View Full Version : e-Revenge

14-04-2005, 11:50 PM
My darling brother (the one who has an account on these forums) tonight guessed the secret question answer for my hotmail account and promptly changed my password without my knowledge (it was an old question back from when I was 16, the answer being our dogs name, ingenius).

Anyway, I need to plot a little e-Revenge, and thats where you come in, suggestions, the more devious and evil the better please.

I look forward to Frank and Cliff's input, but no murder or brutatlity ;)

14-04-2005, 11:58 PM
Does he have a girlfriend? We need details,

15-04-2005, 12:02 AM
No he doesnt, to my knowledge ;)

15-04-2005, 12:28 AM
Figure out his password, sign him up for porn emails, and leave the window open when your parents walk by.

Make it super disgusting porn, bestiality, kiddie, granny, everything.

15-04-2005, 12:30 AM
We have computers in our bedrooms, no parents walk past

15-04-2005, 04:24 AM
that's a real shame.

Order pornos billed to your parents, but shipped to your brother?

15-04-2005, 04:27 AM
Kill Him Damn It!!!

15-04-2005, 04:53 AM

15-04-2005, 06:32 AM

or goatse.

Perhaps you could just shit in his pillow case. Works wonders.

15-04-2005, 09:16 AM
Or Lemonparty

15-04-2005, 10:40 AM
1. Simply remove the processor from his computer. Sit back and laugh. He might laugh too, cause its funny.

2. Sign his email address up for as many mailing lists as you can. Possible topics include womens hygiene, gardening, and gay...stuff.

3. If he has a fax printer, go to the newsagents and put a piece of paper with ''You suck rhinoceros cock'' on it in the machine, but before you send, tape the ends together. This way he will get an infinite loop of sheets with ''You suck rhinoceros cock'' on it, costing him printer ink and costing the world a few hundred more trees.

4. Or you could always just glad wrap the toilet bowl.

15-04-2005, 04:10 PM
Humiliation, you can't go wrong with a bit of humiliation. Unless he just plain doesn't give a shit, like me.

15-04-2005, 04:33 PM
i love baz's ideas, esp 1 & 3... and maybee four if im right in what it is.... does it involve cling film?

15-04-2005, 04:41 PM
Get a load of embarrasing stuff sent to him (it's happened to me and I didn't like it one bit) and make it seem as though he did it by using his cards to do it.

15-04-2005, 06:01 PM
i love baz's ideas, esp 1 & 3... and maybee four if im right in what it is.... does it involve cling film?

You mean Liam's ideas..... give the man his due credit...

15-04-2005, 06:03 PM
You could always duct tape him in his bed at night.

15-04-2005, 06:13 PM
You mean Liam's ideas..... give the man his due credit...

oops, yup! i ment liam.. i had two windows open at the time i was posting and it was a post from baz in the other window, sorry liam

15-04-2005, 06:19 PM
Mummify him with toilet paper, take pictures of him and publish it online,
he would have to be drunk at the time of course,

EDIT: even better make a movie of him and put it online on googles new free video upload service https://upload.video.google.com/

16-04-2005, 03:13 AM
Handcuff him to his bed in his sleep.