I'm certainly not new, but here's the only place to ask...

[Keyser_so_so]

Where the hell is the thread that discusses our titles or whatever they're called? You know, like 'Member' 'Veteran' or whatever. I've done a search and can't find it anywhere, I just need help with someone I'm trying to get to join. They want to know EVERYTHING!
(pesky kids!)

[Ranman]

There was a thread called " I want a title "

If memory serves me right the last person to ask this

got the title of "Pin Dick".

So be careful what you ask for, you may get it.