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marine
10-04-2005, 11:45 AM
this actually made me laugh (really). share the laugh

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/marytya/goodwife.jpg

deviljet88
10-04-2005, 11:50 AM
*expecting a great line from either Duck, Liam or Cliff*

I like the "Be a little gay". In the modern world, it's hinting a threesome.

Liam
10-04-2005, 11:51 AM
I love it. I honestly love it.

Jacoby
10-04-2005, 12:58 PM
Is that picture Norman Rockwell's work?

Foeni
10-04-2005, 01:16 PM
*expecting a great line from either Duck, Liam or Cliff*

I love it. I honestly love it.

You never disappoint people, do you? ;)
But do you think Leonie will approve?

Liam
10-04-2005, 05:54 PM
She loved it. I am now officially called the (ex)boyfriend.

Foeni
10-04-2005, 07:58 PM
congratulations

acliff
10-04-2005, 08:32 PM
Its a pretty good guide, but its lacking vital aesthetic details, for example:

*Make sure your bosom looks ample and welcoming.
*Your husband will not be pleased if you are ugly, it is an insult to his good taste. Sort it out.
*And finally, to pleasantly surprise your husband, do everything in the list while derobed.

I think most of that sums it up.

marine
10-04-2005, 08:41 PM
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*Your husband will not be pleased if you are ugly, it is an insult to his good taste. Sort it out.





and when he marry her he was drunk? he's probably twice uglier than her, and she was probalby the only hopeless girl to agree to have him so he got to face it or she should get a divorce. :icon_razz

Kelsey
11-04-2005, 02:55 AM
I was so meant to grow up in the seventies, but when it comes to parenting and marriage, I'm glad I live in the time of female CEOs, affairs, single moms, playdates, and nannies.

:)

hasselbrad
11-04-2005, 04:13 PM
*And finally, to pleasantly surprise your husband, do everything in the list while derobed.

Especially the being "gay" part.

Keyser_so_so
15-04-2005, 04:23 PM
In my eventual marriage (if I'm lucky enough), the woman will 'wear the trousers', as the phrase goes. Let's face it, the female half of the realtionship always is more in charge (and that's for a very good reason, people)!

duckula
15-04-2005, 07:15 PM
Let's face it, the female half of the realtionship always is more in charge (and that's for a very good reason, people)!

And what is this reason, prey tell?

acliff
15-04-2005, 11:52 PM
I think he not so secretely wants to be a woman... can't you tell?

Keyser_so_so
16-04-2005, 07:52 AM
And what is this reason, prey tell?

Because women are generally tougher and better at controlling stuff. This is from watching my own family's relationships- trust me. It's not a matter of masculine (sp?) prowess or anything, it's just the way it seems to go. Most of the time, the woman controls and the man does- kind of like a strange bastardisation of the caveman thing (hunter-gatherer and all that shit).

Obviously it all goes a bit tits up if a wife-beater's around, which there are none of in my family.

Foeni
16-04-2005, 05:06 PM
And because men want sex.

Sarah
16-04-2005, 09:30 PM
I love it! I want to be a good wife!!!

DefyingGravity
20-04-2005, 11:29 AM
I would have been the epitome of all of that if I grew up in the 50's, I know I would have.