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Ranman
15-04-2005, 02:03 AM
As a 24 year old male I feel it’s my duty to inform the younger
Members of KKW about beer. Your parents tell you that beer
Is bad for you and you should stay away from such things.
I was sick alone in my house with my family staying at our
Summer house, a friend of my sister called and we talked
For a while and she asked if I would like some company.
I said ok if she bought some pizza and beer. Normally I
Would never be interested in this girl because she is,
Well no other way to say it but ugly. The conversation
Was ok and the pizza was good. After about six beers
I looked at her and said to myself hey she isn’t half bad.
One thing lead to another and she was giving me a sponge
Bath(thanks poggs). Next thing I know we were into some
Serious sex. I kind of regret this now and wish I could undo it.
So just remember beer isn’t evil it just makes you have
Sex with ugly people.

acliff
15-04-2005, 11:02 AM
Solution:
Stay drunk.

Beer: The cause and solution to people's problems since 2000B.C.

deviljet88
15-04-2005, 11:34 AM
Now I have to love beer since the hot girls won't have sex with me anyway. Ugly girls here I come with some beer!

hasselbrad
15-04-2005, 12:32 PM
Hoggin' it eh?
It works the other way too, though. When we see an ugly guy with a good looking woman, we are conditioned to think he must be rich, or well hung, or well...you get the picture. But, sometimes it's just that her judgement has been impaired by nickel beer night.

barrington
15-04-2005, 02:54 PM
http://im.edirectory.co.uk/products/1547/i/2222.jpg

Keyser_so_so
15-04-2005, 04:05 PM
I don't drink, mainly because I find the taste of any achohol quite bitter. But as an outsider's view- go for it. Just don't drink to get shit-faced... At least not everytime you have a drink.

acliff
15-04-2005, 05:58 PM
I don't drink, mainly because I find the taste of any achohol quite bitter. But as an outsider's view- go for it. Just don't drink to get shit-faced... At least not everytime you have a drink.

You pansy.

hasselbrad
15-04-2005, 06:01 PM
I don't drink, mainly because I find the taste of any achohol quite bitter. But as an outsider's view- go for it. Just don't drink to get shit-faced... At least not everytime you have a drink.

Bourbon is wonderful you pussy. :p

Flightfreak
15-04-2005, 06:22 PM
http://www.gummy-stuff.org/FunnyPics/beer.jpg

Keyser_so_so
16-04-2005, 07:53 AM
You pansy.

I can't say you haven't got me there.

deviljet88
16-04-2005, 08:34 AM
http://www.gummy-stuff.org/FunnyPics/beer.jpg
Shouldn't that guy be dishing the beer to women so he can have sex instead to his fat gullet.

Andrew
16-04-2005, 02:15 PM
What would everyone say is their favourite beer?

I like a nice cold pint of Foster's.

Flightfreak
16-04-2005, 03:25 PM
Hoegaarden!

Foeni
16-04-2005, 05:01 PM
Carlsberg.

bruman
16-04-2005, 05:27 PM
duvel!

meegaan1
16-04-2005, 09:41 PM
....but was it good? The sex, I mean.

Digital_Ice
16-04-2005, 10:34 PM
hmm... im not a big beer drinker, i likes my guinness extra cold... but if i had to pick... hmm... bud probably

Scott
17-04-2005, 02:08 AM
Toohey's Extra Dry

hasselbrad
18-04-2005, 01:16 PM
Guinness Draught

Digital_Ice
18-04-2005, 01:26 PM
oh ok, if we can pick bitter... guinness draught extra cold

Leonie
18-04-2005, 09:52 PM
Guinness or Amstel please :)

Edit: Just realised it's a guy's-thread, so don't mind me :)

Digital_Ice
18-04-2005, 09:58 PM
speaking of which... i ment to ask... why is this "for the guys"??
girls drink too im sure

acliff
19-04-2005, 01:24 AM
Because of several reasons:

Guys are better.
Guys know more about beer.
and having tried more beers, instead of pussyfooting about with alcopops and cocktails as if they had no penis, they will on the whole have a more valid and trustworthy opinion on quality beer.

To put things into context, once upon a time, a paticularly sharp girl said to me: 'euuww beer, it tastes like wine that isn't made with grapes' ...... fucking smart one she was.

Digital_Ice
19-04-2005, 02:11 AM
fair enough...

Ranman
19-04-2005, 12:05 PM
....but was it good? The sex, I mean.


Ofcoarse the sex was good. only women have bad sex.
women complain "he didn't hold me after" "He didn't last long enough"
"He doesn't care about my problems" and so on.
As men, we barely care if women have a pulse.
If you get to squirt score one in the good column.

Nice response Cliff

Urbanebula
19-04-2005, 01:50 PM
That seems shallow to me.

But thats just me. (Serious relationship going on)

As for achohol Guinness Xtra Cold!

What't that? Beer!? Oh ok. Budweiser.

michael22
03-03-2006, 04:31 AM
Guiness draught definatly I got hooked when my pipe band went to Scotland they gave my pipe band a wee heavy guinness which was about 7 1/2 %
it was great
or if i can not pick guiness
Molson Canadian stronger than bud and all else.

hasselbrad
03-03-2006, 01:10 PM
I gotta two-four o' Molson in da trunk. Iss hot buh-we coul-drink it.

PhoeniX
03-03-2006, 04:57 PM
Boddingtons is nice as is Bombardier. Lager's drinkable, but I prefer bitter.

michael22
03-03-2006, 11:24 PM
I just got back from playing a four day beer festival for a pub/distillery in my home town

basically every night untill sunday they unvail a new beer and we pipe the keg in. We then get a free pint of it.
tonight was a stout mixed with a belgium chocolate syrup and was far better then any one on the market
I have a new favourite beer

Bushwakers chocolate stout

Scott
04-03-2006, 04:28 AM
What would everyone say is their favourite beer?

I like a nice cold pint of Foster's.

Foster's is Australia's practical joke on the rest of the beer drinking world

Liam
04-03-2006, 07:16 AM
True, that.

I'm just back from a movie, meal and pub session during which I put away a good few VB's and a couple of Resch's Draughts. Good shit.

Rob The BLack Douglas
04-03-2006, 04:11 PM
Shiner Bock
Guinness

and any dark German Beer I can wheedle out of the German Airforce stationed nearby.