IRC Nostalgia: the good old days...

[acliff]

Back when the website was new, and the members were few,
and irc was the place to be, such fun was had in the small hours of the morning.

I found this log in the depths of my email send folder...

(warning: may cause offense to some, and is long)

The one who guesses who Keira is, wins cake.


* {NATALIE} has joined #kkw
<{NATALIE}> hey guys
<{NATALIE}> where is keira?
* therealslimkeir is now known as Keira
<Keira> hey again
<punk_golfer24> hi
<punk_golfer24> lol
<Keira> how you doing natalie
<{NATALIE}> ok
<{NATALIE}> u?
<Keira> tired actually
<Keira> *sigh* too much work to do
<{NATALIE}> did u reply my letter?
<{NATALIE}> oic.......
<{NATALIE}> where is ur assistant john?
<Keira> i'm just on here briefly to talk to a couple of fans
<punk_golfer24> he is here
<punk_golfer24> lol
<{NATALIE}> ooo.......
<{NATALIE}> did u got my letter?
<Kelsey> john had to go run an erran for keira
<Keira> i haven't yet :S
<punk_golfer24> no she didn't
<Kelsey> *errand
<Keira> every letter I get has to be checked you see
<{NATALIE}> where is he now?
<Keira> for bombs
<{NATALIE}> wow.....
<punk_golfer24> it is true
<Keira> its unneccessary hassle
<Kumquatq3> my names john (no one calls mew that) I'll fill in
<punk_golfer24> i read about it
<{NATALIE}> keira i have question 2 ask u
<punk_golfer24> shoot
<Keira> go on...
<punk_golfer24> ll
<punk_golfer24> *lol
<{NATALIE}> what means is whining?
<Kumquatq3> u always miss that o in lol
<Keira> ll
* DR has joined #KKW
<Kumquatq3> welcome back
<Keira> Hi DR, my biggest fan
<punk_golfer24> yeah i know
<Keira> hmm whining
<Haz> aww, and here I was thinking I was
<Haz> :(
<{NATALIE}> yeah........
<Keira> Haz you are joint biggest fan :)
* Haz blushes
<punk_golfer24> no he is your stalker
<Keira> # To utter a plaintive, high-pitched, protracted sound, as in pain, fear, supplication, or complaint.
<Keira> # To complain or protest in a childish fashion.
<{NATALIE}> stroppw cow?
<{NATALIE}> what means ?
<Kumquatq3> haz is joint biggest fan? Go see what he is saying about ou in the fan club thread!!!!
<Keira> a woman who whines too much
<{NATALIE}> oic.......
<{NATALIE}> stroppy cow?
<Keira> moody is another word you can use
<Haz> it's not stalking...Keira likes having a second PA...you're just all jealous
<Keira> so i don't have a say in this?
<{NATALIE}> really.....
<{NATALIE}> sorry......
<Keira> Haz have I given you a contract?
<Keira> no
<Kumquatq3> why are you try to cut off osme of her hair haz?
<Keira> so before i get my lawyers on you
<{NATALIE}> contract about what?
<punk_golfer24> hmm keira don't
<Haz> lawyers? please, don't...I'll be good
<Haz> I promise
<punk_golfer24> haz aren't YOU a laywer?!
<Keira> But please if you could stop sending me underwear
<Keira> that would be much appreciated
<punk_golfer24> lol haz!
<punk_golfer24> don't worry keira we will beat him up for you
<Keira> no need
<punk_golfer24> aight
<Haz> I've had my license revoked punk :(
<Keira> i have the threat of revealing his personal hygiene on his head
<Haz> restraining order does that, you see
<punk_golfer24> o haz i am sorry
<{NATALIE}> keira, r u have bf now?
<Kumquatq3> haz ..."i promise ::whispering:: my preciousssssss"
<punk_golfer24> lol
<Keira> i can't tell you that :P
<{NATALIE}> ok.....
<{NATALIE}> i hope u dont mind
<punk_golfer24> see celebrities keep things quiete
<Kelsey> del is sometimes here....
<Kelsey> :)
<Keira> how did you know...
<{NATALIE}> so, when u can reply the letter 2 ur fans
<{NATALIE}> know about what?
<Keira> no nothing
<{NATALIE}> oooo........
<Kumquatq3> ya know....this is all kinda weird.....
<{NATALIE}> r u connect 2 jonathan ?
<Keira> excuse me?
<Keira> that idiot?
<Keira> pssh
<{NATALIE}> pssh?
<punk_golfer24> pff...pshaw
<Keira> an expression of disgust
<punk_golfer24> exactly
<punk_golfer24> so keira how is KA?
<punk_golfer24> *king arthur*
<{NATALIE}> can i send the birthday cards 2 u next year?

[acliff]

<Haz> yeah, we really mustn't assume that Keira will get our little "in" shorthands
<Keira> You can if you want :)
<Keira> just don't put anything metal in them
<{NATALIE}> but i dont know ur birthday?
<punk_golfer24> march 22
<punk_golfer24> reese witherspoon stoo
<Haz> yeah, no heavy metal CDs
<{NATALIE}> what years
<punk_golfer24> lol
<Keira> 2012
<punk_golfer24> KING ARTHUR *sings* looks very good i am very excited for the new movie sthis year
<Keira> that nipple belt really chafes
<Keira> i'm never going to wear that again
<Haz> I could rub lotion on
<{NATALIE}> but i dont have ur address?
<Keira> natalie dear, i can't really go about giving my address to everyone can i?
<Keira> who knows what sick idiots would want to send me things
<Haz> aww, that hurts
<Haz> that really hurts
<Kumquatq3> Keira, I have a particular....photo form the Hole I want you to sign
<{NATALIE}> so ur birthday is on march 22
<Keira> i hope its not the dead body photo again
<punk_golfer24> hehe
<Kumquatq3> nono...your alive
<Haz> I mean so I misunderstood "hole" and sent you a picture of mine...it's an easy mistake to make
<punk_golfer24> good point
<{NATALIE}> where r u now?
<Keira> in this chatroom talking to you lovely people
<Haz> duh
<Keira> except you haz
<Keira> you disgust me
<Haz> god are you thick or something Natalie?
<{NATALIE}> thick 2 what?
<punk_golfer24> keira you like nirvana right?
<Keira> yup
<Haz> I do...I'm hurt...I thought you LIKED the attention
<Haz> I mean you said we were friends
<Haz> :(
* Haz cries
<Keira> awww
<Keira> i'm sorry Haz
<punk_golfer24> will it make yo ulike haz if he sings nrvana to you keira?
<{NATALIE}> what topic u guys talking now?
<{NATALIE}> can i join ?
<Keira> It would yes.
<Keira> you all know my address
<Keira> come round tomorrow at 7?
<Haz> yeah, I'll bring my guitar and sing and we can kiss and make up.
<Keira> we'll see how it goes ;)
<{NATALIE}> i dont know yet
<Kumquatq3> Haz! your said I was the only one!
<Kumquatq3> you whore
<Haz> wait, you sure Del won't mind? I mean you know he is sometimes...he looks at me funny
<Keira> shh you're not supposed to talk about Del
<Haz> sorry
<Keira> Haz, i'm sorry for telling you so bluntly over the internet
<Keira> i know its really wussy of me
<punk_golfer24> lol
<Keira> but it can't work between us
<Haz> it's incredibly wanky of you
<punk_golfer24> i mena no of course not
<Keira> you and me, we're from two completely different backgrounds
<Haz> yeah, you're probably right, I mean you can be such a stroppy cow sometimes, so demanding
<Kumquatq3> don't think I'm going to let you come crawling back now either Haz
<Keira> fuck off you cunt
<Haz> such a prima-donna, ever since you've gone all "hollywood" on me
<Keira> me go all 'hollywood'?!?
<punk_golfer24> hmm haz i need connections
<Keira> its you who have decided that you actually mean something to me
<Kumquatq3> lol
<{NATALIE}> hey keira and all guys.....
<{NATALIE}> i got out this channel now
<Keira> i could brush you out of the equation like you never even existed
<Keira> psshh
<{NATALIE}> can we chat tommorow?
<Haz> well you said we were friends, good friends, you've been stringing me on for months...I'm just standing up for msyelf...sod it, you're not worth it...you're not even that good looking anyway
<Kumquatq3> keira doesn't really......leave
<Keira> why don't you go suck on your own dick
<punk_golfer24> whoa
* Arrrrrliam has joined #kkw
* ChanOP sets mode: +o Arrrrrliam
<Arrrrrliam> Arrrrrrrrrr
* Arrrrrliam is now known as Del
<Keira> Arrrrr liam my man :)
* Del is now known as Dell
<{NATALIE}> bye keira.......
<Keira> bye honey
<{NATALIE}> have a nice day
<Keira> i'll try
<Kumquatq3> i dont like her
<Keira> as long as you haven't put anything metal in those evelopes
<Keira> i should get them soon
* {NATALIE} has quit IRC (Exit: )
<Keira> *coughs*
<punk_golfer24> lol
<Haz> rofl
<Keira> and haz, i just don't find you attractive anymore

[Mandy]

Awww I miss Anna, she's the ultimate prankster.

[Ashley]

I miss those days. Didn't Kelsey do that too? Brilliant.

[barrington]

F'ing amazing, those days were brilliant.

<Keira> why don't you go suck on your own dick
<punk_golfer24> whoa
<Arrrrrliam> Arrrrrrrrrr
<{NATALIE}> bye keira.......

lol. another fan scarred for life. We sould kick off this jibe again. Where did Anna get to? I think we should bring her and hazzle back as a double value package happy meal.

[Spire]

<3 Amishka

[Mandy]

Amishka's off on a project, but the next time I see her, I'll tell her that her prescence is requested.

[Kelsey]

I was Keira sometimes. Lol, that was awesome. I really miss those good old days. Do any of those people still go on IRC? That used to be so fun.

[Ashley]

I go on IRC but 5 people are the most that's ever in there it seems

[Kelsey]

That sucks. It used to be so fun.

[Ashley]

Agreed, where is Mags the IRC pimp?

[Digital_Ice]

90% of the time IRC is dead now.... its usually just me an liam ranting

[acliff]

I was Keira sometimes. Lol, that was awesome. I really miss those good old days. Do any of those people still go on IRC? That used to be so fun.

Any time any newbies came on, either me or Kels impersonating keira. I swear thats illegal in some way... *shrugs*
We did good in the sense that we stopped some poor girls burgeoning Keira addiction.

<{NATALIE}> can i send the birthday cards 2 u next year?
<Haz> yeah, we really mustn't assume that Keira will get our little "in" shorthands
<Keira> You can if you want
<Keira> just don't put anything metal in them
<{NATALIE}> but i dont know ur birthday?

<{NATALIE}> but i dont have ur address?
<Keira> natalie dear, i can't really go about giving my address to everyone can i?
<Keira> who knows what sick idiots would want to send me things
<Haz> aww, that hurts
<Haz> that really hurts
<Kumquatq3> Keira, I have a particular....photo form the Hole I want you to sign
<{NATALIE}> so ur birthday is on march 22
<Keira> i hope its not the dead body photo again

Some good shit right there!

[marine]

those days seemes fun. The convos are anyways.

[Kelsey]

You have no idea how fun those times were. The highlight of my day was always coming into IRC, and waking up at midnight every night to catch the good crowd. It was tiring, but fun. I think I have permanant little puffs around my eyes now, but that's okay (for the most part).

We should have a reunion (<--- brilliant idea).

Remember when Haz told Natalie the truth? I don't think I spoke to him for a few days.

[Ashley]

Reunion sounds good. You and Cliff just came into IRC then left because I wasn't paying attention. That's what happens when there's no one in there... I don't pay attention and then miss out on company. :icon_sad:

[gracie]

i totally forgot about IRC. weird. way fun in the begining wasted so much time there. i miss it

[Liam]

wtf...you lot back on irc?

Christ, I go away for a few days and the place turns upside down.

[Narg]

Damn, I'd like to cut amishka's cake. I hear she whomps @ AA also.

[Kelsey]

Yes, we've been back on IRC. I'll be back Friday...I don't think this computer can take anything else d/l'd....my step sister has this thing for Japanese bisexuals so this computer has tons of those pictures on here. I have IRC at my moms though.

[Ashley]

my step sister has this thing for Japanese bisexuals so this computer has tons of those pictures on here.

I think that is the weirdest thing I've ever heard.... pictures of Japanese bisexuals... what

[Kelsey]

It is wierd. Perhaps if we catch each other in IRC, I could tell you the hilarious story that goes along with it.

[bob]

I think that is the weirdest thing I've ever heard.... pictures of Japanese bisexuals... what
oh sure, because YOU don't download pics of jap bisexuals....

no but seriously... that's actually a lot weirder than stumbling upon my brother's porn collection.