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hasselbrad
30-09-2005, 08:24 PM
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing and concludes
by
saying:

"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as
the President sits, head in his hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:icon_rofl :icon_rofl :icon_rofl :icon_rofl :icon_rofl :icon_rofl

Foeni
30-09-2005, 08:30 PM
It's good, but I didn't expect you to come up with that, Brad.

Ashley
30-09-2005, 10:16 PM
I think I shall start telling that joke. It gave me a good giggle

deviljet88
01-10-2005, 12:13 AM
Yay for Bush jokes, more more.

Jasmine
01-10-2005, 01:06 AM
heheh nice one. here's the only bush joke i know:

An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House for four years, and now half the country is looking for work."

Rob The BLack Douglas
01-10-2005, 02:32 AM
That's good Jasmine :D

TrueColours
01-10-2005, 09:19 AM
Wow both of those jokes are awesome hehehe

Hazzle
01-10-2005, 12:15 PM
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ''tragedy.''

"Well," one girl replied, "If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!"

The President smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?"

A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!"

The President shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?"

A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. President, if you and Laura were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!"

"Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?"

"Well," she said, "It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss!"