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Latasha
03-04-2005, 03:44 AM
Yeah so last night I hopped in one of my amazingly pimp rides which is a Ferrari or something I don't know because I own so many goddamn cars LOL and said goodnight to my supermodel wife just after she gave me 12 blowjobs for 2 hours while I drank Chivas and watched porn and then I drove to a club where I picked up three chicks and drove them over to meet my girlfriend on the side who is also a supermodel and we all had amazingly erotic sex for 12 hours and I tapped one of the chick's asses who was a supermodel and then busted on her back so hard that she had to go to the hospital because I bruised her spine. Then I took some drugs and drove another car it's like a Mitsubishi Eclipse special edition TYPE R or something beats me who cares when you own like 20 cars and three mansions and then I went to a stockholders meeting for Microsoft and Dupont and ExxonMobil and made lots of important decisions and then I took a limo with three hookers in it that the government paid for and they gave me blowjobs while I fingered their pussies and snorted coke off of their tits. And then I brought them home where my supermodel wife had sex with all of the hookers and I videotaped it and then we all did some online shopping and I bought a few more cars and a hot tub and we adopted some kids from the Tsunami because it is important to spread the love and be socially aware of things going on in the world, okay don't you think so? So then I drove the hookers home and they said that they had so much fun that they were not going to even charge the government and one of them said that I had the biggest cock she had ever seen and everyone else agreed LOL. So then I went and played some video games with my girlfriend and some of her supermodel friends and they invited some rock stars over and we all partied and played games and then all of the supermodels piled on top of me and we had incredibly erotic sex in one of my mansions and four of my other cars, all of which cost over $100,000 each. And also I totally owned at the video games. Then after that we went out for a restaurant and it was so good that I bought the restaurant and the head chef, who is also a supermodel, came out and gave me a blow job while she made unagi rolls which are my favorite. Then my wife and my girlfriend had lesbian sex in the restaurant and everyone had an orgy and everyone in the whole restaurant had a vote and I won "Largest Wang" as well as "Best Eyes" and "Most Semen". Then I drove home in 12 different cars and left the ones without gas on the side of the road for homeless people to take because it is important to give back to the community, and then I went to bed. And that was the best day of my life, for real.


P.S - UnBan me please, I will behave.

Narg
03-04-2005, 03:48 AM
Im not sure what to say.. perhaps a "ROFL" is in order.

deviljet88
03-04-2005, 03:53 AM
Haha, hilarious :P

Digital_Ice
03-04-2005, 05:17 AM
...yes...well........

im sure that post has done wonders for you chances of being unbanned!!.....

deviljet88
03-04-2005, 05:24 AM
Glare's bored enough to make multiple fake MSN accounts, let alone make new KKW ones :P

Bait
03-04-2005, 08:35 AM
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holy fucking shit your life sucks! if that only happened once, which i am guessing so since you said it was the best day of your life, then you should fucking kill yourself. that is basically my life every single day..minus the cheap ass cars. im fucking driving porsche carrera gts ($550,000 usd) i also just bought a couple ferrari enzos and some new lamborghini countach limos. btw if you call leaving cars for homeless people giving to the community you are retarded. i leave cars with millions of dollars inside of them, i mean the least you could do is give them cash for gas you cheap bastard. btw what kind of alcohol were you drinking? victoria shit beer? i just finished sharing a crate of cristal(roederer cristal rose...$1500/bottle) and some hennessy (richard reserve 2700/bottle) with 500 supermodels, which i fucked for about 2 hours each over the past 2 months. btw largest wang? you must be hanging out with midgets, dont you remember when we compared and i had you over by ~6times (foot long here...poor glare with his 2 incher). seriously your life must suck...i'll send you some tips and penis enlargement pills (since i dont need them)

Flightfreak
03-04-2005, 09:23 AM
Glare's bored enough to make multiple fake MSN accounts, let alone make new KKW ones :P
and to still read and care about kkw

Latasha
03-04-2005, 09:44 AM
and to still read and care about kkw

Yeah fancy that, I mainly read the news and view the latest pictures I just stop by in here every so often to see whats happening.

duckula
03-04-2005, 11:20 AM
Fascinating.