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Digital_Ice
24-03-2005, 10:20 PM
This may seem like spam, but i thought its so ammusing i had to share

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5566217149&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT

this guy thinks he has a possesed teddy bear. what is more, he is selling it for about £160 it is utterly utterly rediculous.

this guys additions are so over the top.

hannahjane
24-03-2005, 10:24 PM
Utter bollocks. Utter loser. Amusing though, thanks. :) Hey, I guess it's confirmation that we're all sane anyhow.

Digital_Ice
24-03-2005, 10:27 PM
exactly, i thought i was weird!

actually, i think he is a bloody good salesman, im guessing hes making this up hoping to get a lot of interest. and he has done, hes got 31 bids up to £163!!!!

frodo1511
24-03-2005, 10:29 PM
looks photoshopped:P

mike
24-03-2005, 10:36 PM
sad as fuck! and who the hell would pay £160 for it

JackYang
24-03-2005, 10:51 PM
Wow That Is Just Pathetic Lol.

deviljet88
25-03-2005, 12:48 AM
Free the teddy from such an insane retard!

aznkkfan
25-03-2005, 12:59 AM
what's really sad is my sister has one of those and spent like.... $10

deviljet88
25-03-2005, 01:10 AM
what's really sad is my sister has one of those and spent like.... $10
Hers isn't possessed duh.

aznkkfan
25-03-2005, 01:17 AM
i'm not really sure if it is or not. i heard it something in a weird language. When i got up to see what it was, i saw him walking with his eyes glowing

deviljet88
25-03-2005, 01:21 AM
Tell your sister to resell it then. Do it on eBay and have nice photos of its glow in the dark eyes.

aznkkfan
25-03-2005, 01:35 AM
see the problem is she doesn't believe me. my sister sleeps like a rock, and he only has the glowing eyes and talk at night, in the morning he's fine.

mikhalt
25-03-2005, 02:42 AM
my friend had a toy she bought from europe a small figurine that was possesed; thet had to smash it with a hammer.

seriously..

cheers
mikhalt

deviljet88
25-03-2005, 02:58 AM
Voodoo dolls are cool. Sounds like a good alternative to anger management therapy.

frodo1511
25-03-2005, 03:16 AM
see the problem is she doesn't believe me. my sister sleeps like a rock, and he only has the glowing eyes and talk at night, in the morning he's fine.


Put it in the center of a pentagram, sprinkle holy water on it, and torcht the sucker while saying, 'THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!" as loud as you can.

Elijahfan
25-03-2005, 04:53 AM
sad as fuck! and who the hell would pay £160 for it


ahh...i would!

no just kidding...but when i was in france during the beginning of this year i went to some business district. it was some stop called "La Defense" outside of paris and i found a dirty lamb stuffed animal outside on a railing. of course me being me i picked it up.

there's a picture of me at the place in france...and yes i made arrows to the sign and where the stuff animal lamb was. but it was farther down the railing

deviljet88
25-03-2005, 09:03 AM
Maybe the lamb's so possessed, they don't come out on film (or computer) like ghost don't!!! /me screams

EmotionSickness
25-03-2005, 04:09 PM
If you (or anyone who is bidding close to $1000 now) knew what true possession was, you would realize that inanimate objects cannot be possessed. This is real life, not a movie.

aznkkfan
25-03-2005, 08:04 PM
Put it in the center of a pentagram, sprinkle holy water on it, and torcht the sucker while saying, 'THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!" as loud as you can
i have no religion. athiest, right? my friend tried the cross thing, and it said to her that she was stupid and to never pretend to be a christian :icon_surp (living in a jewish community= jewish friends)

frodo1511
25-03-2005, 08:46 PM
i have no religion. athiest, right? my friend tried the cross thing, and it said to her that she was stupid and to never pretend to be a christian :icon_surp (living in a jewish community= jewish friends)


Well, if that dosen't work, put it in a box of lead.

aznkkfan
25-03-2005, 08:53 PM
Well, if that dosen't work, put it in a box of lead.

or kryptonite. i can also use one of those waterspray things Lilo used

Sarah
25-03-2005, 10:33 PM
I want that teddy!!!!

hannahjane
26-03-2005, 01:15 PM
I want that teddy!!!!

Lol. Bet you can't be arsed paying hundreds of pounds for it though, eh?

To be honest, I'd perhaps take it a bit more seriously if it was an old WWI teddy or figurine or something....but it's a modern day Stitch toy! Made by Disney! How cheesy and unscary can you get for christ's sake!?

Digital_Ice
26-03-2005, 03:52 PM
... Disney! ...

im scared!

seriously, some very weird things come out of that place.

EmotionSickness
26-03-2005, 05:45 PM
Yeah, Disney is so evil. :rolleyes:

aznkkfan
26-03-2005, 06:04 PM
Yeah, Disney is so evil
that's because michael eisner's in charge

Sarah
26-03-2005, 07:31 PM
I have a posessed pot doll.

Reallllllly. Look at the eyes! Its all in the eyes!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/mappers/doll01.jpg

Save me! Before it is too late!

She wants to watch DVDs and get ideas to killlll meeeeeeeee!

hannahjane
26-03-2005, 09:10 PM
*pisses self laughing*. Sarah, that actually is quite unnerving though. ;) I like the strategically placed Halloween DVD....or *in spooky voice* did the doll get it herself?

Sarah
26-03-2005, 10:46 PM
*pisses self laughing*. Sarah, that actually is quite unnerving though. ;) I like the strategically placed Halloween DVD....or *in spooky voice* did the doll get it herself?


She got it herself. She wanted to watch it. I didn't put it on, though. She got mad, so mad in fact that I went back to her 10 minutes later and found her like this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/mappers/doll02.jpg

hannahjane
26-03-2005, 11:23 PM
*struggles to contain laughter*....I'm getting excited now *exuberant cry* How much Sarah?! How much!!? I'll pay a hundred, no £250!! Girl, get that thing on ebay :p

JackYang
27-03-2005, 01:22 AM
ROFL, MAN THIS IS SOOOO HILARIOUS LOL :icon_rofl

Keyser_so_so
05-04-2005, 01:17 PM
Put it in the center of a pentagram, sprinkle holy water on it, and torcht the sucker while saying, 'THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!" as loud as you can.

GENIUS!!! :icon_rofl:

Now, I am a kinda religious guy. I ain't the strongest, but I certainly believe in a God and a lot of that stuff... But basically, I dunno if it's pure will power and belief or real God miracles, but that sort of stuff does work!

I read about a girl who was once lying in bed in her new house, and she felt a heavy thing on her and then a rough thing go along her cheek- it felt like a tounge- but she couldn't see anything, but was being pinned down. She shouted at the top of her voice: "JESUS! MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!" and it went away, never to return.

Conclusive proof of a God, or lame little story? You decide.

I hope no one got scared by the teddy bear thing or even my little story. I know that I'm a bit of a wuss when it comes to ghosts and stuff, they're the only thing I really feel frightened of, and the teddy bear story and posts on the eBay thingy is mildly chilling (seeing as I'm on my own right now... Ah, fuck it, I still sound mightily stupid).

P.S.- Possessed toys... Imagine the horror of a possessed sex toy!