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deviljet88
21-07-2005, 11:21 AM
http://www.jobpredictor.com/

Odd, I got stunt person even if I hate anything too risky... Just goes to show how accurate these things are. Just for a laugh anyway.

Here's a few odd ones I tried...

Keira Knightley, Your ideal job is a Human Shield.

Harry Potter, Your ideal job is a teasmaid.

Santa Claus, Your ideal job is a Circus Freak.

Ardnax
21-07-2005, 11:40 AM
WTF???

Alexandra Sandberg, Your ideal job is a Heavyweight Boxer.

Scott
21-07-2005, 12:07 PM
I got suicide bomber.

But what's your porn star name? I'm Corey Hard

Ardnax
21-07-2005, 12:12 PM
My porn star name is Bianca Large. And apparently I'm going to die 30 June 2069. Nice.

deviljet88
21-07-2005, 12:28 PM
Jethro Wu, Your Porn Star name is Carpet Burns.

Your Personnel expected death date is 25 December 2065

Odd though, even if I answered not overweight, I'd die on the same day... Pig out!

hasselbrad
21-07-2005, 12:46 PM
Apparently, I'm destined to be the next William Hung.
It says I should be a reality television star.

Pornstar name...John Thomas. That is boring.

R.I.P.: August 10, 2047

Allanon
21-07-2005, 02:14 PM
My job is Speaking Clock standin :icon_conf

Your Personnel expected death date is 12 June 2064

Your email means that you are intelligent.

Your Porn Star name is Muffy Wet.

What a load of rubbish, Muffy Wet wtf.

hasselbrad
21-07-2005, 02:18 PM
WTF???

Alexandra Sandberg, Your ideal job is a Heavyweight Boxer.

Kick Tonya Harding's ass!

;)

apoggy
21-07-2005, 02:38 PM
Your Porn Star name is Touchmy Jacobs.

Your ideal job is a Circus Freak

Your Personnel expected death date is 13 August 2059

PhoeniX
21-07-2005, 02:42 PM
My Ideal job is a cowboy, and my Personnel expected death date is 27 August 2065 I have excatly 21952 days to live. Have a nice day.

Jacoby
21-07-2005, 02:55 PM
Jake DiLoosh, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot.

Ranman
21-07-2005, 03:20 PM
Randy, Your ideal job is a Playing for a soccor team.

Randy, today you are matched with Hans solo.

Randy, Your ideal pet is a Puppy

Randy,spends more time in front of the mirror.
Keira Knightley,has the roaming eye.

Your Personnel expected death date is 09 April 2056

Randy, Your Porn Star name is Ricky Ramrod.

Your ideal excuse today is I have to renew my driver's license.

But I hate soccer

meegaan1
21-07-2005, 04:58 PM
My job is Children's Teacher, which I do wanna be...Weird.
My expected date of death is 11th December 2068.
My Star Wars Character is Muftak.
My ideal excuse today is I have to rearrange my savings so that there is no more than $100,000 in any one federally insured institution.
My Porn Star Name is Lady Might
My ideal footballer is Rob Rensenbrink from NETHERLANDS.

Richard
21-07-2005, 07:19 PM
Richard, Your ideal job is a Sewage Worker. :icon_surp
Richard, Your Porn Star name is Cherry Cannon.

Your Personnel expected death date is 23 April 2063
You have excatly 21095 days to live. Have a nice day.

That's not too bad. I'll take it.

acliff
21-07-2005, 10:11 PM
Cliff lee, your porn star name is Ivor Bigun. :D Fitting...
Your Personnel expected death date is 12 October 2060
You have excatly 20172 days to live
My ideal job is office gopher

Bait
21-07-2005, 10:53 PM
Human Shield
Johnny Slides
Your Personnel expected death date is 01 July 2063
You have excatly 21164 days to live. Have a nice day.


guess i really suck at my job :P

Atvar
22-07-2005, 12:44 AM
Your ideal job is a Litter Warden.
Your email means that you make people laugh
Your ideal chatup line is Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?.
Your Porn Star name is Wex Rock.

Renegade
22-07-2005, 05:12 AM
Your Porn Star name is Swift.

WTF, I don't even get a last name...

Dionysus
22-07-2005, 03:01 PM
LOL Professional hippy
its bloody accurate
im a guitar teacher (a bludging one at that)
i dont mind a puff on a joint every now and then
i listen to predominately 60's music
:D

Ashley
22-07-2005, 06:11 PM
Job: Bunny Slayer

Porn name: Iama Hunter

Your Personnel expected death date is 06 March 2063
You have excatly 21046 days to live. Have a nice day.

Star wars: Saelt Marae

Leonie
22-07-2005, 08:01 PM
Leonie <insert last name>, Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.

Your Personnel expected death date is 08 February 2066
You have excatly 22116 days to live. Have a nice day.

If I stop drinking tea, I'll die 125 days earlier. I love my job. Free tea all day. Although, to be fair, I'm mainly drinking so much tea cause I get a biscuit and nick a handful of mints every time I go for a cup.

Leonie, Your ideal excuse today is "I have to get new license plates." Never mind that I don't actually own a car. Or a driver's licence.

Todays ideal sweet is a Jamesons raspberry ruffle. Never mind that I haven't ever seen one, anything raspberry is always a winner :)

marine
22-07-2005, 11:52 PM
a Rear End of Panto Cow.
hum.................right

with just my first name I got this :
Satan

Your Personnel expected death date is 01 April 2066
You have excatly 22167 days to live. Have a nice day.