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hasselbrad
14-04-2005, 12:44 PM
...escapes from prison hours before he was to be released! (http://www.citizen-times.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050316/NEWS01/50316013/1001)
I'm sorry, but people like this should just be put to sleep.

MrPink
14-04-2005, 01:40 PM
ROFL wat an idiot.... sounds like the kind of thing i'd do....

deviljet88
14-04-2005, 01:43 PM
Maybe he was going to be hit by the Mafia who were waiting right out of prison, so he escaped early to avoid them... or he's just a moron.

MrPink
14-04-2005, 02:17 PM
good theory... but i'm going for the moron side of it :)

Keyser_so_so
14-04-2005, 02:31 PM
I thought at first this was a thread tributed to me, but I was disappointed. Until I read that news story.

Simply: That man is a first class fuckmook, and there's nothing he can do to change my opinion of him. Except perhaps work his way out of another sentence and become a wizard. Gandalf style, not Paul Daniels.

MrPink
14-04-2005, 04:50 PM
i could make a thread bout u bein a dumbass if u want?

Keyser_so_so
14-04-2005, 05:00 PM
Hell yeah, but you should know I'd bastardise it and use it to rant and bitch. It'll be spam central, I tells ya!

Jacoby
14-04-2005, 06:39 PM
To kinda go along with Jet's theory...if other inmates had found out it was his last day, it wouldn't be good. Let's just say defication would be a lot easier, hadn't he escaped.

Foeni
14-04-2005, 08:18 PM
Why even bother looking for him? He was going to be released anyhow.

hasselbrad
14-04-2005, 08:58 PM
Why even bother looking for him? He was going to be released anyhow.

This idiot obviously needs to be locked up. We already have enough idiots reproducing like vermin. Now, when...not if, but when...they catch him, he'll go back in the slammer for several years, thereby lowering the possibility of him impregnating, and spawning, another mullet that the legal system will be required to deal with in twelve or thirteen more years.

JackYang
14-04-2005, 11:13 PM
wow that is dumb lol. If i were him, i'd wait until ig et released legally!

deviljet88
15-04-2005, 12:18 AM
This idiot obviously needs to be locked up. We already have enough idiots reproducing like vermin. Now, when...not if, but when...they catch him, he'll go back in the slammer for several years, thereby lowering the possibility of him impregnating, and spawning, another mullet that the legal system will be required to deal with in twelve or thirteen more years.
At least he was just some 4 month in jail minimum custody person, not some mental murderer/rapist...

Foeni
15-04-2005, 02:53 PM
This idiot obviously needs to be locked up. We already have enough idiots reproducing like vermin. Now, when...not if, but when...they catch him, he'll go back in the slammer for several years, thereby lowering the possibility of him impregnating, and spawning, another mullet that the legal system will be required to deal with in twelve or thirteen more years.

On what basis would you keep him locked up? After he served his time for escaping.

hasselbrad
15-04-2005, 03:53 PM
Escaping carries a pretty stiff sentance. I'm just saying that a few more years in the hole for this idiot will do society well.

Foeni
15-04-2005, 04:16 PM
Of course, I don't disagree with you on that. But you he still needs to commit a crime in order to keep him in jail.

hasselbrad
15-04-2005, 04:33 PM
Of course, I don't disagree with you on that. But you he still needs to commit a crime in order to keep him in jail.

He did...he escaped before his sentance was up. That will probably get him moved to a higher security facility and carry a sentance of a couple of years.
Hence, the title of "Dumbass of the Year".

DefyingGravity
20-04-2005, 11:30 AM
This is why I am pro-choice.