kid, Audio Science.

Now that...

I'm afraid I have to give top insane-naming honors to Penn Jillette. And his daughter. Moxie Crimefighter.



hee.

[Donkeypunchgrandma]

Diana Ross called her son Ross.